stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    great show
     
  2. pennstate2012

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    Jesus Christ, First Take is the WOAT.
     
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  3. EdmondDantes

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    what is the romney rule
     
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  4. dfmPSU

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    Every team has to interview at least one Mormon when they have an opening at head coach.
     
  5. Arkie Proud

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    While this is funny, why is it if we take out "Mormon" and insert "black African-American" it's serious?
     
  6. TAS

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    I don't think the rooney rule applies specifically to blacks, but rather all minorities.
     
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  7. orangeonmymind

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    Yeah, because there are a ton of asians and mexicans with head coaching credentials.
     
  8. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Because race and religion aren't exactly the same thing.

    Say what you want about the Rooney rule or AA in general, i dont really care either way, but that's not a very good comparison
     
  9. Irush

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    hey man, norm chow and willie martinez
     
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  10. Lorne Malvo

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    What in the fuck
     
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  11. TAS

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    It's just the question everyone had on their minds
     
  12. Lorne Malvo

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    "What if Tebow was black?"
     
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  13. TAS

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    He'd be Vince Young, and a shitload less popular
     
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  14. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

     
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  15. TAS

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  16. Legend3

    Legend3 he fixes the cable?

    i get all of my sporting news from this thread
     
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  17. tjosu

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    Both of these made me shake my head. Especially the half court shot one. Thanks ESPN for clarifying that when you win a bunch of money, you'll pay tax on it. Also, if I remember right, the guy that made that shot won $75K, so his after-tax income is still $53K simply for making an impressive shot at half time...I think he's still making out alright
     
  18. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Knew the tax one would be a Rovell article.
     
  19. JC

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    Jeff Van Gundy during the Lakers/Thunder game just now:

    "I vote to replace Rondo on the All Star Team with Stephen Curry"

    :facepalm:
     
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  20. ACEDGOD

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    Ron Jaworski is a saint. You know who else is a Saint? Drew Brees. He plays for the New Orleans Saints in the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE.

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  21. jltperson

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    The shirt and tie combo Herm Edwards is rocking right now is up there with the worst things I have ever seen on espn
     
  22. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    How is the Romney Rule stuff not getting more likes? That's fucking hilarious.
     
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  23. Jigga

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    Ron Jaworski
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    Are in a fire. You can only save one. Which one do you save?
     
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  24. oldberg

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    jaws
     
  25. jltperson

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    Do you have to save one?
     
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  26. Arkie Proud

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    Easily Jaws. And I'm a die-hard Steelers fan.
     
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  27. Legend3

    Legend3 he fixes the cable?

    easy

    I shove jeff van gundy in then board up the exits
     
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  28. thatswhatshesaid

    thatswhatshesaid I no dust buster anymore!

    Jaws. He is stupid in a funny/entertaining way. The others piss me off.
     
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  29. Lorne Malvo

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    Jaws and it's not even close.
     
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  30. BayouMafia

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    fwiw
    Rachel Nichols leaving ESPN for CNN


    ESPN reporter Rachel Nichols will host a new sports show for CNN on the weekends


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    (Photo: Nick Wass, AP)
    Rachel Nichols, a reporter with ESPN for nine years, is leaving for sports roles at CNN and Turner Sports.
    With her new employers, Nichols will anchor a new weekend sports program on CNN beginning later this year and handle a variety of assignments across sports for Turner Sports, including the NBA and Major League Baseball.
    She also will cover major events such as the Olympics. Her first assignment will be covering the upcoming Super Bowl for CNN.
    "You can characterize this move as an effort to increase sports programming on CNN," network spokeswoman Christa Robinson said.
    In a statement, Nichols said: "I couldn't be more excited."
    Says ESPN spokesman Mike Soltys: "She was a valued contributor to us and we wish her the best at CNN."
    Before joining ESPN, Nichols worked for The Washington Post and the Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel.
    In a tweet Thursday, Nichols says she "couldn''t be more grateful for my time at ESPN."
    At ESPN, Nichols worked as a correspondent for SportsCenter, Sunday NFL Countdown, NBA Countdown and E:60, as well covering the sidelines for NFL studio shows and on a number of Monday Night Football games.
    Miami Heat forward LeBron James tweeted: "Congrats to @Rachel__Nichols on the new gig!! Best of luck to you"
     
  31. cheese

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    idk why but i always wanted to take rachel nichols to pound town
     
  32. Vito Corleone

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    her :eatit: has gotta be record size after half of the NFL busted in there

    It'd be like throwing a golf pencil into the grand canyon. id be kinda intimidated
     
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  33. War Grundle

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    Im glad I will she no longer be at ESPN. I dont watch CNN so this really is a great day.
     
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  34. JohnnyChimpo

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  35. Fudd

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  36. Corky Bucek

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    ESPN Bottomline is reporting that Ray Lewis will not perform his signature entrance dance

     
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  38. ACEDGOD

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    Jaws and Merrill Hodge "analyzing" games together has to be among the worst two team tandem in ESPN history

    Jaws tries to be edgy and cool with Mr. Edgy himself Merrill Hodge and make the weirdest noises/commentary I have ever seen on ESPN
     
  39. keacali

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    Is save all 3 at the same time cause I'm a bad Ass fireman. Then id throw hoge back in
     
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  40. Jigga

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    Why is ass the only part capitalized?
     
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  41. keacali

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    On my phone and when I saved Ass it must've been the first word of a sentence
     
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  42. Jake Barnes

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    Can we kill whoever decided that remixing coach and player interviews into shitty techno/rap auto tunes was a good idea?
     
  43. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

    HaydenFoxScreamingEagle I'll whip the dogshit out of you, Vaughan.
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    Not sure why, but this cracked me up.
     
  44. tne

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    the shot clock superimposed on the floor is terrible
     
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  45. devine

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    Watching sportscenterU. Surprisingly not bad. They have hosts that actually talk about games and highlights rather than us hearing Doug gottlieb tell us about his experience at assembly hall in the 90's. (I know I know he's at CBS now but fuck you).

    Also, they strictly showed highlights and discussed sports. At the end of the Michigan/Indiana highlight, they compared the production between each teams front court and discussed how that benefited Indiana, rather than being normal sportscenter and comparing the height and weight of the harbaugh brothers to tom crean.
     
  46. snowfx2

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    Rick Reilly predicting the Ravens to win 35-34 in OT :facepalm:
     
  47. devine

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    LOL THAT CAN'T EVEN HAPPEN
     
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  48. Fudd

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    One point safety?

    Oregon did it.
     
  49. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Oregon did it on an extra point attempt
     
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