SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnTYon1gGLo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7PFdF3J0TE
     
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    Wait Novak is Gay? :mindblown:

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    LOL clown thought he was writing a fairy tale...fairy tales are more real than that garbage.

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  16. beerleagueman

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    Great analogy
     
    #1966 beerleagueman, Jan 16, 2013
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    While Farva is usually a wealth of knowledge regarding all things homocurious, his bias towards Michigan scrambles his gaydar a little. No, Novak is not teh gay.
     
    #1967 Cza, Jan 16, 2013
  18. Can I Spliff it

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    From the article earlier

    quote:

    Brian awakened three hours later, saw the text, and sent one back. There was no response. A couple of hours later, Manti called his parents, his heart in pieces.

    Lennay Kekua had died.    ​
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH​
     
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    I always heard the girls at Notre Dame weren't attractive but damn
     
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  22. Sam Elliott

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    @BrianMFloyd: Real quick, again: @LennayKay was created today. Tweeted after the story broke, deleted them all, is tweeting again.

    Brian Floyd ‏@BrianMFloyd
    To explain, yes, Manti Te'o tweeted that account. The account was later deleted. Someone picked it up today to troll.
     
    #1972 Sam Elliott, Jan 16, 2013
  23. Druce

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    I actually knew that little girl from a camp for kids with cancer I volunteered at that she went to. Thinking about the letter he wrote lends more credence to him having nothing to do with it, IMO, because honestly how shitty of a person would you have to be to include a lie like that in a letter to a little girl who is dying?
     
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    My guess would be that the easiest way to keep the rumors off of him is to say that he was in a committed long distance relationship. He can claim being Mormon was the reason he didn't fool around. Then he realized at some point his "GF" would have to make a public appearance so he killed her off.

    Would be my guess.
     
    #1975 CF3234, Jan 16, 2013
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    What? How does he know it's not the original trolls? Who made some Wazzu beat writer the president of Twitter?
     
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    I really hope that tidbit of Brian Kelly interviewing at Cleveland is true. That would be the cherry on top.
     
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  34. James Doakes

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    @StanfordFball: But wasn't @KULABAFI TD real? #gostanford
     
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    SPIN IT!
     
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  37. Druce

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    uh...ok?
     
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  39. James Doakes

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    I take it you missed that they already have a new head coach.
     
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    you've never been friends with a liar before?
     
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  41. Sportfan

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    Perfect result would be Te'O having his presser then the speakers start blaring and

    OH MY GOD THAT's LENNAY KEKUA'S MUSIC
     
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  42. Sam Elliott

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    If you follow Clay Travis you will understand the Gay Muslim reference.

    Some redneck from Tennessee started it as a burn to make fun of Clay, but he of course took it in stride
     
    #1992 Sam Elliott, Jan 16, 2013
  43. w2b

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    heard him on Finebaum.

    didn't want to read anything from him after that.
     
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  44. Joe_Pesci

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    :idk: I'm not saying this isn't possible, but it seems really convoluted, and it would be way easier to just pull the "waiting till marriage" card, because of the whole Mormon at a Catholic school deal.

    I have gay friends but they were already out of the closet when I met them, so I guess I don't really understand the whole "overcompensating" thing that closeted guys supposedly do.
     
    #1994 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
  45. Sam Elliott

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    When he was asked about it at the BCS title pregame, Te'o said, "That event is well-documented and, you know, I think my team was always there for me and my family was always there for me....We all know about that and how I went through that and I don't think I need to say much about that."

    You can here Te'o's response to the question at the 12:40 mark of the video.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Upat2Lzfucs&list=UUQkHhj_SD7zP8-CbgonM3sA&index=20
     
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    I can't stop reading this thread
     
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    then a chick walks in and everyone goes nuts.
     
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    I see. Well as a transexual Hindu, I am greatly offended by this.
     
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    http://youtu.be/-y3h9p_c5-M

    imo
     
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