NHL Thread: Marchand Found Out

I didn’t even know pasta had that in him

 

Pasta got knocked down but him getting up like that and still wanting some was surprising

Respect I guess

 

Need an update on how many players are left on the bench

 

Easy to do when two linesman are laying on top of your opponent.

 

sure I just expected him to fold and get in the fetal position immediately

 

Tkachuk had no problem doing it two seconds before (and I love the Tkachuks)

 

He didn’t. lol

 

Who’s left on the benches that likes to have some fun?

 

I just meant I don’t think I’ve ever seen him throw the gloves like that he wanted it

Didn’t work out for him but he wanted it

 

I know what you meant I was just making fun

meanwhile ullmark single handedly keeping this from being a 10 goal game.

 

I feel bad for ullmark

Gets thrown into a shit show immediately

 

Oilers PP didn’t waste much time getting on the board.

 

Oilers are going to sweep

 

I need to know what Kris Knoblauch’s middle name is.

 

Trapezoid!

 

Do Vancouver fans not know the rules?

 

How’s that not a high stick?

 

Because it was a follow through and wasn’t a wild motion.

 

This series is sad Canucks fans gonna burn Vancouver down

 

it wasn’t a shot

 

Shot on goal =/= shooting the puck

 

“He shoots it down the ice for an icing”

 

It makes sense that the moment soulfly becomes a Kraken fan that the Canucks would be good

 

This is the first Canuck postseason since the Kraken began playing three years ago, you fucking dullard.

 

lol Zack Hyman
Glad I play with God!

 

HA. Dullard ass bitch.

 

Most players are understandably upset when they get tripped trying to make a play

 

Ok

 

Game 1 living up to the hype, wow

 

You new to watching Edmonton in the playoffs?

 

These goalies are putting on a show

 

Fuck me

 

Oh wow!

 

!!! 5-4 Vancouver

 

Holy shit

 

Skinner is ass

 

Holy shit

 

Lmao what a choke

I wanted mcdavid to win but this is also hilarious happy to be wrong

 

Nice to see at least one Buffalo player made the playoffs I guess

 

Got up to pee wishing there’d be a possibility of overtime, and that shit happens

 

Their playoff goaltending has been cursed since they got that lucky Roloston run as an eight seed.

 

Sir, that’s Stuart Skinner

 

Skinner sucks but the Vancouver goalie is rocking like a .750 percentage too

Terrible all the way around