Paint me like one of your dumb rich tourists

Desperate times.....

 

NM

 

When I was a kid I used to think I could make a parachute with my bed sheets. I would jump of the top bunk and be surprised every time I hit the ground hard. This is the adult equivalent to that and I feel zero sympathy for them and anyone that thought this was a good fucking idea.

 

After listening to todays the daily episode, i think the ocean pressure crushed this thing as soon as it got down so far

 

You guys are sick

 

i like to think that one of the last two passengers remaining told the other one “wow, way to suck all the air out of the room” as they both passed out

 

was it whitefish? I hope it was whitefish

 

Because we're laughing at bad people dying in a hilarious fashion? Fuck off

 

Charlie :(

 

This crushed 16 year old me.

 

With todays tech I’m shocked we can’t find this thing or it didn’t have some tracking beacon. Guess the ocean is a mother fucker sometimes

 

If only they had actually used today's tech instead of going to Camping World.

 

With the defense budget, I can’t believe the navy didn’t know exactly where this submersible was at all times.

 

I assumed it was a reference to the guy with the fake hospital girlfriend

 

Safety gets in the way of innovation, dummy

 

This interaction on Reddit seemed to be pretty informative:

 

Imagine the smell

 

I’m an expert in above-water acoustics and think these guys are alive. Anyway, here’s Wonderwall

 

To be completely fair, we only know that the CEO was a moron pied piper who thought safety was for assholes not as smart as him, which made this happening to him pretty funny. The other 4 mightve been fine if credulous

 

at a moment’s notice*

 

which ones

 

Bad news Hagles, the remedy is specific performance

 

I really need to know if that sub imploded or if it’s stuck in the Titanic or whatever.

 

I think I’m rooting for it to be stuck to the titanic like a tick for everyone to see

 

You would think they’d know by now if it was stuck on the wreckage

 

Ya, the titanic’s ring doorbell would have sent a notification

 

If it got its head stuck in the Titanic, some deepwater leviathan would definitely happen along and fuck it from behind. Maybe that was the banging noise.

 

Aren’t there a couple ravs in the area? I assumed they dropped one down for a quick look.

 

Me, a libertarian: I’m terrified of living in a nanny state.

Also me: the government should be able to find a 22-foot metal tube in an area twice the size of Connecticut but also underwater in seconds.

 

I feel like people are forgetting that 2.5 miles underwater isn't like diving to the deep end of Uncle John's pool.

 

Confirmed they are now part of the Titanic wreckage.

 

And eBay

 

“civilian astronauts and entrepreneurs”

lol

 

Prob would take days if not weeks to get the equipment to even look around down there.

 

I should quit my job and start cranking out subs billionaire caskets.

 

still no wood meme’s out there yet?

maybe with this scene?

 

The bar's pretty low rn. Buy low sell high

 

CNN says a debris field has been found.

 

By an ROV near the Titanic

 

Sounds like I nailed it

 

These stupid fucks also took the first space flight.

This whole experience is proof we need high taxes

 

Did they get into the details around how/why this voyage would have been catastrophic and the prior ones weren’t? Interested to hear that side of things.