TMB Hardknocks - Rampant Cheating and Collusion

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  1. TLAU

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    Didn't see this thread get recovered. Probably for the best since Nelson is a bad commish and even worse OP.

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    AFC EAST
    Dolphins - Darricebannick - darricebannick
    Patriots - ndamem2000 - taco sa1ad
    Jets - ukcats8 - ukace1

    AFC NORTH
    Steelers - VictorJ24 - VictorJG24
    browns - sugarshaun - sugarshaun001
    Bengals - DWarren - Dwarren4heisman

    AFC SOUTH15
    Colts - Canesfan3234 - Beezeral
    Jaguars - Room 15 - R15wde

    AFC WEST
    Broncos - Nelson - silkysmooveness
    Chiefs - Unicorn Dickslam - smok3y mcpots
    Chargers - fbankz - fbankz

    NFC EAST
    Eagles - GBG_24 - gbgalla24
    Redskins - Bruns - x bruns x

    NFC ZAHN
    saints - Doug - skepticalhippo93
    Falcons - Moorealabama - Moorealabama
    Panthers - inzahnwetrust - tigerlanky
    Wizards - Rapeswithasmile - sw766

    NFC NORTH
    Lions - 47 Straight - Calevra
    Packers - BigRed - hellraiser024 TBD
    Bears - Kelso -

    NFC BEST
    Cardinals - TheWampa - papasmurf513
    49ers - Blacklisted until further notice
    Seahawks - TLAU - Tlankau
     
    #1 TLAU, Apr 8, 2015
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  2. dump

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    god damnit
     
  3. TLAU

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  4. Crepeswithasmile

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  5. GBG_24

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  6. Crepeswithasmile

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    have we advanced to week 12 yet? i haven't even played madden since Bruns sandusky'ed me in week 11, just too many bad memories.
     
  7. Room 15

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    it's InGogueWeTrust

    God what a bad user name.
     
  8. dump

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    bad username for a bad user
     
  9. TLAU

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    Glad to have our little madden family back. Honestly didn't miss TMB other than this thread/league and being active. Few things that happened in the abyss:

    Chiefs showed signs of life and made the AFC N/W races a little more interesting with a win over the Browns
    Seahawks edged out Cards in phoenix and Patriots last night in Seattle. Both very close and nervous and curse words
    darricebannick what the fuck you gave up 800 yards / 77pts to Danny9ers? did you get checked into rehab afterwards?
    Does Trofie still play this game? Lions are eliminated from Playoff hopes by the Jaguars this week
    Panthers beat by the Falcons at home to make the NFC South title race tied up.

    User-User matchups still left for this week:

    SugarShaun - UncleJesse
    Canesfan3234 - BigRed

    Other ones are cupcakes vs. computer
     
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  10. Bruns

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  11. Taco Sa1ad

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    Summary of Madden played by ndamem2000/Taco Sa1ad during TMB hiatus....

    Patriots defense gooooooood
    Patriots offense baaaadddd

    Pats went 1-1. Just tryna coach up a QB for next year because Mr. Brady is slipping fast.
     
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  13. Room 15

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    Trofie is still auto-ed from his life taking over I think.

    My highlights include LOLB extraordinaire Leighton Parham breaking his ribs, and Bortles throwing an INT (shocker) but dropping a mega hit stick on the poor DB, forcing a fumble, and recovering. It was beautiful.
     
  14. Room 15

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    Wait we missed another e-fight? Damnit.
     
  15. GBG_24

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    The Eagles have also started to right the ship, beating SugarShaun and a couple shitty CPU teams. Back to having a winning record. :blessed:
     
  16. TLAU

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    As of right now, with 6-7 games left for everyone:

    Locked up: 49ers. Redskins. Both at 10-0.
    In the hunt:
    AFC: steelers browns. jags texans colts. fins pats. broncos chargers chiefs
    NFC: packers vikings. falcons panthers. eagles cowboys. seahawks cardinals

    I'd say in the NFC you need 11 wins to make the post-season and then may need a tiebreaker
    AFC is probably in the same boat. 5 Losses and I wouldn't feel good about making the playoffs but it's possible
     
  17. CF3234

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    well herro.
     
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  18. TLAU

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    Room 15 your defensive stats are #blessed

    GBG_24 your matchup vs. Carolina is huge for the playoff race. Gonna be a diehard panthers fan that day.

    next week I get the Russell Wilson INT Jets thank god. no offense ukcats8
    Then have a gauntlet of road games - Falcons, 49ers, Redskins
    Finish with 2 Wins against computer teams

    I'll be happy taking 1 of those 3 road games and think I'll finish 11-5. Hopefully good enough to make the playoffs
     
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  19. GBG_24

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    I've had your brother's number of late, but the Eagles are struggling this season; so who knows.
     
