Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    really good read. not just unexpected additional costs in lieu of income tax, but seeing "moderates" getting weirded out by guns and red-hot political culture war stuff makes me feel like there are some normal people in the world.
     
  2. BellottiBold

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    “The problem is, when we alienate protected classes, it sounds like a good sound bite, but"

    :laugh: what makes that sound like a good sound bite you fucking chode
     
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  3. DuffandMuff

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    Moved out of Florida in 2019 :mulletsmug:
     
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  4. bro

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    Costs and politics were also enough to cause Noelle Schmitz to leave the state after more than 30 years, despite her son having a year left in high school, and relocate to Winchester, Virginia. She said the politics became ever-present in her daily life — one former neighbor had a massive Trump banner in front of their house for years, and another had Trump written in big letters across their yard. When she put out a Hillary Clinton sign in 2016, it was stolen and her house was egged. “I saw my neighbors and co-workers become more radicalized, more aggressive and more angry about politics. I’m thinking, where is this coming from? These are not the people I remember,” Schmitz said. “I was finally like, we need to get the hell out of here, things are not going well.”

    For some Florida newcomers though, politics is the main draw to the state, said John Desautels, who has sold real estate in Florida for decades. While politics never used to be a topic for homebuyers, Desautels said it is now a regular subject his clients bring up. Rather than asking about schools or amenities in a community, prospective buyers are asking him about the political affiliations of a certain neighborhood.

    “One of the first things they say is, ‘I don’t want to be in one of them X or Y political party neighborhoods,’” Desautels said. “I spend hours listening to people vent to me about fleeing the communist government of XYZ and they want to come to freedom or whatever. So the politics have been the biggest issue when we get the call.”

    Even home showings have become a politically sensitive issue. He recalled showing an elderly woman one property where there were Confederate flags at the gate and swastikas on the fish tank.

    But while politics are a lure to people arriving in the state, he said they’re also among the reasons sellers tell him they’re leaving, and the state’s politics have deterred some of his gay or nonwhite clients from moving there.


     
  5. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Making an ad about this would be the dumbest thing ever
     
  7. Tommy Jefferson

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    It’d be better at a debate stage where Biden makes fun of trump’s failed social media company. Trump refutes my saying that it was an intentional pump and dumb scheme to make money because he’s so smart and rich, opening himself up to yet another criminal charge.
     
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  8. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    I mean it's still valued at approximately $6.4 billion too high
     
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  9. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Just got this banger. Their begging is getting even more deranged.


    If my Aunt had balls, she'd be my Uncle.

    But in Joe Biden's woke military, she'd be the poster child.

    I'm a ret. Brigadier General & combat veteran who deployed to some of the most desolate corners of the world.

    I was responsible for the lives of countless men & women who answered the call.

    So believe me when I say it's nothing short of DISGUSTING that Joe Biden cares more about military participation trophies for the transgender mob than he does about the lives of our troops.

    I hold our nation's military & those who are willing to serve very close to my heart. It's personal for me.

    I spent over 40 years serving in the military to defend everything that makes AMERICA GREAT.

    Better men than me made the ultimate sacrifice to do the same.

    I did NOT serve so that the woke radicals could destroy it.

    Now, I'm running for Congress to stop Joe Biden and his woke left insanity that endangers the lives of all who wear the uniform.

    But my candidacy enrages everyone from the woke left to the war-mongering globalist RINO's & they're spending millions to stop me in my tracks.

    My biggest & most important fundraising deadline is quickly approaching- but without a huge surge in grassroots support, I'm afraid I'll come up short & ultimately be defeated.

    So from the heart of a soldier, I'm humbly asking for your help today.

    red24.us/39kGwV

    I'm not one to look the gift horse in the mouth. I won't put a number on it.

    But whatever it may be, I will never, ever forget what you did for me today.

    Sincerely,
    Ret. Brigadier General Chris Walker

    stop=end
     
  10. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    stop
     
  11. dome foam

    dome foam ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    Who in the fuck is buying this stock?
     
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  12. Papa

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    It's difficult to short currently as well. It has a 125% borrow rate. So if you shorted it, held it for a year and it went to 0, you still lost money.
     
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  13. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    it's essentially like a crypto rug pull
     
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  14. zeberdee

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  15. JRodMK1

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    [​IMG]
     
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  16. NYGator

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    This company only has $4 MILLION in revenues and a $7 billion market cap. I know this has been beaten to death, but that is fucking insane for a company that isn't doing anything innovative anymore. Even Twitter allows racists now.
     
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  17. Can I Spliff it

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    Man that bidengeddon thread is way less chill than the trumpocalypse thread
     
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  18. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Having a president candidate indebted to you is priceless.
     
  19. PeterGriffin

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    Here’s why that’s bad news for Biden:
     
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  20. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Wait till you clap eyes on the Kamalapocalypse thread. I’ve only seen the beta, but it’s worse than you can comprehend.
     
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  21. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Akamalypse imo
     
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  22. Prospector

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  23. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Kamalamity
     
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  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. Doc Louis

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    Which dead cat bounce should we buy in at? It's not done yet
     
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  26. El Tiburon

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    My Iraqi dinars are fired up and ready to use for heavy investment on this!
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Not that this needed saying
     
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  28. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    the message around trump's business deals is that he has simply been bought by CHINA

    CHINA!

    that's bound to scare some old people
     
  29. Can I Spliff it

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    Dinar for Schmucks
     
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  30. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    The dinar conspiracy is one of my favorites
     
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  31. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Jimmy Carter put his fucking peanut farm in a blind trust and this motherfucker is hocking everything and anything yo make a buck JFC
     
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  32. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    I dont understand the original valuation. Anyone with a brain can see it's a shit platform with a user base that isn't attractive to advertisers and content likely to scare them away regardless
     
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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    The smile on TikToks face right now…
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    Money laundering.
     
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  35. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  36. BudKilmer

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    Expanding the gag order!!! That’ll teach him!!!
     
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  37. Josey Wales

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    He’s so good at business!
     
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  38. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    I’m sure he will abide by the rules this time
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Isn’t he literally out on bail?
     
  40. dblplay1212

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    Problem is he doesn't give a damn. He'll take their money and move on not owing them shit.
     
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  41. dblplay1212

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    No.
     
  42. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    People bought his worthless shoes. Just the thought of Trump owing these people money is enough to make them part with theirs.
     
  43. southlick

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  44. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    google tells me he is
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    Na that was just a fan buying a jersey to rep their team. I don't think those people think Trump owes them anything. But the people that donate millions do and he'll fuck them over the next chance he can make a buck.
     
  46. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    No, people gave money with the promise of receiving shoes. They have not yet received the shoes, but have parted with their money.
     
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  47. dblplay1212

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    He posted bond to file an appeal for a financial penalty. He wasn't sentenced to any jail time so he's not out on bail.
     
  48. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Different case. He posted a cash bail in the Georgia criminal case.
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Georgia and you don’t have to be sentenced to get bail just charged.

    Also NewYork is civil and you don’t get bail for civil cases.
     
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  50. dblplay1212

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    Forgot about GA
     
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