SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Nole96SC

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    So basically Te'o hasnt had enough time to sort out all the dates and details and make up stories for them yet.
     
  2. RoyalShocker

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    Lazy guy cropped that picture and then changed the whole world
     

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  3. Josey Wales

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    Hahaha

    "What a stupid question. lololol"
     
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  4. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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  5. Merica

    Merica Devine pls stop pointing out my demise. :(
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    Well shit.

    God damn it's impossible to do a joke on this site unless you do it within two minutes of the post. Great minds and all.:billsnyderdancemachine:
     
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  8. Clubber Lang

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    It's them being fed topics to discuss from ND's athletics dept's media staff. Notice how all the questions are led into and just general softball questions...
     
  9. Clubber Lang

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    Finally, Marques Tuiasosopo is no longer the most embarrassing Tuiasosopo out there

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  10. Killy Me Please

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  11. racer

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    Didn't read thread but is cyn really real?
     
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  12. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Wood
     
  13. 941Gator

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    this whole thing just reeks of Romney and Bain Capital. Bastards have their hands in everything.
     
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  14. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  15. racer

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    I bet Te'O killed the girlfriend and locked her in a cooler in the church basement and continued to believe that she was really still alive. Then Dexter came along and outed that fucker.
     
  16. Irush

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    reminds me of how much I little interest I have in watching season 7.
     
  17. Killy Me Please

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    HFTE EXCLUSIVE: Chat transcript between Manti Te’o and Lennay Kekua
     
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    REMINDS ME OF OUR CONVERSATION ABOUT REDDIT OVER LUNCH MR GFA
     
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  20. racer

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    manti wants a piza
     
  21. ths

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    Dexter fucking sucks
     
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  22. James Doakes

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    :edmond:
     
  23. racer

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    Hey I mean at least that storyline is somewhat plausible.
     
  24. racer

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    Not the reaction you're supposed to have. Stay in character.
     
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  25. LeVar Burton

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    I am currently 44 pages 2,178 behind on this thread and I will read them all.
     
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  27. Joe_Pesci

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  28. dcon79

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    Straight Ronald Savage shit right here

    No. She could only breathe. One of the miraculous things was when I talked to her and she would hear my voice her breathing would pick up. Like quickly, and then she would start crying. But her breathing would quicken, and she would start crying. So her brother was in the room with the nurse. They were monitoring her. She said, "Who is she on the phone with?" Her boyfriend. She was like, "That's amazing. She doesn't do that with anybody else." So that happened. And then she flatlined and we were losing her.

    Read More: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/college-football/news/20130117/manti-teo-girlfriend-hoax-quotes/#ixzz2IH421xbg
     
  29. 941Gator

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    And then I remember I went to class and went to workouts and after workouts, right before I was about to come into meetings, I got a text message from her phone but it was her brother. Every time her brother texts me he just says, "Bro." I was like, "Why is her brother texting me?" Then I get a phone call from her older brother's phone. He's just crying. And immediately I felt like, "Oh my Gosh, what just happened." And then he told me, "She's gone bro."


     
  30. James Doakes

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    Father of alleged 'mastermind' behind Manti Te'o girlfriend hoax reacts

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/sport...mastermind-20130117,0,5888906.story?track=rss

    “There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe the overwhelming love & support me & my Aiga have received today. Feels like I've been drinking from a fire hydrant. lol. Your texts, calls, emails, prayers & messages are received with a sincerely humble heart. I know so much has been splattered all over the media about my son & my family. I also know that many who were born in a manger in Bethlehem & continue to walk on water will undoubtedly express their opinions. Those of you who know us the best still love us the most. It my hope & prayer that we allow the truth to take its course, wherever that may lead. My heart goes out to Manti & the Te'o Aiga. Please allow this young man to pursue his dream without judgement. He's an amazing role model for our youth and Samoan community. I love U all from the bottom of my heart.”

    Wat
     
  31. HtownTide

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    TE'O: She had them all on her iPad and her family found [them]. Her family, what they would do is they would read it to me. And then they'll send it to me in a picture.
    SI: You called them one day leading into each game?
    TE'O: Yeah, I'll call and check up on them and see how they're doing, see how things are going. Just like I check in on my family at home.
    O RLY?
     
  32. dcon79

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    Fucking Christ fags.
     
  34. steamengine

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    :dumptime:
     
  35. JohnLocke

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    a little cliffnotes on page 50-64? been at work and still working and disconnected all day
     
  36. miles

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  37. Jake Barnes

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    I laughed way too hard at this.
     
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  38. w2b

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    this cracked me up:

    FATHER PAUL DOYLE, RECTOR OF MANTI'S DORM, DILLON HALL:

    "I was surprised to hear about it on the news. No one had called me, and I'm the team chaplain for God's sakes."
     
  39. Joe_Pesci

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    bunch of reposts and that weird SI article
     
  40. Voodoo

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    what the fuck
     
  41. Lorne Malvo

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    That transcript is mind bottling.
     
  42. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Is this going to end up being another case of me judging an entire race of people as inferior?
     
  43. JohnLocke

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    you really stressed the "little"
    thanks you dirty liberal :beerchug:
     
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  44. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    To be honest, I'm more likely to think he got duped really fucking hard after that.

    I mean chances are the dude was talking to someone's dog sleeping for hours on end. That whole part was embarrassing in itself. Not sure why he'd make that part up as it makes him seem like a freak show.

    He got fucking trolled hard
     
  45. CloudBerry

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    MORE LIKE MANLOVE GAY'O
     
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  46. 941Gator

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    So we've got 2 options: he was tricked and also told his own lies or the whole thing was a lie on his end. We're past the point of him being a complete victim obviously.
     
  47. dblplay1212

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