SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. laxjoe

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    fact.

    i took that as more of a direct shot at IT, plus a few other posters who were conspicuous by their absences throughout the season
     
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  2. NYGator

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    Thread was so much better when there were no factions and we all could just laugh at how fucked up this situation is. I will take this as a learning tool and when Tebow is outed for child pornography I promise to be there to help encourage the satire.
     
  3. angus

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    If they were literally just breathing into the phone pretending she was sick, they probably just passed the phone around.
     
  4. dblplay1212

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    I would be jerking off way too much to be able to post on here. If there is a God, he will give me this gift to prove he exists.
     
  5. Redav

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    What's an American name iyo?
     
  6. NilesIrish

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    To child porn? Like rescinded. You pervert.
     
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  7. IrishLAX2

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    I like my hypothesis of them putting the phone up to their sleeping dog instead
     
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    Obama.
     
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    All I have to do to get my fake girlfriend in the mood is show her this gif. Makes her sooo wet
     
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  10. dblplay1212

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    No, to Tebow falling off his pedestal. I really don't care why he would be taking the fall. Give it back.
     
  11. Redav

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    Recordings of darth vader
     
  12. NilesIrish

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    never took it away, just puncuated the joke
     
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  14. LMAO he is a fucking moron! His ONLY out was that he could play the "Gay Card", but he can't even do that now. He and ND are so fucked :grinch:
     
  15. IrishLAX2

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    How so?
     
  16. SWIMFAN

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    not fucking uliay'ai
     
  17. angus

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    Is that a Samoan santa clause?

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  18. IrishLAX2

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    Why does it seem like all the B1G posters are disappointed by today's revelations?
     
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    All these names remind me of the villains in Far Cry 3, and they were dumb enough to have some frat boy kill them all with pebbles and a machete
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    I'm sure that if there was anything to be found out about Tebow, it would be out. He's pretty much a simpleton, too.
     
  22. It excites me tremendously :smug:
     
  23. Lance Harbor

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    Samoans are apparently ruthless as fuck and gullible as fuck when it comes to social networking hoaxes.
     
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  24. So, in other words the Maxwell Award for the Most Outstanding Player isn't just an individual award, but a team award? Te'o and "Team Pineapple" sure played us all good!
     
  25. laxjoe

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    its louis nix
     
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  26. laxjoe

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    you posted that already
     
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  27. IrishLAX2

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    Did you really just edit your old post, cut this part out, and paste it into a new post?
     
  28. Keef

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    I just think many people are wary of taking the "revelations" as fact. I for one am not B1G and I'm very :skeptical hippo: I just don't see why we should now trust "sources" or the Tuiappasodoopo guy. I don't think it's out of the question or unreasonable to think they are willing to just take the fall for a kid who is about to get drafted in the first round in an effort to take the heat off.
     
  29. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Is dude wearing a sailor cap in that santa pic? Because if so, the fanny bandit rumors are about to come out in full force.
     
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  30. It was meant for a separate post, which didn't exist.
     
  31. Longhairdntcare

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    I really don't care if manti played a part in this or not. My only hope with this is that espn gets called out for embellishing every story and always pushing their agenda. IMO if espn broke the deadspin story they would be destroying manti right now instead making him the victim. The only outcome ill be happy with is espn dropping the bullshit and getting back to their early 90s form
     
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  32. IrishLAX2

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    To be honest, it wouldn't surprise me if this story is far from over at this point. Any new twist can send this shit reeling again.

    That said, I did find it funny that Michigan level mad, PSU pederasts, and this Nebraska poster going full Te'o all came to existence ITT once those new developments came out.
     
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  33. IGetBuckets

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    Was really hoping he would come out as a gay today. So yes I am slightly disappointed, however, tomorrow is a new day with all sorts of new possibilities.

    Really everything is just gravy at this point. The past 36 hours have been highly entertaining.
     
  34. scottblue

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    What revelations? That he had a real girlfriend while he was supposedly mourning his fake dead one? I put as much credence in the unnnamed lady source as I do with Tuiasasopo's friend who says Teo was in on it.
     
