Los Angeles Dodgers Thread: Ohtani Freeman

Pages sucks!

 

Another.

 

Losers


Brasier inks a deal and immediately becomes ass

 

Haven’t been able to watch; turn the game on and immediately see Brasier give up a 3-run bomb. I’ll be going about my day

 

Also, super cool

 

Every touted prospect that comes up struggles. Every worthwhile pitcher gets hurt. Yamamoto underperforming. Half the team slumping. Good times.

 

We used to call up prospects and they’d miraculously hit walkoff homers and shit.


Bullpen is so bad and the offense isn’t good enough right now to overcome it.

 

Ohtani could do the funniest thing possible right here

 

Ohtani always swings at the first pitch when runners are on.

 

We’ve zapped the mvp right out of him

 

Freddie's heating up!

 

Max isn’t

 

Stop pitching Kelly in high leverage spots

 

Back to back days where a Mookie error leads to a run

 

0-5 with the bases loaded today?

 

Holy motherfucking shit

 

Sorry, 1-8 with 6k’s

 

Teoscar being a big swing and miss guy coming back to bite us. This describes pretty much the entire lineup beyond the top 3 and smith.

not watching anymore today. Hope the fans started booing

 

CC

we need a thread title change

 

Ohtani murdered that ball

 

Way to go Freddie

 

lol

 

Getting shut down by Patrick Corbin in the year of our lord 2024 is downright embarrassing

 

Ohtani just hit a ball 450 feet at 119 mph.

also, good on the bottom of the lineup tonight

 

Saved by the TOOTBLAN. Phillips is not sharp at all. Can’t recall the last time I’ve seen him spray pitches like this

 

I feel like this happens every time these guys do a rehab assignment. Wouldn’t be shocked if Treinen is on washed watch given all his injuries. Hopefully just shaking the rust off

 

he ain't coming back to play unless he has a chance to meet his boy 45 after a World Series W

 

noteworthy that Vargas appears to be playing competently in OKC and just hit a 444 foot homer last night.

 

if we lose Brusdar for most of the year, bullpen is on red alert

 

Good shit from Lux

 

Pages!

 

Ohtani da goat

 

dodgers putting difficulty mode on high today

 

CT3 is in absolute hell right now

 

yalls dude just avoided death with ninja reflex

 

4 straight inning ending double plays. Woof

 

Announcers just go quiet every time Taylor strikes out

 

Vesia!

 

Why can’t every inning simply be like this one?

 

Everyone is hitting. Oh wait that’s James Outman’s music.

 

Gavin lux stole his mojo like he is a monstar

 

Ohtani just hit a 119.2 mph single. Hardest hit ball of his career

 

Mookie is insane so far this year

 

Six in a row!