SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. bertwing

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  4. Wicket

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    i hate the reporting regarding this story so much. lets not even stay close to the truth and side with the insane girl whose own parents didnt even deem her trustworthy and lets promote fake rape accusations everywhere because they are such a good thing
     
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    Whats wrong with that? More fish in the sea is never a bad thing.
     
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    Team I still believe Manti and his family made up the entire thing
     
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    Downloaded Catfish (movie) last night.
     
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  14. Voodoo

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    He's still gay.
     
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    Taking Swarbrick's movie suggestions, I see.
     
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    just watched it, incredibly weird stuff
     
  17. Lorne Malvo

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    :yousoright:
     
  18. Redav

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    Have you or someone you know been catfished? You may be entitled to a cash settlement...
     
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  19. blotter

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    one this is for sure, dude is a faggot whether or not he likes dick
     
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  23. AHebrewToo

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    Teo both used his fake girlfriend's death to squirm his way into another chicks gloves AND he was two-timing Tuiasososopo?

    What a scumbag!
     
  24. Tobias

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    I'm gonna be way more pissed off than I should when Te'o is portrayed as the poor victim by the national media. I hate that pineapple faggot.
     
  25. Longhairdntcare

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    Hate to agree with Whitlock but this is why I made that previous post
     
  26. Joe_Pesci

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    :laugh: holy shit
     
  27. NilesIrish

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    I bet he visited the new chicks burial plot :gfa::gfa:
     
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  28. NilesIrish

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    Wick's is actually a pretty good summation. This first popped up from some "investigative" journalist out of Chicago and was horrible BS from the start.
     
  29. Safe to say we can probably confirm some peoples' questions now... Te'o is not only a Liar, but he is a moron and he is psychotic. If he had just come clean today and said he was gay, he would have only been a liar.
    Tbh, Te'o chose the worst possible outcome by extending the lies. If i'm an NFL GM, I dodge him like Alabama.

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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    please, continue
     
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  31. Biff Bridges

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    Pardon me, but I'm going to wait until irishglory88 weighs in before jumping to any conclusions.
     
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  32. beerleagueman

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    Since she lived by campus , there should be at least 1 pic of them together or some twitter/FB interaction
     
  33. NilesIrish

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    I know you're goading me, but I'll bite. Crazy girl hangs out with FB player, they get to making out, he grabs a tit, she flips tells him to stop (he does) and she leaves. A few days later she files a sexual assault charge that is reviewed and dismissed because well, dude grabbed a tit in mid make out. The worst part is FB players friend texts her telling her not to mess with ND football, she offs her self, not even her parents are surprised and then this all comes out.

    btw her filed report is where the making out/tit grab come from.
     
  34. Neyland

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    So where are we at today? Someone update me.
     
  35. * J Y *

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    Had Seeberg filed a complaint like that before?
     
  36. RoyalShocker

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    Just so we are clear, no one is mad at this Roniah Tuietc., right?

    Te'o was pretty much universally hated around these parts outside of Notre Dame fans, and this kid trolled the living fuck out of him.

    What is not to like?
     
  37. Voodoo

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    I think she might have but I'm not sure. I know she had a history of mental illness/instability/craziness.
     
  38. Joe_Pesci

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    hopefully i'm not the only one thinks this explanation sounds completely ridiculous
     
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  39. Voodoo

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    What is ridiculous about it?
     
  40. Biff Bridges

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    :iceburn::iceburn::iceburn:
     
  41. NilesIrish

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    Te'o is gay with Kiffin, he also created a fake GF 3 years ago with plans to kill her his senior season knowing that ND would be undefeated and he would be in the Heisman discussion
     
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  42. IrishLAX2

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    NDs attorney said she did, iirc. Not sure if it was proven
     
  43. NilesIrish

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    I think she may have at her previous school before transferring to St. Mary's
     
  44. IrishLAX2

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    Theres a reason nobody tried to push the story for 2 yrs
     
  45. Voodoo

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    And he chose the same date as his grandmother's death to maximize the publicity.
     
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  46. NilesIrish

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    I would agree if most of it didn't come from her report
     
  47. IT

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    Q: Is this the strangest sports story of all time? Will we ever have a sports story weirder than a star linebacker for the highest profile school in the nation possibly making up an online girlfriend, eventually killing her off, using that as "motivation", then claiming he was a victim of a hoax and either making the whole thing up or really being the victim of a hoax?
    —Trevin, Fort Worth, TX

    SG: The short answer: No. If only because the whole saga was so elaborately convoluted from start to finish that this was either (a) a phenomenal hoax pulled off on someone who was phenomenally naive; (b) a snowball-type story in which Te'o got catfished, found out in the August-September range, then decided to keep embellishing the story and making things worse over just coming clean; (c) the handiwork of one of the greatest pathological liars who ever lived, and someone who was involved in the hoax the whole time; or (d) the workings of a closeted football star who invented a fake girlfriend to throw everyone off the scent, never imagining that his career and team would take off, and that the ensuing level of scrutiny ended up trapping him within this spiderweb of lies that just kept getting worse and worse. Those are the only four acceptable answers. So yes, we might not ever have a stranger sports story than this one.
     
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  48. jorge

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    Fake rape? Right.
     
  49. jorge

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    I'm sure. And Jerry really was just horsing around.
     
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