Broke my first phone this week; got caught in the rain on a 100-mile ride and forgot my rain gear. I'm hoping the rice trick works.
Wife puts the little sticker on the top of her birth control to know she was keeping up on them. Sticker came off, she second guessed herself and overdosed by two pills. She had no idea how, she said no fucking way and I had no clue what I was talking about. Next day: "Sticker must of fell off" I insisted to her that she log what day she starts her next pack on her phone, to double check if that were to happen again. She insisted that she doesn't need to and I look forward to her fucking this up again.
about two months ago im in line at some store. hear this lady talking to her son on the phone about him getting his phone wet and if the rice tricked had worked. i can only hear her end and it went kind of like this: "you did what? no! he didnt tell you to put it in water, he told you to put in in rice because you dropped it in water! your phone has been sitting in water... since last night? ................. no, thats not what he said. whatever, call your brother, you're on his plan anyways"
It's not so much the dumb part as much as the statement is based on nothing. She has no significant knowledge of Europe. It was just so random. I guess a large part of that you had to be there
I'm already there, but would preparing for a dual membership if she currently wasn't in the middle of a red river rivalry.
Currently waiting in line for a broken ride at a place we have annual passes for in 100 degree heat. No chance we could do this in November when it's 70. Don't offer solutions
So I made a really bad decision in letting my wife join my fantasy football team last year. Her $100 entry fee is the world's biggest waste of money. This year they instituted a keeper provision so you can "keep" any one player of your choosing from your squad last year. Of course my wife is lazy, hasn't selected anyone, today is the deadline, commissioner gets in touch with me asking who she wants. Here is our conversation: Me: Babe, you didn't select a keeper, who do you want? Wife: Dan Bailey, kicker from Dallas (love that she tells me his position and what team he plays for) Me: Babe, you should use this selection to keep your best player from last year Wife: I am (she had Adrian Peterson and Fitzgerald on her team) Me: Bailey is a guy anyone can pick up in the 4th round Wife: Not if I keep him they can't <long pause> Me: Dan Bailey it is.
GF: Wait, is the name of that tropical storm Hermine or Harambe? Me: *smiles* GF: Don't you dare post that shit.
I asked the wife if she needed any cash or anything from the bank since I was heading there... "No, but I have to go in there one of these days to deposit the cash and check I got for the party bus..." I let her know that I could easily do it at the ATM. "No, I have to go in to take care of that stuff..." I told her that you can deposit cash and check by using the ATM. "You can? No you can't" She'll head to the bank "first thing on Tuesday when it opens again."
Follow up with the fact that it works with cash too. She can just give you the cash after she takes a picture of it with her phone.
Commish's response just now: Hmmm...I've got her approved for Dan Bailey. Hopefully he'll kick her to the playoffs!!!
"she took aaron rodgers because his brother was on the bachelor and he just threw 6 touchdowns against me to beat me" -three weeks from now
I would be fucking furious if I was in your league because now someone drafting in the top 3 is gonna get AP in addition to keeping their first rounder from last year
I would be fucking furious if I was in your league because now someone drafting in the top 3 is gonna get AD in addition to keeping their first rounder from last year
Finished up Shameless on Netflix and it recommended the British version of us to watch next. I asked her if she wanted to check it out and she told me no because "I hate watching movies where I have to read subtitles the entire time."
I will watch with subtitles if there's something on that I'm really into and don't want to miss any dialogue
I have to give her a pass as she is dealing with some health issues, but last night Mrs. Oracle dropped this gem: "I hate to keep beating it with a dead horse..." Broke up an otherwise somber discussion.
My group of 6 friends that I travel with to NFL games every year are in a league with their wives for the past 4 years. I chose not to be in a league with a bunch of females. No male has won that league since it started
i tried to watch oldboy with my girlfriend and it was dubbed and i threw a temper tantrum and refused to watch it I DONT WATCH DUBS BECAUSE I'M AN ANIME PRO