Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

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  1. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    The bird’s nest is made with weed stems and nugs in it. So they only use vape pens so they assume it’s from a neighbor.
     
  2. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Right, i'm not a weed guy but that just looks like your usual shrubbery bits.
     
  3. One Two

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    The birds got weed from somewhere to build the nest (you can see a few bugs woven in) but it couldn’t have been from the people that found it bc they only smoke weed from a vape pen
     
  4. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Fine, be happy I replied then because everyone else itt didn't find it amusing enough to quote.
     
  5. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s weed. They’re both everyday smokers so they know a nug when they see it. They sent that pic to my wife last night.
     
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  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    If you weren't joking this would be the most American response you could ever come up with.
     
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  7. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    Speaking of square bodies this is exactly what my short wide looked like in college. I miss the shit out of that truck and kick myself for getting rid of it.
    IMG_6187.jpeg
     
  8. Tiffin

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    :americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah::americafuckyeah:
     
  9. Simon Templar

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    I drive a Wrangler 392 because I think worrying about has mileage is for dummies. Also when I have the roof and doors off if I gun it going over a bridge all my empty plastics water bottles will fly out so I never have recycle.
     
  10. bigred77

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    Do they have kids?
     
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  11. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    2. They smoke at night after kids are asleep and it’s usually just my BIL that smokes. It’s why he uses the vape. He can duck outside and take a hit and come back in quick with no hassle. Before kids they smoked a ton more.
     
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  12. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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  13. fattus

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    I buy all my shrubberies from Roger.

    The Shrubber
     
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  14. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I'm your mama, I'm your daddy
    I'm your buddy in the alley
    I'm your doctor when in need
    Want some coke? Have some weed
    You know me, I'm your friend
    Your main boy, thick and thin
    I'm your shrubberman
     
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  15. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Just bought an F250 Super Duty Turbo Diesel because I have a long commute.
     
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  16. fattus

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    My friend got me that tape for my birthday sophomore year of high school. Played the fuck out of it.
     
  17. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I went down a rabbit hole of old soul train videos. Someone had linked this song in particular for the fella in orange who likely seemed to be enjoying some incredible '70s coke.

     
  18. fattus

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    I don’t dance, but I would have danced there.
     
  19. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I lost my heart to a Galway girl
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    I had a truck and used it a lot when I was finishing my basement, but as soon as that project was finished it became mostly an inconvenience. Got tired of parking it in my work parking garage and switched to an EV crossover about 8 months ago and don’t miss it at all
     
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  20. wes tegg

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    Sure. But a diesel truck is getting better gas mileage than a gas truck, not better gas mileage than a reasonable SUV. Diesel is also a lot more expensive.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    I have a 2011 Silverado 1500 with 215k miles on it that was paid off 10 years ago. I use it a lot for truck purposes. New full-sized trucks are incredibly dumb and impractical.
     
  22. Name P. Redacted

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    You were in love with that truck. Don’t lie
     
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  23. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Took a bunch of stuff to the dump/recycling/hhw facility today in my ID.4. Costs less than seven cents per mile
     
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  24. BayouMafia

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    Likewise, I have a 2011 Tundra with 195k miles on it. I bought it in 2012 when it had 4400 miles.

    Seems like it’s approximately half the size of the current generation Tundra.

    I use the bed 7-10 times a year for my own purposes and will help cheap friends with picking up appliances and such when asked. If someone is too much of a degenerate to afford movers though that’s on them. I’m not helping.
     
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  25. GoodForAnother

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    of course I was, we all were
     
  26. Corky Bucek

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    My Cybertruck is the best of both worlds where it’s electric and convenient so I can use the bed 5-10 times year
     
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  27. BayouMafia

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    and it periodically tries to kill you which keeps life interesting
     
  28. bigred77

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    My ram 2500 has a 50 gallon fuel tank
    I laugh every time I use the company card to fill it up
    Then laugh even harder when it's freshly full and the range says less than 600 miles
     
  29. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    My Sienna has like a 500 mile range on 16 gallons lol
     
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  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    Thinking of trading my truck in and getting an SUV. I love having a truck for those rare times actually need it. However, with 3 kids the SUV makes more sense.

    Honestly a van makes more sense, but I’m too insecure to drive one :lol:
     
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  31. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Is his name Michael Jackson ha
     
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  32. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    not sure if gf said bugatti or bukkake during a random half-asleep discussion last night
     
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  33. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Bugatti? Ducati?

    [​IMG]
     
  34. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    I was gonna ask if the dog's name was "Sosa"
     
  35. Nug

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    About to pick up a 2019 Tacoma with 55K miles that I recently purchased, the hope is to get a similar lifespan out of it. At the very least 250K miles.

    Plan to sleep in the bed and go camping/use 4WD pretty regularly.
     
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  36. Tiffin

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    I'm sure you've looked into it but a campershell and platform in the bed is a great way to use it for boondocking and still have space under the platform for gear. Have my grandpa's old S10 set up that way.
     
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  37. Nug

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    Haven't decided if I want to set up an overland set-up/pop-up tent or just outfit the bed with a cushion and sleeping bag.
     
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  38. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    minivans are bad ass. give it a go. women are constantly giving me the sexy eyes when they see me roll up.
     
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  39. Simon Templar

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    It’s not the minivan handsome
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    :blush:
     
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  41. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    Did some of us with poor eyesight stare at the sun too long like idiots when we were kids? I don’t remember doing that but who knows. I see a lot of “staring at sun / eclipse” topics on my feeds lately and has me wondering.
     
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  42. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Not sure about that but nearsightedness can be caused by reading when younger, explaining many nerds
     
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  43. Lyrtch

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    Just read you can get German citizenship with great grandparents lineage

    Might need to get a eu passport
     
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  44. fattus

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    Now Denmark.
     
  45. Stone Cold Steve Austin

    Stone Cold Steve Austin Tickler Extraordinaire
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    Artoo
     
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  46. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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  47. Simon Templar

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    Same
     
  48. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    lol...guess I'll just finish the draft

    saw a TikTok last night suggesting the people at UNO have come out and said that you don't have to say "Uno" when you play your next to last card and you're not supposed to stack Draw 2 & 4 cards (you play a draw 2, person next to you is supposed to just draw 2 and can't play another draw 2 card for the next player to draw 4 and so on)

    I don't know what's real anymore
     
  49. SugarShaun

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    wtf I didn’t know people played this way
     
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