Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. Where Eagles Dare

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    Super Truck no good on sand

     
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  2. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    I saw one this morning that already looked like it’s metal paint was fading or something
     
  3. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    If it could just make it to the water...
     
  4. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Twitter becoming an incel hangout is totally great for business.

     
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  5. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Gotta wait for high tide
     
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  6. beerleagueman

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  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    those things are no good on any surface that isn't the freshly paved reserved parking space in front of the dentist's office.
     
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  8. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Hahahahahaha the ads are getting better
     
  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    hey Dall-E,

    show me a woman with an ass like a horse
     
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  11. Lyrtch

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  12. —

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    I am a virgin to protect my masculinity.

    No further questions.
     
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  13. Truman

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    I saw a doozy the other day. Let me see if I can find it
     
  14. Truman

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  15. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    I don’t know where to start
     
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  16. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    That's the natural weathering process
     
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  17. Cornfed Buffalo

    Cornfed Buffalo What's a Narduzzi?
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    you put the chick dick in your mouth soy boi
     
  18. —

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    If you asked that guy to recount his latest sexual experience I imagine it would be something out of The 40 Year Old Virgin. “she was so wet it was like I was covered in cold milk head to toe, her vagina chirped like a song bird at day’s first light.

    yes we used protection the tampon was nearly bursting.”
     
  19. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  20. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    can’t imagine why so many conservatives are incels. Not because their bizarre, conspiratorial, and misogynistic takes repulse women.
     
  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  22. DuffandMuff

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    So much for not biting the hand that feeds you free money.
     
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  23. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    This glypticfille guy makes a lot of sense, ya know?
     
  24. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    people really think that these immigrants are waltzing into the country and immediately voting
     
  25. ~ taylor ~

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    They. Are. Idiots.
     
  26. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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    unfortunately this will be true throughout the year due to immigration being their #1 and seemingly only issue to run on
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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    https://www.ft.com/content/9b6da77a-7e37-4e83-94cf-331fe8493894
    Hes suuuuch a baby


    When Mr. Musk and the other OpenAI founders agreed to create a for-profit company, Mr. Musk said he wanted a majority of the equity in the company, initial board control and to be the chief executive, OpenAI said. Amid the discussions, he withheld funding from the nonprofit, OpenAI said.

    The other founders could not agree to his terms because they believed that giving one person absolute control of the organization went against its mission, OpenAI said. Mr. Musk then suggested that OpenAI be attached to his electric car company Tesla, according to another email included in the blog post.

    “Tesla is the only path that could even hope to hold a candle to Google. Even then, the probability of being a counterweight to Google is small. It just isn’t zero,” the email read.
     
  28. Bruce Bowen

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    I forgot about cybertruck being amphibious so wanted to see how people were faring with that. https://electrek.co/2024/02/21/tesl...l be waterproof enough,that aren't too choppy.
    Some highlights:
    Tesla Cybertruck owner drove the electric pickup truck through water in one of the first real-world tests of the Wade Mode. Warning: this is not covered by the warranty.

    It says that it can take up to 10 minutes to pressurize the battery pack and it lasts 30 minutes. Tesla doesn’t recommend going past 2’7″ of water and again says to “proceed at your own risk”.
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    The first test was nothing for the Cyberturck. It appeared to be only about a foot of water and the ride height alone appears to have taken care of the problem.

    The water got pretty high over the last few tests and the driver was going too fast, creating a large pressure wave, but the Cybertruck had no problem going through it.

    However, it was not without some damage. Two plastic body pieces came undone, though TechRax says he popped them back in. The bigger issue is that he noted that the bottoms for the tailgate and tonneau cover were not working after his test.
     
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  29. Tommy Jefferson

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    I’m outing myself as a poor person, but I cannot imagine spending 100k on a vehicle only to do things that are obviously going to destroy that vehicle.
     
  30. Can I Spliff it

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    Remember that the customers' initial impression of the car is their literal personal hero telling them its bulletproof, a boat, and can tow close to infinite mass
     
  31. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    next youre going to tell me it doesnt protect against an archery attack :crossedarms:
     
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  32. Can I Spliff it

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  33. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Got ‘em
     
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  34. BudKilmer

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    Maybe the worlds biggest bitch
     
  35. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I’m beginning to think that Elon may just be a tremendous piece of shit
     
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  36. Can I Spliff it

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  37. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  38. BudKilmer

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  39. Lyrtch

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    I missed that this was his ex the first time through
     
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  40. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  41. beerleagueman

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  42. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    "I repeat, ACTIVATE TENT MODE"
    "I don't think it's working, honey."
    "Maybe say it like a boomer who just found out their kid is transgender"
     
  43. JonathanCoachman

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    Nikola Tesla was supposedly a pretty nasty guy but I sort of feel a tiny bit sorry for the guy for having his name so closely associated with one of the worst ever Homo sapiens (Calling Elon a human just doesn’t feel right) in history.