Detroit Lions: The board Goff protest too much methinks

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by DeToxRox, Apr 12, 2015.

  1. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    SD ran 74 plays to our 47 and held the ball for 17 more minutes. That's a pretty huge indictment on the offense and defense.
     
  2. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

    Time to start talking draft. Guessing we will be top 10 pick. Who are the top offensive weapons available? it's pretty clear that Matthew needs some more help.
     
  3. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    This is still an 8-8/9-7 type team, just like we were last year. We were fortunate to win some games last year (like the game in London) that should have been losses, and we won't likely get the same bounces this year.
     
  4. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    H back in the first, then trade back into the first for a RB.
     
    Randy Bobandy, Heesu and Moxin24 like this.
  5. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes

    Matthew needs more weapons. He can't do it all by himself. I'm thinking Mike Thomas, Duke Williams, Derrick Henry or LaQuon Treadwell.
     
    Randy Bobandy and Moxin24 like this.
  6. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    That was the sort of game that's the difference between hosting a home game in the playoffs, and not. Although in our case it will be the difference between making the playoffs and not.
     
    beist likes this.
  7. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsNotre Dame Fighting IrishAtlanta BravesDetroit LionsBarcelonaSneakers

    Yesterday was the straw that broke the camel's back for me regarding the Lions. I'll still watch occasionally, but I just don't give a fuck about this team anymore. Stafford hasn't gotten better in 3 years.
     
  8. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Caldwell as the Stafford Whisperer hasn't seemed to make an impact. I'll miss Kelly Hall.

    Looking at the schedule, I think 5-6 wins is the best we're going to do. Picking somewhere between 7-10.
     
  9. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsNotre Dame Fighting IrishAtlanta BravesDetroit LionsBarcelonaSneakers

    I'd also like to point out that Thom Brenneman and Charles Davis were unbearable with their commentary yesterday.
     
    Heesu likes this.
  10. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
    Donor

    I'm impressed you made it this long. The Lions are my excuse to follow the NFL and a good way to occupy my time at 1:00 on Sunday. If they make the playoffs its a bonus.
     
  11. Joe Louis

    Joe Louis no thank you turkish, i'm sweet enough
    Donor TMB OG
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Tigers

    that bad eh? :ohdear:
     
  12. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
    Staff Donor TMB OG

    Went to the game yesterday. Holy shit we were bad in most aspects other than Ameer Abdullah. Not being able to get a pass-rush push didn't help our secondary, but how the fuck do you give up a 20-yard crossing pattern catch-and-fun underneath on 3rd and 18? Also got a pretty substantial sunburn out of the proceedings.
     
  13. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesSeattle SupersonicsGame of ThronesSneakers

    Ended up going to the game yesterday. It sucked.
     
  14. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Brandon Petitgrew more like Brandon Petinjuryreport, mirite?
     
  15. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Our LB play is absolutely embarrassing without Levy in the lineup.

    Caldwell and Lombardi better prepare for a shootout, or else we're going to get absolutely destroyed.
     
  16. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Considering we have DEN on SNF next week and then on the road in SEA for MNF the following week, 0-4 is entirely likely if we don't win today. Then we come back from that SEA game to play ARI on a short week. 0-5 wouldn't be shocking at that point.

    But lest we get ahead of ourselves.
     
  17. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Ebron runs the wrong route.
     
  18. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    I know that was just the first screen pass of the night, but opposing D's are just looking for them at this point.
     
  19. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Joique Bell really shouldn't even be active, let alone getting as many snaps as he is.
     
    fetumpsh and ~ taylor ~ like this.
  20. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Seriously, we have Abdullah and Riddick, and we run a screen to Bell?
     
  21. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

  22. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    And Stafford is getting absolutely demolished this season. People can question just how good he is, but the guy is a fucking warrior. I am not sure how much longer he can last behind this OL though. It's just amazing to see how much the OL has regressed under Caldwell and Lombardi.
     
  23. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Lions

    I hate this team. I hate the idiots who hired Caldwell and Lombardi. I hate all the faggots who defended them last year.
     
  24. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes


    It's like they wanna be like Ebron was a great pic and not bust! We're gonna run Pettigrew routes with him and do screens and shit. I hate this team.
     
