What’s the next joke? That you put cake batter on my pants so it looks like I cummed in my pants? Have two meatballs fall down my leg so it looks like I tore my scrotum?
the motorcycle skit destroyed me "what the heck...two motorcycles with a little house in the middle?? okay!"
“My farts don't sound anything like that. My farts are long! And way louder...and they reek! So what's the joke? That I had a milder fart than I normally do? That nobody's puking from my fart? Is that the joke? That I farted and no one barfed?!"
https://tv.avclub.com/every-i-think..._RSS&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=&utm_term= something to spark disagreement! i think i'd have gift receipt one
Bad list is bad. Pink Bag, Choking, Instagram, Robert Palins, Baby Shower, Game Night, Laser Spine Specialists, Traffic, Focus Group, and Gift Receipt are my top ten in no particular order. I do find myself singing about the night the skeletons came to life more than anything though, so that’s probably #1.
If you’re like me and need more of this in your life, please watch Tim Robinson’s episode of The Characters on Netflix.
Someone call an ambulance. Tell them it’s the ugly house on Kenmore. The one where you can see the KFC sign through their front window.
"dad, i got good news and bad news. good news is, mom's still alive. bad news, she's sleeping with my boss, rog, king of the slams."
I can finally lift my son over my head again and there ain’t shit he can do about it! Come here, you little fuck! He’s been rude to me his whole life!
I’m through, Robbie! I played Mount River Rock for my whole family and they laughed at me. Your family hates you! Only I love you!
A man comes to the ER with a bolt in his head but he bleeds out in the waiting room because the doctors are too busy trying to put two meatballs into my scrotum and cake batter back in my penis. Is that the joke? On the man’s widow?
We’ll talk about it when I get home. Hey, Uncle Dave’s not over is he? Good. YES SIR! YES SIR! YES SIR, SERGEANT! AFFIRMATIVE! AFFIRMATIVE! I love you. Say it. Say it. Say it. Dammit.
I generally enjoyed this show a lot but the variation in sketches is pretty significant. Some were complete misses (ebenezer scrooge), some I could see where they were going but didn’t really connect (airplane bit with will forte), and some are some of the funniest bits of TV I’ve seen this year (magic show, baby judging, and others I can think of).
Disagree pretty strongly. Thought it was basically all just varying degrees of hilarious, and even the ones I don’t find myself longing to rewatch manage to not overstay their welcome.
Maybe we could find the guy a discipline him ourselves. Maybe spank his bare bottom. Maybe you could do. Not gonna happen. Okay, you then. No! Well, someone is gonna have to spank him