Golf Thread 2.0 - Zach Johnson hates you and your family

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Jigga, Apr 8, 2015.

  1. stric006

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    Bones isn't the reason you suck at putting JT
     
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  2. Upton^2

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    May want to consider moving on from his dad next
     
  3. LetItSoak

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    The most perfect "we're all trying to figure out who did this" ever
     
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  4. sc_chant

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    Got that "what do you want from Augusta" text from my dad just now :yousoricky:
     
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  5. Biff Bridges

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    I'd take a large Peter Millar polo and a rope billed cap. Will pay double plus shipping.
     
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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    I get you were a promoter of Liv golf itt, but how is it the right message?

    all they are saying is their major exemptions are running out. Everyone knew that would happen.
     
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  7. IrishLAX2

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    I’ve never been a promoter of LIV golf. LIV golf sucks. My point always was the PGA Tour was incredibly poorly run and did absolutely nothing to stop it when they had a million chances to do so. Jay Monahan basically asked for all of this.

    But golf sucks when the best players aren’t playing together. The ratings are showing that. Bryson is making extremely similar points to what Rory is currently making, albeit in his brutish Bryson way. A fragmented structure hurts the sport. And for as much as we all hate Bryson, Reid, Phil, etc for the decisions they made and the types of people they are, it’s extremely obvious that those guys playing with PGA Tour players again is going to drive ratings. The NLU guys admitted as much on their most recent pod. The PGA Tour being a chummy boys club where everyone is best friends doesn’t drive much interest. Animosity, rivalry, and heels do. See also - Iowa/LSU. Golf will be much better off when the sport is unified again. At which point people will look at Jay Monahan and ask “did we really need to go through all that to get here?”
     
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  8. steamengine

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    Vaxxed?
     
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  9. stric006

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    Yess
     
  10. Goose

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    I was chastised in this thread for making the same point and even tagged for several weeks by Gaknight

    But now that there’s an article about it I guess we can all think it’s okay
     
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  11. IrishLAX2

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    For months and months the golf media turned the whole thing into this black/white situation where you had to pick a side. And while one side is certainly better, the reality of the situation was never actually black and white. Now people are quickly realizing that Jay Monahan backed the Tour and the game of golf into a corner where partnering with atrocious human rights offenders is actually the best course of action for the future of the sport. It’s incredible he did such a shitty job that we got to this point. But that was also pretty obvious to a lot of folks when he spurned private equity money in the first place and created a sitting duck situation for the Tour. This was always inevitable the way he handled the situation early on. He deserves any and all criticism lobbed at him from all sides.
     
  12. CUAngler

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    Jay and company clearly fumbled the situation and will go down in history as one of the woat sports commissioners. He clearly was ill equipped for the job.

    I keep coming back to the question of would a different commissioner have been able to convice the tour membership that massive change was needed, especially in a period where they were getting richer than ever and times were as good as they have ever been?
     
  13. IrishLAX2

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    When the PGL came along and told Jay “I’m willing to triple what your players are currently making if you change the Tour”, two things became obvious - the players weren’t making their market value, and Jay needed to do everything in his power to figure out how to get them to making market value. Whether it was making that deal or trying to find another, action was required. For him to simply say no and not act at all, it created a sitting duck situation.

    At the very least, the players ears would’ve perked up if that original deal was brought to them. And some did hear about it (ie. Phil) and a mutiny was inevitable.
     
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  14. Bert Handsome

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    The Saudi shit is long sports washed by now, I'm much more uneasy about Norman, Phil, Sergio, etc's involvement in the sports future.

    Outside of the four major American team sports pretty much every sport is in bed with Saudi money. This was just last week in Miami

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Goose

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    Saw that as well
     
  16. Gaknight

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    When is the last time Spieth played on Saturday? This dudes golf game is in hell
     
  17. Gaknight

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    And an ace
     
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  18. pez

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    the PIF is working to basically buy tennis. That’s in the works now

    https://www.sportspromedia.com/news/atp-wta-tours-tennis-merger-offer-saudi-arabia-pif/
     
  19. ZeroPointZero

    ZeroPointZero Fired Darvin Ham
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    literally the next day I went to Roger Dunn and bought that big ass Odyssey putter that Rickie and Wyndham Clark use just to have something way different than what I already own (in my defense, I had about $100 in store credit to use)

    Today I made 4 birdies using that monstrosity. The lesson as always folks, to get better at golf just keep spending more money.
     
  20. portlandspartan

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    I bought the AI Smoke and I have last years Paradym that I like quite a bit. So yeah, I’m a big subscriber to this theory.
     
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  21. pez

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  22. Gaknight

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    Maybe I bullied Spieth into not sucking at golf.

    *I fully expect him to be back in hell the rest of the day.
     
  23. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Tried out the lab df3 putter and actually really liked it, may pull the trigger soon
     
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  24. ZeroPointZero

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    speaking of putters

     
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  25. Zack Zedalis

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    Golf is stupid. Shot 85 today because I couldn’t get out of greenside bunkers. Driver was on point, but clearly missed a few approaches that cost me 6 shots on the round. Clearly an equipment issue)-:
     
  26. IrishLAX2

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    I shot 81 with 5 doubles the other day. That was fun.
     
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  27. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Buying the df3 tomorrow fuck it
     
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  28. fish

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    Masters lock. #teammallett
     
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  29. The B1G Kucktis

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    Holy fuck Clemente is JB Holmes level slow.
     
  30. ZeroPointZero

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    Ludvig drove the green after snapping his driver head :chrispaulnoooo:
     
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  31. Gritty Badger

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    66 for the Shoemaker girl on the final day of the women’s amateur at Augusta is some serious golfing your ball
     
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  32. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Got the df3 in a 35”, always had 34” and I actually really like this new length. I tend to leave putts short and the 35 felt more natural
     
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  33. b7

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    Really fun amateur right now
     
  34. The B1G Kucktis

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    Wow at birdie-birdie to win. Unreal
     
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  35. tigr2ndbase

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    An inch can really make a difference.
     
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  36. steamengine

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    Damn I didn’t realize Jackie Burke died a few months ago. 10 days shy of 101.
     
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  37. Gaknight

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    I feel like Bhatia deserves to be at Augusta. Dude is going to have all the nerves in the world tomorrow.
     
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  38. steamengine

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    He might blow away if it’s windy there this year though
     
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  39. steamengine

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    Hell of a leaderboard for a Texas open of Bhatia can back up a bit. I don’t see it happening.
     
  40. steamengine

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  41. pez

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    He’s the best. (This was on purpose to get a favorable drop)

     
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  42. roggins

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    Eagle today. Drove a par four. Sank a twenty foot putt.



    Hole is under repair. All four tee boxes were set up 260 out. lol.
     
  43. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    Got a buddy going to a masters practice round, what should I have him get me at the pro shop?
     
  44. CoastalOrange

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    I'll be there on Tuesday. Excited. It's my second visit.
     
  45. ZeroPointZero

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  46. ohhaithur

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  47. undrtow

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    My favorite things I’ve gotten in the past:

    Polo, quarter zip, hoodie, tee shirt (long or short sleeve), hat

    Rocks glasses, coffee mug, tervis, coasters, koozies

    f
     
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  48. Nole0515

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  49. NP13

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    he's off to a good start
     
  50. MODEVIL

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    Just saw a dude wearing a LIV Golf hoodie in the Charleston airport. First time seeing gear in the wild.
     
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