Where our transfer funds will now be taxed and pay for lavish council houses for Muslim terrorists

Holy fuck Theo

 

British premium, please score 4 today.

 

Holy shit what a strike

 

Ok theo

 

I see you Theo

 

Ridiculous goal from Theo!!

 

Anyone still want to sell him?

 

Two more Theo. Let's get 30 million.

 

Theo on fire

 

Sell high, Mortimer

 

Sign the man, Arsene. Need those goals.

 

It's like 2011 in here

 

Damn Jack!!!

 

Sell them both tomorrow. Please.

Reus.

 

Jesus Christ Jack

 

Shad is a popular man today

 

Sell high and give the trainer a raise

 

At this rate we can afford PogFam #englishpremium

 

Mertesacker burst of pace.

 

One more buddy. Four will really drive it up.

 

Love how one good half from Theo and Jack has this announcer thinking WC champions for England

 

Threeo

 

Classic England

 

Yes. Jorts, you've been a fan long enough to know how this ends. We give him a new contract for £150k per week and he immediately gets injured or goes back to being maddening inconsistent Feo. Doesn't mean I'm not enjoying this display.

 

Arsene gonna act like Theo being healthy and scoring today = just bought a striker so don't need one in the transfer window.

 

Theo GOAT

 

I'm more in line with false9's thinking, there just isn't any striker market this summer.

Keep Theo, buy a DM/goalie, and enough youth to fix our shitty academy.

 

Coq trying to develop Song ball.

 

Had no idea Ox was alive and healthy. Good option for next weekend.

 

That was almost sexy

Ramsey's certainly up for it

 

Very nice to see before the final. Ozil is outrageous, has set up like 15 chances today.

 

It's like Almunia got shorter and dyed his hair black

 

I'm fine with Ospina as #2, really need to upgrade #1 this summer.

 

Had totally forgotten about him

 

Vidal thing seems like it might have legs... Unfortunately, he's 28 & can't seem to stay healthy.

 

Meanwhile, Fab tied for 2nd in clean sheets this season.

 

Lotta great moments today, but this was the best part of the match imo.

http://www.gfycat.com/ConfusedInferiorGroundhog

 

I can say with 100% certainty that we're not signing Vidal.

 

Jack won goal of the year.

Arsenal twitter seems to be a very powerful force

 

Oh, I agree. I can't see it happening either. I'm just enjoying the start of the transfer market

 

Speaking of Twitter, this post was pretty fantastic

 

Vidal is 28 and injury prone, do not want.

 

Vidal is a top 20 player in the world too. Juve would want a ton for him and he is 28 in a position where we're loaded.

Unless he's Alexis' lover and can't stay away from him which is completely understandable, I see no reason why Juve would sell or why we'd buy him.

 

Whatever, it's not gonna happen.

We really need to get shit done quick this summer with it being a short summer and Alexis probably not gonna be ready till late August.

 

So it has injury prone legs then?

 

It's a holiday, ace. Time to catch up on sleep.

 

It happens to coincide with my birthday, so that isn't going to happen.

 

Bump

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