  20. Room 15

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    Sack City and the No Name Defense have been producing, no doubt.

    Also, the Lions have this freak of nature Manziel lookalike who was running all over the field.
     
  21. UncleJesse

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    SugarShaun When can you play?
     
  22. Nelson

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    :parrot:we back
     
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  23. Nelson

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    Those same Chiefs promptly lost to Denver last night, 19-0.
     
  24. Nelson

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    and TLAU will be making me the OP of this thread shortly
     
  25. TLAU

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  26. No way in hell I make the playoffs this year. My QB is awful (this year), I don't have a stud DT who fits within my 3-4 scheme (ugh...losing Poe for Atkins wasn't good), very mediocre ends, and my 2nd best OLB got hurt early on for the season. $82M in cap room this offseason, time to put it to use.

    Anyone have a stud NT they would like to trade for Geno Atkins this offseason?
     
  27. Nelson

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    then you can

     
  28. TLAU

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    the people have suffered through your lethargy and neglect as an op. to power through the next 2 seasons we need more power.
     
  29. Thanks, Clarkson
     
  30. Doug

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    We're back just in time for my match up with Zahn / Camthers
     
  31. TLAU

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    how many people are in the non-twitch boat now? can't fathom having that poor internet
     
  32. Nelson

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    alright, I suppose it makes no difference
     
  33. Nelson

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    We're gonna advance Thursday night.

    I would put that in the thread title and OP but I have no capability of doing so.
     
  34. SugarShaun

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    I have no idea and we're advancing tomorrow so when I get home from work I'll set myself ready to advance. Or if Nelson can do it soonee thats fine
     
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  35. TLAU

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  36. Room 15

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    You guys hear that? That's the UncleJesse momentum train coming down the tracks
     
  37. UncleJesse

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    You must be mistaken. My train crashed week 1 and is still smoldering on the side of the tracks.
     
  38. Room 15

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    But with that CPU victory coming up...
     
  39. UncleJesse

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    That remains to be seen.
     
  40. Nelson

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    i like the new tmb logo at the top of the page
     
  41. CF3234

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    GBG_24 can play thursday night
     
  42. MA

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    This game should haunt zahn for a while. I was up 7 and intercepted him early in the 4th. He stonewalled me on three straight rushes at the goal line to keep the deficit at 7. He went down and scored with ~30 seconds left in the game. Instead of kicking the extra point to tie it, he tried to QB sneak with Cam, who tripped over his own lineman and failed to convert. While chewing clock on the next series, I busted a ~25-30 yard TD run to seal the win.

    I'm now 5-3 against the lank brothers, 3-2 in this league and 2-1 in the other league. This includes a series sweep of zahn this season, as well as beating both lanks in consecutive weeks in the other league's playoffs.

    Edit: We had to "replay" the game, as it froze during the 4th. Due to server issues and the NCAA Championship, we didn't play for two days. After beating zahn in the "replay," he actually had the gall to tell me that if we'd played a full game that day he would've beaten me by at least two TD's.
     
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  43. TLAU

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    You're 1-0 against me in the "while we're waiting for Nelson to advance" league. Don't be lumping me in with the Camthers. I'll be at the balloonknot dome in 2 weeks. Marshawn doesn't trip over OLinemen
     
  44. GBG_24

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    Yeah, I should be able to play at 7 eastern or later.
     
  45. Crepeswithasmile

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    SugarShaun when can you play our week 12 game? sunday is the only day that doesn't work for me over the next few.
     
  46. Bruns

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    Cant really remember but I think I play Falcons week 12. I can play tonight after we advance. I'll be drunk so I'd want to play tonight if I was you. If not, free Saturday/Sunday later in the day.
     
  47. TLAU

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    ukcats8 I'm available after 9:30 tonight or around the same time tomorrow night. saturday/sunday are iffy but could do something in the lunch range
     
  48. UncleJesse

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    Guys, I think I am going to retire from the league. With nice weather and a 1 year old at home, I don't have the time to play anymore. If anybody wants the Ravens, let me know. Besides quarterback, the roster is pretty good and someone will be setup for a top 5 pick to draft a QB with (due to my shit play). Also, they will become the Houston Oilers next year, so that is nice.
     
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  49. TLAU

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    i thought bankz was the only one that had a child
     
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  50. ukcats8

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    I'm usually able to play later in the evenings. EST or CST?