Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by sedition, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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    That turtleneck.... Hnnnnnng
     
  2. Caga palo

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    I mean.. How did they get her to just dance around naked??

    I know she was hungry for celebrity status but damn.. Maybe TMB can hire her to dance naked?

    Sn... Not like I was mad about her outfit. I'm just saying
     
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  3. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  4. TheoB

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    "Yeah put it right next to your mouth so it looks like you're going to suck on it. That'll sell this shit....so hot"
     
  5. TheoB

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    Here's to 2016 bringing us significant emrata nude work

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  6. TLAU

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    I mean... if you've ever dated a girl that has that kind of chapstick it's pretty damn great. upper tier chapstick for sure. probably not using her hotness to sell it to guys since it doesn't fit in any pockets unless you're a cargo short wearing faggot
     
  7. broken internet

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  8. boone

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    i just wanna sniff her asshole for 5 seconds.
     
  9. BUstang

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    Probably the best post on this entire forum.
     
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  10. TheoB

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    i like how these two photos are right next to each other. Like a summary of all 3 relevant holes. Emrata cliff notes

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  11. kmac1231

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    My God!
     
  12. Sterling A

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  13. TheoB

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  14. broken internet

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    :heythere:
     
  15. TheoB

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  16. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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  17. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
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    More like Fapchat, LMBO!
     
  18. AUB

    AUB My apple crumble is by far the most crumble-est
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    Using the zoom function, it appears that those gold chains are not a necklace after all. Good lord.
     
  19. CUZ28

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    i wanna see where they go
     
  20. TheoB

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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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  22. TheoB

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  23. dahldennsull

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  24. dahldennsull

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    I hear her friend saying in the nerdy voice, "now would ya just look at that?"
     
  25. TheoB

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  26. kinghill

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    I wish this page happened back when I still jerked off to jpgs.
     
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  27. WillySaliba

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    She would have been like 6 so we'd all be :pedobrow:.
     
  28. GoodForAnother

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    My wife has those things all over the house. It's great stuff
     
  29. bro

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    eos chapstick fucking sucks.

    i've used it before. way worse than good ol' carmike or blistex, constantly having to reapply

    also, there is a class action about how it damages people's skin, lips, pigmentation and shit

    people just think highly of it because celebs market it
     
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  30. 1

    1 A real fan. GBR!
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  31. Sterling A

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  32. ~ taylor ~

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    I hate it. I put a bunch in my wife's stocking last Christmas and I can't stand it. It's a last resort if I can't find anything else.
     
  33. TheoB

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    Meh, some cleave is never a bad thing

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  34. TheoB

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    Yessss please

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  35. goheels10

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  36. goheels10

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    • tits for days, check
    • the most beautiful vagina i've ever seen, check.
    • a bernie supporter....

    ....its time to kick the ole wife to the curb.
     
  37. TheoB

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    Nothing to not like about this

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  38. Hoss Bonaventure

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    It's like her tits just naturally wear their own bra.
     
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  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    Damn things could fall out any.minute.
     
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  40. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Speaking at the Bernie Sanders rally right now. I'm in.
     
  41. TheoB

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    Your hat really brings out the large in your boobs

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  42. kmac1231

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    There is a banana split joke just waiting to be told....