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  35. tp819

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    I think it's strange that it was made up that the girlfriend died around the same time his grandmother died.
     
  36. dblplay1212

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    Probably a Santa hat and that's the white trim on it that you see.
     
  37. laxjoe

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    soooo....you discount the fact that the tuiassappo kid had done this to other people? people who have no connection to manti and no reason to "take the fall for him"? what do the two cousins who say tuiassappo did this to their cousin have to gain by protecting manti? what does the former stanford football player who has no connection to manti have to gain by looking like an idiot saying he "met lenay"?
     
  38. So the new revelations must have finally made it acceptable for you to dip your toe ITT today. Obviously didn't read from the start.
     
  39. * J Y *

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    Why on earth would anyone actually want him to be gay? We would NEVER hear the end of it.
     
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  40. laxjoe

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    thats not strange at all. it obviously should have been a red flag (one of many to all the journalists out there) but this is almost classic catfish behavior. he was already reeling, they knew he was vulnerable (moreso than he normally is) so they hit him with that.
     
  41. IrishLAX2

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    Ive been in this thread from the start
     
  42. 20/20/20/20

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    :in-n-out:
     
  43. CaneKnight

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    No ND isn't fucked... the media is showing how sackless they are because they're a huge part of the reason this story got so big in the first fucking place. They don't have the balls to go after ND or to go after Teo because they played a roll in perpetuating this lie. They got played, it's why only a hand full of people are just crucifying ND and Teo right now. The fact that there aren't a ton of articles crucifying this kid and ND for the bullshit that happened, and their reaction to it shows that ND will never EVER be fucked. If Penn State and ND's rolls were reversed I have no doubt in my mind ND wouldn't have got the same kind of punishment or gotten villanized the way Penn State and Joe Paterno did. Although if it was ND there's no way in hell anyone would've found out in the first place.

    I mean these cocksuckers called a fucking press conference in which their AD cried over this bullshit, but a kid dies due to gross negligence by your stupid ass football department, and not a tear is shed. A girl kills herself due to threats from your football players and not a tear is shed. Your cocksucking middle linebacker lies because he's a POS sociopath, and you shed tears defending him? I mean are you fucking kidding me..... That school is untouchable. ND will never ever be fucked.

    The fact that Stephen A Smith is the guy who has made more sense than ANYONE talking about this damn thing right now should tell you how ridiculous this shit is.
     
  44. BC Inabinet

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    I could see all of these people throwing their lies out to cover it up. I swear they think this is how to cover their tracks. Just dig a deeper story.

    Plus a lot of people will come forward with stuff that probably isn't even true just to get a little shine.
     
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  45. Longhairdntcare

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    Why the fuck would he think they were about to pull the plug (had no idea what her injuries were and I guess never asked) and then the dr has a breakthrough house moment and decides to call her boyfriend who has never even been to see her and she makes a miraculous turnaround. I feel pretty convinced this guy has never had a gf. How does he never ask what her injuries were. In his mind do you just go into a coma for no reason
     
  46. The Banks

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    How could anyone in this thread, aside from some Notre Dame fans, be mad?

    To quote the Geico slinky "This is awesome!"

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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    tom rinaldi's piano immediately started playing in my head after reading this post
     
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  48. mustang66

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    Initially I thought that Teo was one of the biggest liars of all time. While I still believe he lied, it turns out he is actually the dumbest person alive.
     
  49. laxjoe

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    oh shut the fuck up
     
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  50. IrishLAX2

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    If he was actually gay, I wouldn't be able to bear the absurd outcry for why we should accept a gay football player from fringe groups. It would get obnoxious fast
     
  51. dblplay1212

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    I definitely believe Tui did this previously. Those 2 cousins had several public tweets back in October when they saw Lennay's name and pic on TV. They had nothing to gain from talking to each other. Someone reported that the girl cousin tried ot reach out to Teo on Twitter to give him a heads up but he blocked her.

    As for the people saying they met Lennay, I have no idea how to explain that. Maybe the female cousin of Tui played her at some point?