Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Oct 19, 2023.

  1. MagicBuc

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    Currently at the Bowling Green/Kent State game. Not a fan of either school. That said, with this crowd, cellular data is not a problem.
     
  2. MG2

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    Well when you put it like that my joke sounds stupid.

    The funny thing is that he's a recruiting staffer, and part of the Harbaugh suspension/punishment was that UM didn't host recruits the first two weekends of the season so he had no duties to help bring recruits in. Just wait until we bring up that defense in March.
     
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  3. BuckeyeRiot

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    You all up in that Dix Stadium?
     
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  4. Charles DeMar

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  5. dblplay1212

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    I don't go into b10 threads. I only saw him in political threads, I think, and he seemed normal?
     
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  6. phunkybuck

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    All those 3 stars from Connecticut were bound to finally form into a juggernaut. Harbs was just playing the long game.
     
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  7. dblplay1212

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    I believe most teams edit their all 22 film before they exchange film for this reason.
     
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  8. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    what a disingenuous framing of the purdue game
     
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  9. ats

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    No shit, two fgs off of turnovers in the first half

    late td with 18 seconds left on the clock after some horrendous play by backups, specifically Walker at cornerback

    but that doesn’t fit the narrative
     
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  10. bro

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    Disingenuous framing?? In this thread?!? Get outta town
     
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  11. gowolverines8

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    zak zinter
    kwity paye
    mike sainristill
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    hit rate was absurd up there, wish michigan kept on recruiting up there
     
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  12. MagicBuc

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    We got that wheel.......:banderas:
     
  13. timo

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    Oddsmakers account for that. You didn't cover. hth
     
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  14. jbr

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    Post should have 18000 likes
     
  15. DetroitNole

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  16. MG2

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    Never been more confident that Harbaugh won't be suspended
     
  17. bro

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    More like ball ass
     
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  18. DetroitNole

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    Was he the one pushing the Day story as true. And the extension coming despite the allegations report?
     
  19. ButchCassidy

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    God damnit. I can’t side with BallAss now!
     
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  20. phunkybuck

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    There’s one good player on this list.
     
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  21. MG2

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    If any angle of any story about Michigan has been reported by anyone in the last 20 years, Balas has reported it at some point.

    He's the one in 2021 who said Harbaugh agreed to an extension. And then reported he hadn't signed it but it was a formality. And then reported Michigan didn't offer him enough money. And then reported Harbaugh wasn't looking to leave for the NFL. And then reported that he was offered the Vikings job and was going to take it. And then reported that, "as we reported previously," Harbaugh wasn't going to the Vikings.

    This is what he does. He reports anything anyone tells him and then contradicts himself 20 minutes later and says "this is what happens in real time reporting". And somehow he has one of the biggest CFB recruiting sites on the internet with a loyal army of subscribers who believe anything he tells them.
     
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  22. MG2

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    And to be clear, I think it's pretty obvious Michigan expects Harbaugh to be suspended soon. It's the reason for everything that has been leaked and reported since Friday. That's not really news.
     
  23. Fran Tarkenton

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    I dont blame michigan's approach this week at all. Probably a good one.

    but its still sad to see which of the useful idiots in the media will do bidding for which parties.
     
  24. gowolverines8

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    a bunch of all b1g players and nfl dudes
     
  25. DetroitNole

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    Has a coach ever been suspended twice in same season for different violations? Really defining a Michigan man
     
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  26. val venis

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    Quitty Paye
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    If Michigan was told prior to starting their cheating that it would benefit them for a few years and Harbaugh would end up with just getting a couple game suspension but they were still allowed to play in the ccg and playoffs, they'd absolutely sign up for that.
     
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  28. Tug

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    Exactly. That’s why the only solution here is to vacate the past three years, fire the whole staff, force them to be coached by Mel tucker for 3 years, and take down the statue of Bo schembechler
     
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  29. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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  30. EMAW FC

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  31. herb.burdette

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    Apologize to Delaware for stealing their helmet design?
     
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  32. Drown ‘Em

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  33. Gunners

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    this is all pretty well established

    unless something new comes out, gonna be like 87 counts of this
     
  34. pez

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    this changes everything!
     
  35. Drown ‘Em

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    I know it’s not a new fun twist, but I didn’t think I’d get shit for posting another example of Stalions buying tickets to multiple games directly from another B1G school’s ticket office dating to 2021.
     
  36. Gunners

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    Bless up
     
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  37. timo

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    really makes me miss the days when Michigan's program was run by a man who gave his soul to the Lord smdh
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  38. DetroitNole

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    Here's a new take, Big Ten should be helping michigan get away with it

     
  39. bro

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    From his timeline, this appears to maybe be tounge in cheek
     
  40. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    Seems perfectly credible and legitimate to me.
     
  41. HotMic

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  42. Sam Elliott

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    He has to messing with people, dumbest take ina while
     
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  43. Nick Rivers

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    a tale as old as time, due process for me but not for thee
     
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  44. DJ Bosa

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  45. DetroitNole

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    Yea seeing some of his other recent tweets now, he's gotta be trolling

     
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  46. electronic

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    I have a new best case scenario - Harbaugh suspended for 2 games for violating Stalions’ due process.

    Michigan leaves for the Big 12.
     
  47. OldazzNinjaman

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    He was suspended with pay. Just pointing that out.
     
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  48. Nick Rivers

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    Then there should be no problem suspending harbaugh with pay. Just pointing that out.
     
  49. herb.burdette

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    Everyone remember to get your posts in this thread tomorrow, before we get hit with the injunctions.
     
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