Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by HotMic, Oct 19, 2023.

  1. —

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    It’s hard to narrow it down, but I think my favorite part of this thread was the beginning, where Michigan fans said knowing what play the opponent is running is no big deal.


    But my favorite recurring bit is that syncing tv broadcast footage with all 22 is the hidden in plain site perfect method for getting every sign from every team.
     
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  2. DJ Bosa

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    If you put a gun to my head I couldn’t tell you my top 5 moments from this thread.
     
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  3. herb.burdette

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    Connor Stallions could predict your top 5 moments.
     
  4. BuckeyeRiot

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    You know a fella’s not rattled when you jokingly refer to their team based koolaid drinking as akin to Trumpism and they’re forced to rattle off how blue their state executive branch is along with their state laws.


    :diamondjoe:
     
  5. DJ Bosa

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    Hoping the thread gets derailed by politics.I see right through it.
     
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  6. HotMic

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  7. b7

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    At first I appreciated the hustle to beat OSU. But scouting Purdue come on guys, they aren’t known for Purdont for nothing
     
  8. RockHardJawn39

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    I think they just got addicted to cheating.
     
  9. pez

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    y’all got some more of that advanced scouting?

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  10. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  11. Haiku

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    About to be fired
    Harbaugh decides to just cheat
    Autistic dickhead
     
  12. hood b. goode

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    I think Purdue should just be happy paying fans are in the stands!
     
  13. Haiku

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    Pedophilia
    It is the Michigan way.
    Well, that and cheating.
     
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  14. Shinzon

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    PJ Fleck’s ex-wife while he’s complaining about cheating..

     
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  16. Tobias

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    just caught up and my #1 is dbl claiming that nfc was a good poster before this thread and my #2 is nfc claiming that the banks was a good poster before this thread

    fun read!
     
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  17. LeonardWashington

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    a lot more than just michigan fans were saying this
     
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  18. theregionsitter

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    I for one hope we see a harsh penalty of some sort and the NCAA finally approves helmet communication

    Now as a fan of ND we are the #2 program to benefit from a Michigan collapse as we pretty much recruit head to head vs them for every player so let it burn

    Mich collapse rankings

    1 Sparty they clearly benefited the most during the last Michigan wilderness trip
    2 ND
    3 Penn St
    4 OSU
    5 Iowa
    6 Washington
    7 Northwestern
    8 Boston College
    9 Florida/Clemson/Texas AM/Auburn Tie because we have to make this story about them somehow
     
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  19. bro

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    Redav Lyrtch
     
  20. Redav

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    Yeah I still am not convinced
     
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  21. Lyrtch

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    That wasn't what I said but keep being weird bro
     
  22. gowolverines8

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    My hot take, I think a harbaugh game day suspension is pretty meaningless at this point in the year. Harbaugh is more a ceo type and all the systems are in place firmly. I think losing moore or minter to suspension would be a bigger deal.
     
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  23. Doyle McPoyle

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    They should all be suspended.
     
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  24. IV

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    kick him off the tour!!!!!!
     
  25. beist

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    I think all the coaches should be suspended. Not just Harbaugh. I'm talking a Lance Harbor situation.
     
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  26. b7

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    Let Lllllllllllllllllllloyd be the interim.
     
  27. IrishLAX2

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    A potential postseason ban for this year is seemingly all anyone cares about, on both sides
     
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  28. pez

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    you don’t want McCarthy running the oopty oop
     
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  29. herb.burdette

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    I want Harbaugh’s son, Jay Harbaugh to be promoted from special teams to head coach, most because he writes notes to recruits’ girlfriends with the emotional maturity of a junior high boy.

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  30. Tug

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    I would like to see the university of Michigan football team be forced to vacate all wins back to the Covid year
     
  31. beist

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    you know what I don't want?

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  32. gowolverines8

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    me to because jay has been the best all around position coach during Jim’s tenure and is super into all the analytics stuff and would go for it on like every reasonable 4th down
     
  33. bro

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  34. bro

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  35. bro

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  36. BuckeyeRiot

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  37. Lyrtch

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    None of that says knowing what plays they're running is no big deal. It's what every coach tries to figure out. The point is only making advance scouting illegal is a really arbitrary line to draw.

    Reading comprehension difficult I guess
     
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  38. Baron

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    Stalions should run the team.
     
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  39. MG2

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    This is not close to true. If the NCAA bans UM this year and that's it, this thread will freak out.
     
  40. Chipper>Jeter

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    It would show that the NCAA picks and chooses who they hammer. We had two basketball players get suspended for almost a season and a half for accepting $15,000 between them. Rick Pitino gets hookers for underaged recruits and didn't miss that much time away.
     
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  41. Baron

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  42. zeberdee

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    I won't be happy unless Jim Harbaugh is flogged on the 50 yard line at halftime of "the game".
     
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  43. beist

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    INFO: does he get a raise or does he have to stay at $55k a year
     
  44. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm not taking that shit from Arkansas.
     
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  45. Irush

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    he’s proven to be the brains behind Michigan’s on field success
     
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  46. b7

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    doesn’t he already?
     
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  47. duc15

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    The Rich Eisen/Bruce Feldman interview was hilarious
     
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  48. hood b. goode

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    Sources are reporting Petitti is coming to a2 today to donate $14K of his own money to this sweet football team and harbaugh's new extension
     
  49. poor paul

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    one thousand for each hour Michigan fans have suffered thinking they were going to lose Harbaugh.
     
  50. HotMic

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    Can’t wait to see what new revelations come out today!

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