Kate Upton thread, your SI Swimsuit cover girl

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by ncrebel, Nov 4, 2011.

  1. ncrebel

    ncrebel Administrator Staff Member

  2. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life haha

    actually according to 75% of the board she is way too fat
  3. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Billy likes to drink soda

  4. ncrebel

    ncrebel Administrator Staff Member

    oh yeah. she's a hippo
  5. Mops

    Mops Some people walk to work, others take their lunch

  6. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> Sorry Cocks. This is all my fault

    official plus size model thread?
    Swt, cconn, Farva and 6 others like this.
  7. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.

    Gay.

    Would do the weirdest things to her.
  8. Nole0515

    Nole0515 New Member

    I would give her the best 30 seconds I could give
  9. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed 'Fan of' section goes here

    can someone explain the appeal of bright red lipstick?
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  10. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> Sorry Cocks. This is all my fault

    i was gonna add an :awesomeface: but that'd take the fun out of it.
  11. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC ><)))*> Sorry Cocks. This is all my fault

    whores man
  12. marcus

    marcus Sex with old ladies for money, and bear traps.

    I forgot your real stance on this. Disregard.

    Valid question.
  13. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed 'Fan of' section goes here

    also, shes gorgeous and anyone who says otherwise doesnt deserve to have eyes
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  14. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Go get me a beer, bitch!

    Anyone that posts ITT that wouldn't hit that with extreme prejudice is as queer as a $3 bill. Also very lucky that Reb is lenient with the ban hammer.
    Broteen likes this.
  15. Rape Ape

    Rape Ape knucklehead flow that make you act real dumb

    really goes without saying but IMA QUOTE IT ANYWAY
  16. BTH

    BTH New Member

    According to the fucking morons on here Angie is hotter. Lawl
    marcus likes this.
  17. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Go get me a beer, bitch!

    Who gives a shit about > ? If anyone on TMB has fucked better than Kate, you're a selfish fuck for not sharing pix.
  18. SWT

    SWT - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

    :blech:
    00:06:00 likes this.
  19. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    it goes with the 50's look in the stripped one but cant explain the others
  20. BTH

    BTH New Member

  21. Black Falcon

    Black Falcon Go get me a beer, bitch!

    :gays:
  22. nofatchix

    nofatchix Pitchfork Assassin

    Supposedly, it subliminally resembles a vagina or some shit. Can't remember where I heard that. Probably reddit.
  23. BTH

    BTH New Member

    It's the easiest color to see after her lips are wrapped around your cock. I think blow job when I see bright red lipstick myself.
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  24. Biff Britches

    Biff Britches The words. You are good with the words man.

    Kate Upton > Tebow
  25. Big Ern McCracken

    Big Ern McCracken New Member

  26. Mops

    Mops Some people walk to work, others take their lunch

    Boobs are just awesome to look at. So awesome.
  27. Tigers

    Tigers Admin of the Year 2011, 2012, and 2013 Staff Member

    gundy fat
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  28. tne

    tne Now tagging people with spaces in their name

    flipbook girl >^1000000000 Upton
  29. Strom Thurmond

    Strom Thurmond New Member

    Not saying she isn't great looking but she would look a ton better if she post 15 lbs
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  30. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie top lad

    She is hot as fuck, and any one of us would chop our dick off to fuck her (is that counterproductive?). There are hotter chicks out there though, and she looks like she will trend towards Anna Nicole Smith territory before too long. Great tits but no definition anywhere in her body. Women peak around her age and tend to just go downhill from there, so while she is really hot I don't understand the people who make her out to be the best thing ever. We have seen multiple threads based on way hotter chicks, like the previously mentioned SJU. Flame away.
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  31. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet

    Team Angie Verona
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  32. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Would like like some making fuck? Berzerker!

    Most polarizing subject matter on TMB.
  33. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    Pretty much. But it doesn't make sense why that's the case.

    Kate Upton - pretty hot. Hotter than most, just not hotter than everyone.
  34. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I am the man with no name.

    i mean she is hot but nowhere near perfect
  35. Fudd

    Fudd All men must die.

  36. Druce

    Druce Rees free since 01/14, Proud to be a survivor.

    in this fight, no one loses.
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  37. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Fuck

    If you could balance a salt shaker on two toothpicks long enough to shine a flashlight on it, the shadow cast would be her identical silhouette. Yeah, she's perfect.
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  38. JBF76

    JBF76 Guest

    For whatever reason this is true. I'm not sure why anyone cares what someone else's women. Preference is..
  39. NCHusker88

    NCHusker88 It pinkens your teeth while you chew

    Something just seems off with her to me. I think it's the hips.

    She's still hot as fuck though.
  40. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    not sure you understand exponentials..
  41. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan

    Hips don't lie bro, she's hot as fuck

    [​IMG]
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  42. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain

    nice face, amazing rack, average rest of body.
    jackbob likes this.
  43. cas

    cas Jabooty Football

    just v upset she fucked kanye
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  44. Moxin24

    Moxin24 A Basketball School Since 2007

    Perfect
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  45. Stromboli1

    Stromboli1 woolly bully, please shave your jaws fromage

    BlazingRebel09 and Swt like this.
  46. Xander Crews

    Xander Crews You people and your slight differences disgust me

    :justsayin:
    jackbob likes this.
  47. DDotGA

    DDotGA Eyes closed, head first, can't lose!

    didn't know where to put this. i thought we had a kate upton thread but search said no

  48. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Because my life is dope and I do dope shit.

    Has this been proven?

    I remember reading she left a party with him but when asked she denied anything other than friendship. I realize this is celebrity speak but did either of them admit to being linked or were they ever seen in public together again?

    This upsets me too.
  49. psk

    psk #1 stunna

    Probably said they were "just friends" because that was right around the time Kanye fucked Kim Kardashian and he was already getting blasted for cheating on Amber Rose and trying to lay low. For a short period they were seen together multiple times
  50. RU-Omega Potato

    RU-Omega Potato Because my life is dope and I do dope shit.

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