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  1. Bruce Wayne

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    Help me Robin, I'm not good at math here, but I was friends with Ralph for many many years
     
  2. Boo MFer!

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    :accounting noises:
     
  3. Brian Shute

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    The story of Ralph getting lost in the Hamptons after Tom Petty is all-time.

     
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  4. Dan Kendra

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    Always thought Ralph was going to drop a tell all book one day.

    Howard will live to 100+ with his genetics and lifestyle.
     
  5. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    There was a line from the roast of Ralph that has stayed in my memory and always killed me: if that wart on his left cheek pops out another quarter inch it means the turkey’s done.
     
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  6. Boo MFer!

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    Did George out Ralph here?

     
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  7. Reggie Washington

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    If youre gay, you wouldn’t technically be a “supporter” then would you?
     
  8. Boo MFer!

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    What? Of course you would. If you’re not gay, would you be a member of the community?
     
  9. Cobbslobber

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    There can be a gay supportive members of the community (Eg Anderson Cooper).
    There can be gay, unsupportive, non members of the community (eg Lindsay Graham).
     
  10. Reggie Washington

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    Sorry, I think that was worded poorly. I don’t think George was outing him. Just odd phrasing.
     
  11. portlandspartan

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    Not a chance George would out someone. Poor wording.
     
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  12. MODEVIL

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    Artie and Howard were so good together when Artie had it somewhat together.
     
  13. Bruce Wayne

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    Reddit was saying that HS implied to a caller that Ralph was at least bi. But again none of it matters
     
  14. Brian Shute

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    That really was the peak of the show for me. I loved Jackie/Billy West, but when Artie was rolling it was amazing. His ability to make something out of a topic or guest that didn’t seem interesting was unreal.
     
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  15. snowfx2

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    And a great story teller. Would make the listener feel like we were there at the story he was telling.
     
  16. Sir Phobos

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    https://v.redd.it/bl2e7lg6cbtc1

    this is a wild one, gonna cliff notes it for you guys:

    - if you're not aware, that's Elisa Jordana, the ex-longtime gf of Benjy and former member of Cobra Starship who featured on the show for awhile and made him dress in dumb shit like when he wore all the dark makeup and a wig ( ) and do stupid songs ( ). they broke up eventually and she was "engaged" to Andy Dick for awhile and just hangs around now trying to stay relevant doing influencer and apparently livestreamer stuff. she's a loon and this has been known for awhile but nothing like what we see in the video, she was just always super desperate for fame.

    - the guy is the son of a ME oil billionaire. he's also into findom (financial domination, essentially dudes giving women money when the women say). he finds Elisa and starts donating tens of thousands of dollars at a time until he's donated several million. Elisa wisely invites him down to Florida, I assume to basically try and hook him.

    - the guy has also been doing this to other women, including the one on this phone call you hear in the video. Elisa gets insanely jealous and doxxes the woman on her Discord

    - the clip picks up around here. you will see her viciously abuse him, striking him many times to the point where he flinches when she raises her fist. if you listen well you'll also hear her threaten to kill him.

    - eventually, the guy stands up for himself and eventually removes her from the car in the middle of the road.

    - as of a few hours ago, Elisa was arrested for battery. https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https://i.redd.it/knomslwe5dtc1.jpg[​IMG]
     
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  17. roggins

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    Fuck Benjy.
     
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  18. Wendel Clark

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    That chick was so annoying when that schtick was going on.

    I haven't listened in years, is Benjy still around?
     
  19. Bruce Wayne

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    Benjy is cock strong
     
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  20. KeepingItRealSince1853

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    The name of the other man was Detlev Bronk.
     
  21. fish

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    Whenever this thread pops up I just assumed someone died.
     
  22. roggins

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    Ronnie, fingers crossed.
     
  23. Sir Phobos

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    yea but he finally showed up late one too many times and got permanently removed from the set, now he writes in the back-office.

    the fuck?
     
  24. phunkybuck

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  25. roggins

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    I was joking. He sucks but I don't want him to die.
     
  26. denvermint

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    Hang up on this guy right fucking now, Jon
     
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  27. Wendel Clark

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    Gotcha.

    what about JD, Richard and sal
     
  28. Wendel Clark

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    I really stopped listening when Brent became a big personality
     
  29. Sir Phobos

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    JD is JD, altho now divorced. Richard and Sal come on and do gay stunts 2-3 times a year (really, really gay stunts) and otherwise nothing as there's almost no prank calls anymore. Richard has two kids now and is in his 50s, winning combo there.

    Brent is long gone. he spiraled heavy and got shuffled off. Katelyn is the breadwinner now as she makes cuckporn fucking black dudes while Brent films (yes, really). Brent's saga is really sad.

    the show is almost entirely planned and scripted now. Howard hasn't been back to the studio since covid and will likely never return. I think other staff are back now, idk about the other main players. it's exceptionally bad radio now. I don't listen but I read enough on the subreddit to know what's what.
     
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  30. roggins

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    Ronnie becoming a main focal point killed my interest.
     
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  31. Sir Phobos

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    idk how many of you are on the subreddit. it's kind of shit (lot of chuds, sadly) but it's the best place for news on the show and past staff members. there's a guy there now named cormano who might actually be Steve Langford in disguise. here's his latest thread on deep show history, this one about the legendary Jesus Twins. check his other posts if you have time, he's got some all-timers about Double A (pedo), Richie Wilson (the source of the Pelican Brief), and others.



    and here's his threads

    https://old.reddit.com/user/cormano/submitted/
     
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  32. Bruce Wayne

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    Penis penis
     
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  33. RockHardJawn39

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    "sour, I hope you go to jail for this" was absolutely hilarious
     
  34. Bruce Wayne

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  35. snowfx2

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    His Ferrall is great, and Sour is actually a knowledgeable sports fan (kicks in really about 3:30)



     
  36. Boo MFer!

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    Steve, I’m real busy. Let me call you right back.
     
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  37. Bruce Wayne

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    Howard interviews the fucking President and the only marketing for it takes place 15 minutes before it happens?
     
  38. Boo MFer!

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    I’m less surprised about that and more surprised that Howard was actually in-studio for it.
     
  39. Sir Phobos

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    I imagine in-person was a requirement. Biden wasn't about to be asked questions by the Pelican over a fucking TV.
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

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    I wonder if Ray gave him any pointers. After all, Howard is her representative.