Peyton Manning to get Tiger treatment?

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dbl, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. Jorts

    Jorts Victoria Concordia Crescit

    Manning can always go to Sexual addiction therapy & all will be forgotten. There must be something In Gatorade that promotes infidelity. 1st Michael, then Tiger & now Manning.

    Seriously, this is only news if Peyton drives his car into a tree.
  2. no_gators

    no_gators New Member

    Sex addiciton therapy....I wonder how many single people claim that one.
  3. EdNigma

    EdNigma where my green boards bros at?

    yeah, eli is a ruh-tard
  4. StinkyP1nky

    StinkyP1nky Kevin Durant to the Lakers in 2016

    a what?
  5. woekapenau

    woekapenau New Member

    the word "cheating" implies you are breaking some sort of rule and if you and your significant other don't acknowledge that rule in your particular marriage, then how is it cheating? definitely not the same thing as tiger who looks like a scumbag for hurting his wife so much that she was sent into a rage
  6. EdNigma

    EdNigma where my green boards bros at?

    you know...a ruh-tard.





    you mean reeeeeetard?
  7. Roo

    Roo New Member

    Dbl you are such a homer :mangino:
  8. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    You are a faggot. You would start this thread, faggot.
  9. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Touch a nerve? Damn.
  10. Jobber

    Jobber x

    a friend of a friend of mine was the athletic trainer at tennessee who peyton allegedly tea bagged in the middle of the locker room against her will. Don't know if he really did it but she has a very nice house and car as a result of the settlements.
  11. Roo

    Roo New Member

    with a thumbs up icon, faggot indeed
  12. Tilly

    Tilly 1-800-THAT-SBG

    Worried about Bobby J. :loldog:
  13. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    If the stories were about Saba, you and atl would jerk off to them. I don't like Manning. Big fucking deal. Deal with it.
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin I didn't know pizza places made motors.

    I've met two girls who are friends with a good friend of mine who claimed to have fucked Peyton and Eli in Vegas. Always thought that was funny.
  15. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese

    I know who you are talking about. KD's at USC?
  16. Arkadin

    Arkadin I didn't know pizza places made motors.

    Ha yep.
  17. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree Et in Arcadia ego

    Hopefully Jeter will be murdered on the eve of his wedding day
  18. Roo

    Roo New Member

    not quite, I would hate for two well respected families to have their lives altered and be publicly embarrassed because someone beat my team 13 fucking years ago.
  19. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Lots of anger this morning. Let it all out.
  20. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Riiiiiiiiiight. Fuck him. I'll laugh.
  21. PABucks

    PABucks New Member

    You might if you were a mid-30s fat fuck who spends 18 hours of the day on the Internet like dbl.
  22. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    ^^^ Cool guy.
  23. Initials please. Checking if i've been where Super Bowl MVP's have gone.
  24. Mix

    Mix Worth 6 million googles

    Unfortunately in this backwards country being a swinger would be worse for his image than cheating.
  25. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    I don't normally agree with atl, but he's right on this one. And I'm having a real hard time believing some of these Peyton stories. Granted, I'm a huge Peyton fan, but if people saw his bare ass in a limo with a bachelorette outside of an Indianapolis bar, the story would have found its way to somewhere beyond the Wild, Wild West that is TMB.

    And as long as we're chiming in, I don't agree with cheating in any manner. However, it is a lot different if you and your wife have an open relationship.
  26. Jalen Rose

    Jalen Rose Allow it, i will.

    Just an FYI, even if the limo story isn't true, I've heard from many different people that Peyton cheats on his wife. It's a generally held presumption.

    And the reason it doesn't get press is the same reason no one knew about MJ's sins when he was in Chicago--the media protects them. Plus, this is Indianapolis--not LA or NY. The Indianapolis Star is much more likely to say 'thanks but not thanks' to Manning rumors than the NY Post.
  27. THEHEBREW1

    THEHEBREW1 FEELING GOOD LIKE A HEBREW SHOULD

    <img src="http://www.everyjoe.com/emqb/files/2008/08/peyton-manning.jpg"/>
    <b>"IF YOU THINK I BE SHOUTING INSTRUCTIONS AT THE LINE OF SCRIMMAGE YOU JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME IN BED WITH A COUPLE OF NAKED WIMMENS."............................NFL SWINGER AND MAN OF THE YEAR, SATAN MANNING</b>


    another heathen pervert, who could've guessed it :facepalm:
  28. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    :bow:
  29. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    Hey fatty, do you not have a job?

