Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ohhaithur

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    I genuinely think this one is my favorite backtrack
     
  2. Gregor

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    Like most Trump supporters, and Trump himself, he looks like a good candidate for having his nut sack repeatedly kicked in until he loses his dumb.
     
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  3. cutig

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  6. Joe_Pesci

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    I find it funny that the type of people who wouldn't think twice about questioning a teacher's qualifications for teaching U.S. history suddenly trust them enough to use deadly force in a chaotic scenario with dozens/hundreds of children in harm's way
     
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  7. duc15

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    5 of my 6th graders brought up the idea of teachers carrying guns at school today. All 5 of them said it’s the dumbest idea ever and that it would make them feel less safe. 4 of them even brought up how bad it could potentially be if the teacher was just having a bad day. Pretty impressive the 11 year olds I teach are smarter than our president
     
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  8. Arkadin

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    And dome foams wife and her colleagues, allegedly
     
  9. Mix

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  10. Andy Reocho

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    They obviously don’t realize how having a teacher that really cares for them and has a gun would always keep them safe
     
  11. Schadenfred

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    MAGA idiot. Gun-lover. Can be found on social media with weapons of war. Wants to be armed around schoolchildren. Last name of Cruz.


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  12. Joe_Pesci

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    One of the kids who was in a classroom where kids were killed did an AMA on reddit. For safety reasons, the school's policy is to have every classroom door closed and locked during class time, which was the case for the classroom he was in. Apparently Cruz was walking up to these doors and firing through the window and/or door with a high-powered rifle. Maybe an armed teacher lands a lucky shot in a scenario like that? :idk:
     
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  13. Schadenfred

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    When it's not an exaggeration...

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  14. herb.burdette

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    Butler County in the suburbs, Miami University. He plays this caricature as his character.
     
  15. ned's head

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  16. Sub-Zero

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    I can't believe it's that high
     
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  17. Prospector

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    Wow that's really dumb and something I would expect to read here by one of our village idiots
     
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  18. steamengine

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    Young people really don’t like him here, although many are still apathetic. Minority turnout is all that matters though.
     
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  19. sflnole

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    Get a load of this genius
     
  20. LookslikeUofI

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    Man those crisis actors are everywhere
     
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  21. VaxRule

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    Just don’t teach those kids about condoms or evolution, though.
     
  22. bryix

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  23. duc15

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    Yea I’m pretty terrible I make them learn about climate change, evolution, and even have them read the personal stories of refugees.
     
  24. cutig

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    Liberal brainwashing. When do they learn about the REAL world, where browns are scary and you have to have a gun to make up for your tiny penis?
     
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  25. herb.burdette

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    This is from that eye for an eye part of the Bible where Mark shoots Pontius Pilate for crucifying Jesus.
     
  26. MORBO!

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    “These people are just mentally ill, and that’s the problem! Now let’s fry them.”
     
  27. duc15

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    The pro-life party
     
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  28. sflnole

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    It was once unimaginable that a child would walk into his school with a gun and lay waste to the place. Right now people wouldn’t think that a teacher would grab his government issued weapon and start shooting up the place. We’re so fucking stupid.
     
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  29. sflnole

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    Also, and perhaps more importantly, I can’t think of too many mass shootings in which the gunman intended to walk away with his life.
     
  30. sflnole

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  31. herb.burdette

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    I don't know too many teachers who wouldn't willing give up their lives as a sacrifice to stop the shooter either, but that's why teachers are paid the big bucks.
     
  32. Lyrtch

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    always fun to see a president get bribed in open sight

     
  33. Prospector

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    Yes. Yes we are. Perfectly normal. Now the Clinton Foundation, that's a horse of a different color
     
  34. sflnole

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  35. sflnole

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    :loldog:
    Pfft... the fuck out of here
     
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  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah, good luck with that Hotwheels.
     
  37. Josey Wales

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    Obama should’ve sent top officials to events for Kenya. Maybe his birth county would’ve given him a corporate and tourist kickback.

    THATS HOW YOU MAGA

    My favorite is when these IRL trolls say something like—yeah well they’re all crooked! After you point shit like this out. Fuck your face with a toilet brush.
     
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  38. Josey Wales

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    If the collective Hispanic vote forgets how big of a piece of shit the GOP has been, I will be so tempted to make jokes about building walls.
     
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  39. sflnole

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  41. sflnole

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  42. sflnole

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  43. Prospector

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    So is the play here they are as dumb as white Christians in rural America?
     
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  44. portlandspartan

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    Always preferred UPS anyways. Fuck you FedEx.
     
  45. Josey Wales

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    I have no problem with this response at all. And I think the NRA leadership is heinous.
     
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  46. sflnole

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    Basically by patronizing Hispanics; same as they do WWC voters.

    He didn’t say this, but I presume he thinks they can work the religious social conservative angle.
     
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  47. Matt Foley

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    “Discriminate” is an interesting choice of words that I have noticed keeps popping up.

    It’s an awful level of discrimination that you’re going to be subjecting them to by....making them pay the same full price as everyone else?
     
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  48. sflnole

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    Even if this is true, they knowingly hire/defend shady people, which is, in a way, worse.