UCF Thread - President of the Pledges

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  1. LuPoor

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    why doesn't the coach seem to care that his team is being abducted by a giant trans-dimensional nose? Poor effort 0/10
     
  2. DUCKMOUTH

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  3. NP13

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    no way should that be unethical conduct. should've gotten a raise, imo
     
  4. citrodong

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    Anyone point out how their tennis team got a lighter penalty than our football team?
     
  5. Mix

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    Wait that baseball nose thing was done by UCF and not some stupid rivals poster?
     
  6. Gaknight

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    ucf athletics facebook account posted it. Not the gays at the UCF Nation one, but the actual university athletics facebook.
     
  7. TableKnight

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    Yup... when i saw it last night i facepalmed so hard
     
  8. The Emperor

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    what is this
     
  9. Sub-Zero

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    its funny to read that thread. the first few people are basically "thats weird" and 'UCF Athletics likes' the comments.

    Then it starts to go downhill with everyone saying theyre embarassed. Best comment is the guy (who i know) who says something like "i downloaded photoshop once but i dont put it on my resume"
     
  10. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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  11. Karl Hungus

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    bad attempt at a joke about hitt getting tulane into big east and you (emperor hitt) loathing that decision.
     
  12. Gaknight

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    We are going to UCF this
     
  13. J10

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    I hate Moat threads in the dungeon. I still remember when it first opened there was almost an entire page full of threads with reviews where Brandon had to start deleting them.

    Edit: The reason I posted that is because there's another one in there about someone having a shitty experience that keeps getting bumped for no fucking reason.
     
  14. TableKnight

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    Why anyone goes to the UCFSports Watercooler for actual advice is beyond me. It is the biggest collection of terrible ideas and suggestions I have ever seen.
     
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  15. LuPoor

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    i wish nothing but the worst things in life to all cooler regulars.
     
  16. Gaknight

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    Laughed at this. If this guy visits Atlanta and decides to eat at TGI Frdays he deserves to be discriminated against.
     
  17. TableKnight

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    The rest of georgia, yea... pretty racist... but Atlanta... LOL

    It is one of the few cities with a pretty even distribution

    Black 54.0%
    White 38.4%
    White non-Hispanic 36.3%
    Asian and Pacific Islander 3.1%
    Hispanic or Latino of any race 5.2%
    Foreign-born 8.0%
     
  18. Sub-Zero

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    Just because we stab people after NFC Championship games doesnt mean we're racists :crossedarms:
     
  19. LuPoor

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    ew no thanks
     
  20. Gaknight

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    get stabbed*
     
  21. Gaknight

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    That's why everyone moves to the suburbs outside the perimiter
     
  22. Sub-Zero

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    ohhh...right.

    sorry...just because we beat people in mobs enough that they pull out a knife to stab us, doesnt make us racists. :crossedarms:
     
  23. i hate your team

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    After our last game vs GT we went out and partied all night and didn't even have a place to stay, it was getting close to dwan, we had already hit a few strip clubs and other establishments and decided to grab a bite at the only place we saw...Waffle House on Peachtree something.

    The place was packed and we actually had to wait for about 30 mins to get a seat. We were the only 4 white folk in the joint and didn't notice until we sat down :w2d:. There were a few cops outside so we didn't feel unsafe or anything but man we got lots of strange looks the longer stayed and sobered up the slightly more worried we became and notices all the looks. And then we realized we were seated at a table with 2 pepper shakers and no salt (we took it as a sign or warning to hurry up and get the hell out). We left in peace and nothing came from it but it was an...odd experience.

    The next day we started back to good old UCF and had to get off in Macon for some gas and my buddy driving his 91 red BMW 3 series (pimp in it's day but this was well past it's prime) took a wrong turn off the ramp and we ended up lost in some dilapidated low income project with houses on stilts looking like they were 100+ years old (pre-smart phones and no GPS). Oh BTW every time you turned left in that car the horn went off...no idea why but it did.

    Anyways we are trying to find our way back to civilization when we hit a stop sign and all four look right to see about 15 :w2d: glaring at us skinny white boys. naturally 3 of us shrink down low and my buddy turns left setting off the horn as we turn onto MLK Drive as the horn goes off I swear it set off the mad men on the porch half of them jumped up and starting coming towards the car. Finally we made it back to I-75 without incident and got off at the next exit for gas.

    Never been back, no thanks.
     
  24. TableKnight

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    :facepalm:

    2 pepper shakers, They must have been marked to be murdered :bunnywithapancakeonitshead:
     
  25. Sub-Zero

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    Well maybe he should come back with a GPS. Because nothing bad ever happens in Atlanta when you use your GPS.

    Right?
     
  26. Gaknight

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    Sounds more like a Macon problem and that city has zero redeeming qualities.
     
  27. i hate your team

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    When you are young dumb and drunk it's not a far fetched idea, but we thought it was pretty funny.
    Shot fist ask later, if this was Florida he'd be under the stand your ground law. no?
     
  28. citrodong

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    I was ripping ATL before it was cool. Welcome to 4 weeks ago gentlemen.
     
  29. LuPoor

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    you live in Indianapolis.
     
  30. citrodong

    citrodong We're a cold fucking bean team.
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    Kingpin city of the midwest. No crime cheep houses dominate sports teams hottest chicks longest penises free money no sunburns best national chain restaurants no hippies no gays limited blacks the list goes on and on with truthful brags.
     
  31. KF99

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    Just a guess, but I assumed that guy was a crotchy old white guy complaining about reverse descrimination. The funniest part to me is judging an entire City off one experience at a Friday's.
     
  32. WhiskeyDelta

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    Plus Atlanta is so different from 20 years ago. Even 10 years ago.
     
  33. Gaknight

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    exploding houses
     
  34. Sub-Zero

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  35. Gaknight

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  36. Sub-Zero

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    :raptorjesus: its a Middle School. Way to go Atlanta!
     
  37. Mix

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    Would hate living in Atlanta.
     
  38. Mix

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    This better lead to an enrollment cap finally.

    Change is coming: The state university system will no longer be funded by enrollment.
    So said Dan Hoslenbeck, The University of Central Florida’s vice president of university relations, to the UCF board of trustees committee meeting Jan. 31. Hoslenbeck said his conversations with Florida House of Representatives Speaker Will Weatherford have indicated that the university system is moving toward metric funding versus enrollment funding.
    Metrics could include: How universities respond to critical needs, like science, technology, engineering and mathematics degrees, keeping students and prospective students informed of jobs and salary information, and graduation and retention.
     
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  39. citrodong

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    Kids lose virginity from 15-17 round these parts. In Atlanta its nothing to see a dick getting sucked on a middle school bus. I have a daughter. She's on the wrong end of a BJ for me to live in shitlanta. Now if I had a son I might do him a favor and check it out.
     
  40. Gaknight

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    So you are black?
     
  41. citrodong

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    White chicks in atlanta love the D. Its not a race issue atlanta has a culture of cock smoking that will take years to undo. These are facts its not a vendetta against your city but you're blinded to the cold hard truth that your city sucks dick.
     
  42. WhiskeyDelta

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    Me and citro are no longer friends.
     
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  43. i hate your team

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    Sorry bro but there a good chance your son would be on the wrong end of a BJ as well.
     
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  46. Mix

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    I love Sir Winsalot so much.
     
  47. kennypowers

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    This should rustle some jimmies



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  48. WhiskeyDelta

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    Te moon looks cool tonight. Drunk tweets.
     
  49. Mix

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    I'd like to congratulate USF on their home and home series with Old Dominion.
     
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  50. rulethirty

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    you kids and your fancy new threads.