  25. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Stafford is playing his best game in quite some time. It's a shame that it's going to be overlooked by the dumpster fire that has become the rest of the team.
     
  26. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Lions

    Randy Bobandy likes this.
  27. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Abdullah has 6 carries for 9 yards. Bell has 4 for 2.
     
  28. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    Caldwell said coming into today they wanted to establish the run and improve ST.

    0 for 2.
     
    ~ taylor ~ likes this.
  29. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    The Chargers and Vikes both have meddling pass rushes and they are just killing Stafford. One of the Broncos or Seahawks may end his career
     
  30. beist

    beist Hyperbolist
    Donor

    Damn. That illegitimate first down really reinvigorated my desire to win this game.
     
  31. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Lions

    Well that was an awful play call
     
    DeToxRox likes this.
  32. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    I am amazed. I truly am.
     
  33. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    As a reminder, we play on SNF next week and MNF the following week.
     
  34. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Lions

    Cool, won't watch either of them
     
  35. Vinegar Strokes

    Vinegar Strokes Tork is Ass
    Donor
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

    Looking at the schedule, 5 wins is a realistic possibility. Stafford is absolute garbage. For all of the resources we pulled into the offense every fucking year, he somehow manages to get worse every year. Matthew can thank Calvin for his mega extension he got a few years ago. He bailed him out countless times, by just chucking the ball down field, and having that freak Calvin come down with it. Now that Calvin is old, and slow, he has no one to bail him out
     
  36. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
    Staff Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit Lions

    Something like 11% of teams to start 0-2 make the playoffs.
     
  37. DayDomination

    DayDomination Down to clown at Truffoni's
    Donor
    Ohio State Buckeyes

    0-4 here we come!
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    0-5. We're not beating Arizona.
     
    buckwild and Vinegar Strokes like this.
  39. Heesu

    Heesu Guest

    I hope they go 0-16 and move to la, or London, or Dubai, or Pyongyang. Just get them out of here.
     
  40. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    A big reason why: Suh, who for the second straight week was a nonfactor, strayed from Kevin Coyle’s script.

    The Miami Herald has learned that Suh freelanced at times Sunday, creating confusion on the defense. By taking matters into his own hands, the Dolphins’ $114 million man took a bad situation and made it worse.

    “I couldn’t tell you,” Suh said, when asked to explain his uninspired play. “At the end of the day, we have to go back to the drawing board and figure out what we want to run so guys can make plays and go from there.”


    Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/nfl/miami-dolphins/article35922093.html#storylink=cpy
     
    Heesu, Druce and buckwild like this.
  41. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Good job, Suh. Good job, Miami. Fuck both of you.
     
  42. Druce

    Druce Fuck football.
    Donor
    North Carolina TarheelsNotre Dame Fighting IrishAtlanta BravesDetroit LionsBarcelonaSneakers

    Didn't watch yesterday, had a nice little Sunday, even played some catch with my dad outside.
     
    ~ taylor ~ likes this.
  43. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    Week 3, Sunday Night Football, and the Lions thread is on page 4. Feel the excitement.
     
    Heesu, Randy Bobandy and DeToxRox like this.
  44. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    In fairness this thread will have a ton of posts once Von Miller kills a man on the field.
     
    ~ taylor ~ likes this.
  45. Constant

    Constant Meh
    Donor
    Michigan WolverinesDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsDetroit Tigers

    Lions will win this game.
     
  46. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    It's begun.
     
  47. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    lol at Collinsworth saying Stafford has to get rid of that ball. That happened in about 1.5 seconds.
     
    Heesu likes this.
  48. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    How many series before they have time to announce the Broncos defense? 3?
     
    tjsblue, DeToxRox and Randy Bobandy like this.
  49. DeToxRox

    DeToxRox Uncle T
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Detroit PistonsDetroit LionsDetroit Red WingsWolverhampton WanderersDetroit Tigers

    First down run count with Joique: 1
    Screen count: 1

    In fairness, this screen came on 3rd and 14 so it was an understandable call.
     
    ~ taylor ~ likes this.
  50. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    I really might just watch the new FOX comedies.