To no one's surprise, Whataburger sucks.

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by wtx, Jul 25, 2015.

  1. fucktx

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    Let's get back on the topic of how great Whatabuger is. Just had a honey butter biscuit.

    :moar:
     
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  2. bro

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    My mom knows the guy who started it

    when I say she knows him... you know I mean sexually

    he has a huge ass house in Nashville. tennis court in the backyard (no burgers though) and shit.
     
  3. bro

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    you dump it out at work yet?
     
  4. ramszoolander

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    Just cause your mom likes the combo #4 Backdoor Burger doesn't mean you should hate Whataburger, bro
     
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  5. DUCKMOUTH

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    Both closed here which is disappointing. Nothing to go crazy over, but a decent place for a chain burger joint and also that Hawaiian Chicken sandwich was pretty stellar.
     
  6. Arkadin

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    There was one in my hometown but it didn't last very long
     
  7. Coldhands

    Coldhands You don't know snakes from dildos about that.

    Love Lottaburger. There is a place in Albuquerque called Bob's Burgers that does Taco Burgers. It's half a burger patty, green chile, lettuce and tomato in a taco shell and it is fire.
     
  8. Doc Louis

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    Kfc used to have both.
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    Third best restaurant in Spartanburg, sc.
     
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  10. TLAU

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    had $46 worth of whataburger favor'd to our front door in Houston this past weekend #Blessed
     
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  11. fucktx

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    Just now

    :feelsgoodman:
     
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  12. OopsPowSurprise

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    And KFC apparently used to be good before the colonel died
     
  13. OopsPowSurprise

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    Where's the beacon on that list
     
  14. Joshuam2107

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    Thread had a little bit of everything. I especially enjoyed the tangent on page 5 involving fried chicken and cum covered biscuits.
     
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  15. Doc Louis

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    I was putting Ike's and Sugar n' Spice ahead of Miami Subs...mainly b/c it has late night hours helping it be #3, but Beacon a solid 4.
     
  16. JonathanCoachman

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    The one where I live closed down recently. There was never anyone there so I'm amazed it held on for as long as it did.
     
  17. bigred77

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    thank you for inspiring my lunch

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  18. Cheshire Bridge

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    I just had Whataburger for the first time. And last time. It's better than McDonald's, congratulations??
     
  19. VaxRule

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    debatable
     
  20. bro

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  21. fucktx

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    Sorry you're such a fuck boy
     
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  22. dump

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    regular ketchup? :edmond:
     
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  23. Cheshire Bridge

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    @gubberjk
     
  24. Nizz

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    just diving into this thread. Getting In-N-Out on my way home from work thank you very much

    :gundyfat:
     
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  25. devine

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    I'm sorry to hear that. Hopefully you smothered your fries in balsamic vinaigrette to mask the taste
     
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  26. Heesu

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    Had whataburger a few times a couple years ago when I visited on business. Not even in the same ballpark as in-n-out.

    Basically struck me as a Texas ripoff of a Burger King
     
  27. zeberdee

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  28. Cabs

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    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/07...om-of-In-N-Out-Burger-beverage/3611438360970/

    LOS ANGELES, July 31 (UPI) -- A lawsuit filed in Los Angeles alleges an In-N-Out Burger customer discovered his drink had been spiked with meth after the beverage made him sick.

    Fred Maldonado filed a lawsuit Wednesday in Los Angeles Superior Court alleging he ordered a burger and a beverage at the fast food eatery's Downey location March 9, 2014, and he felt ill after drinking some of his soft drink.

    The lawsuit states Maldonado found two capsules and a napkin at the bottom of the cup the following morning and took them back to the restaurant, where a manager apologized and offered him a free burger.

    "Plaintiff did not initially know what the two capsules were, but later testing revealed that they were methamphetamine and that it appeared that they may have been illicitly manufactured," the suit states.

    Maldonado's lawsuit accuses the chain of negligence and strict liability. He is seeking unspecified damages.

    In-N-Out Burger officials said they will fight the allegations in court.

    "Customer safety is one of our highest priorities," In-N-Out Burger Executive Vice President Arnie Wensinger said in a statement. "We will vigorously defend these baseless claims."
     
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  29. NCHusker

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    Runza wasn't on the ballot so any result can't really be valid

    Sorry if this has already been covered
     
  30. skiedfrillet

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    it's clearly not regular ketchup

    it says Fancy on it
     
  31. Joe Withabee

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    Regular Whataburger ketchup > spicy
     
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  32. HatterasJack

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    "But you can get as many average hamburger patties as you want with your shitty fries. It's so great!"

    ~Every in-n-out fanboy.
     
  33. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I truly feel bad for people that haven't had an at least average cheesesteak.
     
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  34. Wu

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    And we should have a whataburger vs in-n-out royal rumble.

    I'd be honored to announce it.
     
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  35. Joe_Pesci

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    w-wait a minute

    bah gawd

    that's animal-style fries' music
     
  36. Heesu

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    I love the men in Blazers, but pats and genos are fucking crap. This is how "whataburger" wins awards.
     
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  37. dump

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  38. VaxRule

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    ? MiB chose Jim's when asked to choose between Pat's and Geno's
     
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  39. Heesu

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    My bad, I fucked that up. I have no opinion on jims.

    Whataburger = McDonald's
     
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  40. TheChatch

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    In Seattle, we have Tat's Deli. Owner is from North Philly and I'd put there offerings up with anything I had on my two trips to the city of brotherly love this summer.

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    You basically need a raincoat to eat there.
     
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  41. fucktx

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    I'll fuck you up if we every have a battle royal Corky Bucek
     
  42. Corky Bucek

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    Pffft my finishing move on you will be a Double Double Animal Style straight into your roody poo candy ass.

    Then I will parade this around letting everybody once and for all know who the People's Burger Champ really is.

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  43. Soup

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    Was this before or after you swallowed your boyfriend's load?
     
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    Last pic looks like a vagina with syphillis.
     
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    Texas has Burger King. Lol at flame broiled burgers.
     
  46. Soup

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    I can be unbiased about Whataburger. The lettuce could be better. Having shredded lettuce/onions on a hot burger isn't the way to go. That's why I stick to the cheese/mustard/pickles only.
     
  47. Cheshire Bridge

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    You can't be serious. Whataburger is disgusting.
     
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  48. Cornfed Buffalo

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  49. * J Y *

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    Runza looks good.