Family members around the holidays

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  1. WhiskeyDelta

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    We're now watching an in memoriam about The Queen and I'm not allowed to make comments because my MIL and SIL are royalists
     
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  2. One Two

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    I’ve had strep so bad I had a hard time swallowing water but never to the point I couldn’t operate a motor vehicle. Now if it manifested as Scarlet Fever I could see some issues getting the horses hitched up to the wagon.
     
  3. Redav

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    Oh god that would make me do it even more
     
  4. WhiskeyDelta

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    They feed me fairly frequently and I'm not keen on cutting off a free food supply
     
  5. Constant

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    How about something complimentary, like "Ol Chuck looks good for a dead man walking".
     
  6. London Humphreys

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    My wife, SIL, and MIL all took gummies last night. My 11 year old niece had to text them last night at 1030 to be quiet because they were laughing so loud.
     
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  7. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Fever and for me I had incredible nausea and vomiting. Thankfully that lasted only one day and the next day I felt mildly sick after getting some antibiotics.
     
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  8. Name P. Redacted

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    You forget it’s the biggest coward on the board Redav
     
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  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    I’d rather have just about anything than Strep. I got it annually from about 16-22. Haven’t had it since.
     
  10. skiedfrillet

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    I think I get strep every January somehow

    shit sucks, but it’s a great way to shed those holiday pounds bc you can’t eat or drink anything. Subscribe to my newsletter for more weight loss tips
     
  11. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    No exaggeration, your easter is my hell.
     
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  12. One Two

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    Strep throat is not that bad
     
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  13. Druce

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    Got strep every year as a kid, felt like swallowing razor blades. Culminated in an er trip at 21 years old, 2 peritonsilar abscesses that were drained in office with no numbing agent and my tonsils being removed that summer. Fuck strep.
     
  14. WillySaliba

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    Do you have scarlet fever?
     
  15. WillySaliba

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  16. roggins

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    I used to get it 5-6 times a year. Finally got my tonsils taken out in my mid twenties. Best decision I have ever made.
     
  17. Goose

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    I got strep a lot as a kid but remember thinking it wasn't that bad. Haven't had it as an adult.

    Hated the swab test
     
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  18. Jigga

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    Different holiday. Different house. Toilet clogged again.
     
  19. Corky Bucek

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    Should have taken one with them imo
     
  20. London Humphreys

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    Would have but I was already hammered and playing with the kids in the lazy river
     
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  21. Reebok

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    When I was a kid, I had strep throat travel to my leg and I couldn’t walk without piercing pain. My parents thought I was full of it because we were running weekend errands, and I basically collapsed as we left a furniture warehouse. Seven days in the hospital and two surgeries around my knee. Good times.
     
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  22. Fat Drunk & Stupid

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    Did your parents have a life insurance policy on you?
     
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  23. Eathan Edwards

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    Rheumatic fever? Because that sounds much worse.
     
  24. Eathan Edwards

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    Nothing overly interesting here but our neighbor has had a disaster of a sister in law introduction and keeps running over to take a shot and provide updates.

    I think aforementioned SIL was extremely nervous and just got hammered by like 1pm which became a problem for the first meeting.
     
  25. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    wtf was the surgery for? Debridement or what?
     
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  26. BayouMafia

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    strep knee is a new one
     
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  27. Cornfed Buffalo

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    Scarlet patella
     
  28. wes tegg

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    to put the leaches in
     
  29. Nole0515

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    had to run to the toilet to shit then puked then pissed out my ass. Was preparing to do this all night. 2 hours later I'm feeling better. weird
     
  30. WillySaliba

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    I had strep ass once. You would not believe how many of those rounded popsicles I went through.
     
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  31. Name P. Redacted

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    Somehow no one said anything racist (within ear shot at least) today at my in-laws.
     
  32. ramszoolander

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    Ahhhh English cuisine

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  33. One Two

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    Pardon?
     
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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    I had many questions on this as well, apparently it's a thing:

    "Perianal streptococcal cellulitis is an infection of the anus and rectum. The infection is caused by streptococcus bacteria."

    What exactly he was doing with the popsicles is an entirely different item.
     
  35. ashy larry

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    strep ass is not a bit. push up pops work way better tho.
     
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  36. One Two

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    Man I’ve got a few questions I don’t think I want to know the answers to
     
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  37. Redav

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    How do you contract this?
     
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  38. Constant

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    Seems like it has to be salad tossing by an infected party.
     
  39. Eathan Edwards

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    Probably from the anal popsicle industry if I had to guess.
     
  40. One Two

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  41. ashy larry

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    developed pinworms after eating raw pork. one of the symptoms is itchy ass- especially at night when they come out to lay eggs. real itchy and it doesn’t go away no matter how deep in there you get. terrible case- spreads to anyone you share a bed with. my wife kicked me out for a bit. she let me come back under the condition i block liver king from my socials, youtube, everything. top two fight in our nearly twenty year relationship.

    anyway i’m also a nail-bitter. last time i had strep i passed out and forgot to put on my bed gloves and had a bad worm night. so yea strep ass is real and it breaks up families
     
  42. Capstone 88

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    I genuinely can’t tell if this is a bit
     
  43. Mr. Bean

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    Quality trolling :golfclap:
     
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  44. One Two

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    Same
     
  45. ashy larry

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    it’s a normal thing that happens to people everywhere
     
  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    Just one of those things you have to deal with to enjoy a little pork tartare from time to time.
     
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  47. ashy larry

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    sleeping in a wetsuit isn’t even weird and is arguably more comfortable
     
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  48. ~ taylor ~

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  49. Upton^2

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    Was at dinner last night and I overheard the waiter telling another table about one of his friends who made himself chicken sashimi. He said the friend was in the hospital for a couple weeks. Absolutely insane and couldn’t tell if he was just fucking with them, he didn’t seem to be.
     
  50. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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