Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Oct 19, 2023.

  1. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    How could Michigan have possibly known it was a pass?!

     
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  2. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    “She wouldn’t have gotten raped if she wasn’t wearing that”
     
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  3. The Donkey Show

    The Donkey Show Kourt Williams Fan Club
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    Based on this one play, Connor Stalions must be innocent of all wrongdoing.
     
  4. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Stalions is very guilty. It’s funny y’all are salivating over a play where UM gave up a touchdown and a nakedly obvious passing play as “proof” when there’s already a mountain of actual proof against him.
     
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  5. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Just him, huh? Rogue staffer?
     
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  6. Summa

    Summa GOAT lurker, liking your posts from 3 days ago
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    They aren’t mutually exclusive, we enjoy this individual example as well as the sea of evidence that already exists highlighting UM’s fuckery.
     
  7. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Always respect a man who clocks in on time on a Monday
     
  8. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    lol “salivating.” It was posted last night and no one even addressed it until you did so 12 hours later.
     
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  9. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I've been licking my phone screen for 12 hours?
     
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  10. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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    and i precame in excitement nearly 11 hours ago and am just waiting for my refractory period to come to an end gbr
     
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  11. AHebrewToo

    AHebrewToo Albino Hebrew Extraordinaire
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    Did it taste like snozzberries?
     
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  12. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Izzo
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    I would love to have access to the UM private board to see what they have to say on this topic. Most of those dumbasses never leave that board.
     
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  13. Tug

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    That’s not how you’re supposed to play candy crush
     
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  14. MagicBuc

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  15. Charles DeMar

    Charles DeMar Smug Outlaw
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    Holy ratio Batman

     
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  16. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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  17. Racki

    Racki All is well on Unicorn Island
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    Lol...shocked to learn Mike is based out of Ann Arbor

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  18. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  19. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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  20. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    Meant for game thread
     
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  21. Lt. Pete Mitchell

    Lt. Pete Mitchell Back2Back Natty Champs
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  22. Tiffin

    Tiffin ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    I've long said that Jim Harbaugh is the Carlos Mencia of college football.
     
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  23. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  24. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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  25. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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    I'm late but Whitlock honest to god looks like Uncle Ruckus. I hope he starts his speech with a prayer to White Jesus and speaks about his struggle with re-vitiligo.
     
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  26. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Stealing lines from Ted Lasso now
     
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  27. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    you guys think David Shuster has bought that lumber yet?
     
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  28. Cobbslobber

    Cobbslobber Well-Known Member
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  29. killerwvu

    killerwvu Restoring WVU's E-Rep 1 Post At A Time
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    Is there anything this guy won't steal?
     
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  30. Irush

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    drip
     
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  31. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    bet
     
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  32. PSU12

    PSU12 The Grand Experiment
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    He’s already said he would adopt every baby a woman wanted to abort
     
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  33. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    :golfclap:
     
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  34. Bert Handsome

    Bert Handsome I'm sorry, the card says Moops
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    If you are going to steal jokes, they need to be about murdering someone and in a context that it isn't obvious you are stealing the joke
     
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  35. MagicBuc

    MagicBuc Well-Known Member
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  36. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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    RIP ESPN...

     
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Fire Izzo
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    Dakich is a piece of shit, but this fits the narrative. Fuck Harbaugh. Should never be allowed to coach again

     
  38. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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    it's such a joke that he's "suspended" but with the team all week preparing and in front of the camera seemingly every day doing press conferences.
     
  39. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    It’s a pretty spineless punishment, really.
     
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  40. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Barstool :pffft:
     
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  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Amazing
     
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  42. buckwild

    buckwild #BucketsGetsBuckets
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  43. Tug

    Tug Well-Known Member
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    Their worship of a coach that forced underperforming members of his team to be sexually assaulted is fucking disgusting
     
  44. HotMic

    HotMic PopTart Mascot Enthusiast
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    Someone got in trouble…

     
  45. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    What did the ambulance chaser do?
     
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  46. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Third Day.
    :loldog:
     
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  47. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    lol I get it it’s because Ryan Day was born on third base haha classic prank
     
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  48. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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