Kate Upton thread, your SI Swimsuit cover girl

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ncrebel, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. ncrebel Administrator

  2. EdmondDantes [Callahan's Ugly Stepchild]

    actually according to 75% of the board she is way too fat
  3. Corky Bucek Formerly known as TheFreak55

  4. ncrebel Administrator

    oh yeah. she's a hippo
  5. Mops Some people walk to work, others take their lunch

  6. HOOSINSC just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick

    official plus size model thread?
    Swt, cconn, Farva and 6 others like this.
  7. marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.

    Gay.

    Would do the weirdest things to her.
  8. Nole0515 New Member

    I would give her the best 30 seconds I could give
  9. Handcuffed Fan of: The 'Fan of' section

    can someone explain the appeal of bright red lipstick?
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  10. HOOSINSC just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick

    i was gonna add an :awesomeface: but that'd take the fun out of it.
  11. HOOSINSC just a regular type dude... with a big ass dick

    whores man
  12. marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.

    I forgot your real stance on this. Disregard.

    Valid question.
  13. Handcuffed Fan of: The 'Fan of' section

    also, shes gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise doesnt deserve to have eyes
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  14. Black Falcon Go get me a beer, bitch!

    Anyone that posts ITT that wouldn't hit that with extreme prejudice is as queer as a $3 bill. Also very lucky that Reb is lenient with the ban hammer.
    Broteen likes this.
  15. Rape Ape knucklehead flow that make you act real dumb

    really goes without saying but IMA QUOTE IT ANYWAY
  16. BTH New Member

    According to the fucking morons on here Angie is hotter. Lawl
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  17. Black Falcon Go get me a beer, bitch!

    Who gives a shit about > ? If anyone on TMB has fucked better than Kate, you're a selfish fuck for not sharing pix.
  18. SWT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    :blech:
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  19. The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    it goes with the 50's look in the stripped one but cant explain the others
  20. BTH New Member

  21. Black Falcon Go get me a beer, bitch!

    :gays:
  22. nofatchix Pitchfork Assassin

    Supposedly, it subliminally resembles a vagina or some shit. Can't remember where I heard that. Probably reddit.
  23. BTH New Member

    It's the easiest color to see after her lips are wrapped around your cock. I think blow job when I see bright red lipstick myself.
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  24. Biff Britches About as funny as a screen door on a battleship

    Kate Upton > Tebow
  25. Big Ern McCracken New Member

  26. Mops Some people walk to work, others take their lunch

    Boobs are just awesome to look at. So awesome.
  27. Tigers Admin of the Year 2011, 2012, and 2013

    gundy fat
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  28. tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name

    flipbook girl >^1000000000 Upton
  29. Strom Thurmond New Member

    Not saying she isn't great looking but she would look a ton better if she post 15 lbs
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  30. Ace Boogie top lad

    She is hot as fuck, and any one of us would chop our dick off to fuck her (is that counterproductive?). There are hotter chicks out there though, and she looks like she will trend towards Anna Nicole Smith territory before too long. Great tits but no definition anywhere in her body. Women peak around her age and tend to just go downhill from there, so while she is really hot I don't understand the people who make her out to be the best thing ever. We have seen multiple threads based on way hotter chicks, like the previously mentioned SJU. Flame away.
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  31. pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet

    Team Angie Verona
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  32. Blu Tang Clan It must be 'Take a Worm for a Walk' week

    Most polarizing subject matter on TMB.
  33. Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    Pretty much. But it doesn't make sense why that's the case.

    Kate Upton - pretty hot. Hotter than most, just not hotter than everyone.
  34. Zap Branigan I am the man with no name.

    i mean she is hot but nowhere near perfect
  35. Fudd The artist formerly known as 'CrossFit'

  36. Druce Meaghan Rees handles balls better than Tommy.

    in this fight, no one loses.
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  37. 00:06:00 I suggest you get REAL good at sucking cock.

    If you could balance a salt shaker on two toothpicks long enough to shine a flashlight on it, the shadow cast would be her identical silhouette. Yeah, she's perfect.
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  38. JBF76 Celtics, Redsox, Redskins, Ohio St. Football

    For whatever reason this is true. I'm not sure why anyone cares what someone else's women. Preference is..
  39. NCHusker88 Come with me if you don't want to get paint on you

    Something just seems off with her to me. I think it's the hips.

    She's still hot as fuck though.
  40. The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    not sure you understand exponentials..
  41. The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Hips don't lie bro, she's hot as fuck

    [IMG]
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  42. Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain

    nice face, amazing rack, average rest of body.
  43. cas Jabooty Football

    just v upset she fucked kanye
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  44. Moxin24 Ukrane is game to you?

    Perfect
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  45. Stromboli1 woolly bully, please shave your jaws fromage

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  46. Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    :justsayin:
  47. DDotGA Eyes closed, head first, can't lose!

    didn't know where to put this. i thought we had a kate upton thread but search said no

  48. RU-Omega Potato Rutgers: Finally Setting Northeast Football Freeh.

    Has this been proven?

    I remember reading she left a party with him but when asked she denied anything other than friendship. I realize this is celebrity speak but did either of them admit to being linked or were they ever seen in public together again?

    This upsets me too.
  49. psk #1 stunna

    Probably said they were "just friends" because that was right around the time Kanye fucked Kim Kardashian and he was already getting blasted for cheating on Amber Rose and trying to lay low. For a short period they were seen together multiple times
  50. RU-Omega Potato Rutgers: Finally Setting Northeast Football Freeh.

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