i can't have bed bugs, kenneth. I went to princeton. oh, anyone can have bed bugs, sir. even the mayor of my town had them, and *she* was a horse
One of my favorite Tracy bits is when he references a joke he wasn’t privy to from earlier in the episode. Examples: I am the third heat! Tell me what’s on my mind grapes. Oh no, did a Korean person die?!
If you've just joined us, we're with Tracy Jordan, who is giving guitar icon Peter Frampton enigmatic clues about a secret treasure. Stay with us. RIP Larry King
It’ll be the 1970s all over again. People will get mean, the streets won’t be safe, there will be graffiti everywhere, and the movies will only cost three dollars. Tracy Jordan, saying three serious things and then a joke
hey. has anybody heard about any cool new sex positions? my girlfriend is visiting for valentine's day and i want to keep things...caliente!
My issue is that Lutz knew at the start that he’d changed his name so he was cheating ergo he shouldn’t have been rewarded for trying to skip the line.
No, Paul’s been performing on a transexual cruise the last month. It’s called “Caribbean Queens.” Billy Ocean is furious and very litigious, but he’s powerless as long as they’re in international waters.
I’ve got bad news and good news. The bad news is: you have to cut TGS’s budget by 30%. The good news is...for another group of people.
Wrong! You get it at my coffee vending machine. 38th & 6th in the basement of the K-Mart. You just go downstairs, you get the key from David and BOOM! You plug in the machine and...
Wait your name is Wesley Snipes?! That’s ridiculous! No, it’s ridiculous that the actor has that name. If you were looking at pictures of both of us and the question was who should be named Wesley Snipes, you would always pick the pale Englishman.
Remember that Nigerian prince who needed our help getting his money out of Africa? I got the check today!
One of the best callbacks is when Milton Greene admonishes Colleen for being mean to Jack with “hey, he got me a kidney…from Elvis Costello.” I just love the idea that Kidney Now didn’t work and that Jack blackmailed Costello into giving up a kidney.
“Like when they say an older woman has bread back” “What? No one says that.” “Well, not to your face.”
Len: So you got mugged Mr. Donaughy. And you caught the guy who did it. Jack: Len. Tracy is here helping me find the mugger. Tracy: But I can understand why you would assume that, I have a criminal skull shape.
Tracy’s voicemail: “Hi, you’ve reached Tracy Jordan, please leave a message…oh my God, Dot Com, what did I just hit? Was that a person?! We take this to our graves! *beep*”