Soap halfpipe and cheese pizza were straight up killers. I never laugh at shit, but both did the job.
dials= outbound call #'s quota for the day, basically mismanagement using stuff like salesforce to increase sales reps activity & waste their time but helping management to micromanage good & bad sales reps by monitoring their # of calls, appointments set & taken, etc. its actually useful but i'm being sarcastic about it since it takes up time from sales reps to enter all that shit in and keep up w/ it even if its useful.
"Watson" was a Jeopardy-playing computer. Its base operating system is a Linux system. If it were to run the command to format a harddrive it would, in theory, fuck itself. /geek