Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    he doesn't have an ounce of poster in him, and it's the one thing he can't buy.
     
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  2. Redav

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    That really is a great analogy for being rich and "risk"
     
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  3. zeberdee

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    I actually want to read this story because this is dumber than Shu playing roulette.
     
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  4. Redav

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    He kept going all-in like an idiot and had to buy back into the game over and over. He understands risk like no one else.

    I hate these fucking people
     
  5. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    masterful gambit, sir!
     
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  6. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    The best part of the analogy is he obviously doesn’t understand the game he is playing and just throwing money into
     
  7. beerme

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    Is his special understanding of risk the part where if you’re rich you’ll always make money regardless of competency?
     
  8. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    bunch of tankies itt who dont even understand gambling
     
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  9. Artoo

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    Yes.

    "If you throw enough money at the problem, it will either fix itself or just go away"
     
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  10. Redav

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    I wonder if they'll discuss the inherent risk of going all-in on every hand at the next dinner party.
     
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  11. CaneKnight

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    Really hope their next dinner party ends like the dinner party in The Menu
     
  12. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    That story reminds me of christopher walken from this scene
     
  13. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    cat reading newspaper meme
    I should play poker with elon musk
     
  14. COVIDiskilingme79

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    He's literally Michael Scott going all in on the first hand of casino night. He's the butt of the joke of a sitcom written almost 20 years ago.
     
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  15. Redav

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    Ok, risk not-understander
     
  16. JGator1

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    No one can get a read on you when you go all in every hand.
     
  17. slogan119

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    Also “if you have enough money, you don’t have problems”
     
  18. RSK

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    That's the safe play. I told him you can't lose what you don't put in the middle. But you can't win much either.
     
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  19. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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    Looks like Elon took care of that bot problem! Great call, Whammy you fucking doofus!
     
  20. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    upload_2024-4-11_16-26-7.gif
     
  21. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    fuckin' Knish.
     
  22. CUtigers

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    Mark Bankston going after everybody.


    Edit: Probably the wrong thread, but I had it pulled up and know we've been talking about him in here.
     
  23. slogan119

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    Taking down some fools
     
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  24. BudKilmer

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    Tim Pool in that stupid ass hat at all times. Imagine taking the ass sewage that he calls opinion as the way
     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  26. Wee Bey

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    After having just seen a rocket blast into the great beyond I feel compelled to let each and every single one of you know that you are the dumbest and gayest mother fuckers on the internet.

    Even worst than the worst Redditors. Yes, that is you.

    Have a great weekend.
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    Well have fun cya later
     
  28. ~ taylor ~

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  29. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    How much of your portfolio do you have in dogecoin?
     
  30. COVIDiskilingme79

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    R U ok, m8?
     
  31. fattus

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    Did it blow up before or after the great beyond?
     
  32. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    He’s not referencing a real rocket, he means he saw a fantastic cumshot. Like, glorious ropes, just blastin’.
     
  33. SmoochieWallace

    SmoochieWallace Ipse dixit
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    The phrase “each and every single one of you” makes my eyes bleed.
     
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  34. Redav

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    The irony is how sad this post is. At least you don't have the power to throttle accounts.
     
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  35. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Did you transport back to the 1960’s or something you simple minded bitch
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I just saw a cyber truck towing a trailer that had one (1) yard of mulch it. Imagine being married that that guy.
     
  37. —

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    EPICNESS
     
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  38. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    *worse
     
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  39. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    Hey look! It's two self important, toxic guys who have no idea what they are doing!
     
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  40. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  41. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  42. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  43. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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