    And an open relationship changes things, imo.
  30. Tman12

    Tman12 New Member

    :roll: :roll: :roll:
  31. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 New Member

    Yes.

    I agree. Read the thread.
  32. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties

    He mooned a trainer that is all he did.


    I kinda want this shit to break. Volquest would be fucking awesome to read as it went down....all the god fearing, bandwagon colts fans that are just fans cause Manning is on the team would be torn. With the way some of them big time religious posters over reacted to the whole Tiger ordeal it would be funny as hell watching to see how they take this news
  33. Shocker

    Shocker A free born man of the USA

    A large part of the country, specifically the South, is borderline retarded, so I don't doubt that his swinging would be taken as an evil and the media would rip on his ass because he is white and they would want to not look like racists for trying to bring Tiger down... Having said that, I think there is a difference between cheating and swinging, especially if your wife is doing the same thing. I don't think it's "right," though I wouldn't mind finding myself in a relationship where I can bang anyone I want while my woman stays home and waits for me (read: Tiger Woods), but I don't think it's in the same category as cheating.
  34. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    I am a God-fearing Colts fan, and I'm only a Colts fan b/c I've always been a Peyton Manning fan. :dealwithit: . And I don't find it shameful to be God-fearing. I see it as a good thing. I'm also religious (although not as religious as I should be), and I ripped Tiger's actions. If Peyton were cheating on his wife, I would be very disappointed and would have no choice but to rip his actions, as well. There. Are you happy now, cynic? That being said, I do think that swinging and cheating are different. To me, they are both wrong, but cheating is worse.

    On a side note, are you made uncomfortable by people that believe in God? It's almost as if you want to see this happen so that Christians whom like Peyton will be disappointed. That's kind of disturbing, iyam.
  35. Damion

    Damion Fan of: Vols, Titans, and Big Titties

    We have a different type of Peyton fan. They are on a whole different level. They solely root for the Colts because of Manning but all try to say they were fans from way back when and that they aren't bandwagon fans. So apparently half of a Tennessee Vols message board also happen to be Colts fans. They also get all pissed off because the Titans have Tennessee in there name and try to insult them by calling them the Nashville Oilers or other variations but refuse to even acknowledge that their beloved team did the same damn thing. The few legit Colts fans aren't so bad but most of them are a complete joke.

    Maybe god-fearing was a bad word but I meant overly religious cause we seem to have quite a few over on VQ that will immediately attack anyone that has a different opinion concerning religious matters. Alot of them happen to come from the group above I was talking about and it would be awesome watching them squirm.

    edit:Also atleast you admit to being a Colts fan simply because of Peyton most of the guys over there try to say they have been following the Colts since 1912 or some shit. I have no problems with Christians either btw
  36. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    :beerchug:
  37. Fuck off. The rest of the country has their fair share of borderline retards. It's not down south only.
  38. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    Let them think that way about us. If they feel that way, they're less likely to visit. If they don't visit, they're less likely to move down here. There's nothing worse than having to put up with a Yankee's accent and bad manners in our Southern homeland.
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  39. Jobber

    Jobber x

    that is what peyton and ut said but there is another side to the story. i wasn't there so i don't know but she says otherwise:

    "Naughright and her lawyer provided a different version of events. In a court filing, her lawyer wrote that she was examining Manning to see why Manning was having pain in one of his feet and was crouched behind him when "entirely unprovoked, Peyton Manning decided to pull down his shorts and sit on Dr. Naughright's head and face."

    As Naughright described it in a deposition entered into the court record: "It was the gluteus maximus, the rectum, the testicles and the area in between the testicles. And all that was on my face when I pushed him up. ... To get leverage, I took my head out to push him up and off."

    http://www.usatoday.com/sports/football/nfl/colts/2003-11-04-manning-suit_x.htm
  40. IV

    IV New Member

    dude this is the 21st century who really gives a fuck about monogamy anyways
  41. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    I'm the biggest Peyton fan out there, but I still care about vows taken before God.
  42. IV

    IV New Member

    :facepalm:
  43. dumplestiltskin

    dumplestiltskin Fan Of: Pitch Perfect

    dbl would start this thread :rolleyes:
  44. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    Thanks, Brutus.
  45. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    :oshit:
  46. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    :laugh:
  47. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    Do you follow me around on here, Thrasher?
  48. IV

    IV New Member

    You think God would give a shit about what you and your wife decide to do in your marriage...doubtful

    I would imagine things like helping the needy and the sick are much more important
  49. Duke Buster

    Duke Buster New Member

    Didn't know you were in here...I was lured by dump's cameo
  50. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughn.

    Hey, I said that swinging is different that cheating.

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