Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Oct 19, 2023.

  1. AbeFroman

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    The parallels to Trump are endless.
     
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  2. CUgator

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  3. Fran Tarkenton

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    Ryan can't recruit a Left Tackle, but sure he is a criminal mastermind.
     
  4. HotMic

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    Michigan beat writers

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  5. Charles DeMar

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  6. Tug

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    RICO lol
     
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    if you had RICO on your MAGA bingo card, please mark it off.
     
  8. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    Ryan Day [​IMG]
     
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  9. DetroitNole

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    It's actually kind of funny how michigan fans seem to really think this was some sort of ace in the hole. Two of my family members who are michigan fans have already sent it to me thinking it in some way helps their case.
     
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  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    coach day gonna have a seamless transition from ncaa snitch to prison snitch
     
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  11. Jake Scott

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    Boy was I wrong
     
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  13. Bert Handsome

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    Ryan Day: I want you to collect information on Michigan Football please

    Law Firm: How would you like us to obtain such information?

    Ryan Day: Illegally, of course!

    Law Firm: terrific! That's our specialty. We'll get right on that.
     
  14. hood b. goode

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  15. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    Urban Meyer to Sparty seems all but assured now that both Michigan and Ohio State are promising mutual destruction
     
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  16. PSU12

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    Freeman to OSU?
     
  17. IrishLAX2

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    Depends how heavy the FBI investigation is
     
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  18. ~ taylor ~

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    So not private investigators but opposing coaches. I think the NCAA would prefer opposing coaches to private investigators. Hell, if Day and Schiano had just snitched to the NCAA, they would have put Michigan on notice before the season and Stalions would have been stopped then. And given the advantage sign stealing provides, we probably would have lost to Rutgers, Nebraska, Indiana and Michigan State. It's Ryan Day's fault Michigan isn't 4-4.
     
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  19. Bert Handsome

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    What's the level of backtracing being performed by the Michigan Athletic Department to confirm Ryan Day's crimes?
     
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  20. DetroitNole

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    Pretty sure it's just that nutcase Spiro who thinks that actually despite Urban wife denying it daily on Instagram. Think Spiro even conceded yesterday it's unlikely.

    But what if Urban is behind all of this? That is the twist we need next
     
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  21. ~ taylor ~

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    I made that joke on our private board. Dear weird guy on Twitter: I WAS NOT SERIOUS.
     
  22. Irush

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    Ryan Day hired Barry Zuckerkorn
     
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  23. DetroitNole

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    Crime Victim to police : Johnny over there assaulted me. It's recorded on the surveillance video.
    Johnny to police : But you guys only found out about this because the guy who accused me reported it to you and gave you the evidence
    Police : Good point! You're free to go
     
  24. herb.burdette

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    It’s real.
     
  25. herb.burdette

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    We already have a dossier on him and it’s not good.
     
  26. herb.burdette

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    Ryan Day Crime Family

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  27. MG2

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    I bet you cropped that pic because you didn't want to show them standing on third base!!!
     
  28. Owsley

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    I believe he was wearing a bullet-proof vest at one point, too. I hate that fat fuck so much.
     
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  29. Kirk Fogg

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    West Canaan had the easiest signs to steal too. Certainly didn’t need a sophisticated spying operation to see the Hook & Ladder coming.
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    You hate him... for snitching on you guys? But if you were cheating, that doesn't make any sense. He was just doing the right thing to stop you guys from cheating. The important thing was that justice was done.
     
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  31. dblplay1212

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    We hated him way before that fwiw.
     
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  32. portlandspartan

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    Look, this wouldn’t be the first time OSU snitched after getting beat. Woody turned in MSU for recruiting violations in 75 after we ruined their undefeated season in 74.

    It probably was OSU.

    And that is hilarious
     
  33. 20/20/20/20

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  34. steamengine

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    The wolfs have retreated
     
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  35. ~ taylor ~

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    For good reason. He's the fucking worst.
     
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  36. Corch

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    Sounds like Ryan Day needs to prepare to surrender to the authorities.

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  37. Irush

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    a true Michigan man would condone what Michigan has done imo
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

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    So if Ryan Day initiated this with his brothers, and Ohio State loses for a 3rd straight time to Michigan, he may as well just go straight back to NH after the game, because he's finished at Ohio State? Or does this count as a win for Ohio State fans?
     
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  39. Corch

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    We're unlikely to fire Day after his first loss to Michigan.
     
  40. 20/20/20/20

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    You also have Tom Loy.
     
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  41. popnfresh

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    Personally I hope Day is involved. Zero chance he is fired for losing to Michigan this year.
     
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  42. buckwild

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    COMPLICIT
     
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  43. buckwild

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  44. Escanor

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  45. Corch

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    Wow even the B1G is in on this coverup, how deep does it go?
     
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  46. CUgator

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    I had no idea how unhinged the Michigan writers all were until this story broke.
     
  47. HotMic

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  48. PSU12

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    In fairness it’s probably best practice to just assume any and all boards beat writers for major cfb teams are just insane fanboys that are an extension of the craziest fans