SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam I wish I knew how to quit you.
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    Is it a coincidence dumptime was gone all season and magically reappeared days before its found out that manti teo had an imaginary girlfriend?
    dumptime is an expert on this subject and most likely offered his services to manti in exchange for manti taking heisman votes away from virgin klein to secure manziel's trophy.

    idk just my hypothesis.
     
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  2. BTH

    BTH The most precious possession...is your own people.
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    This press conference:
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  3. 231Wolverines1

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    very very debatable
     
  4. BellottiBold

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    :roll:
     
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  5. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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  6. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    San diegians, san diegans!
     
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  7. blotter

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    fucking dying focusi :roll:
     
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  8. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    does anyone else read 'Lennay' Forrest Gump Jennnaaayyyy style in their head every time they see it?
     
  9. ckl26

    ckl26 Well-Known Member

    someone please call in
     
  10. Jake Barnes

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    And he just fired himself.
     
  11. TDCD

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    hair-ising?
     
  12. IrishLAX2

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    focusi

    harrising

    Now they're making up words
     
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  13. Sam Elliott

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    Someone please tell me there was some sort of interview after Teo told ND about this on 12/26 in which he still played the dead GF story
     
  14. Jay Jay Okocha

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    How can this guy ever step on a field again. He is going to be cut to ribbons by whatever team drafts him's teammates and the opposition will just be laughing at him. Public humiliation to an unprecedented scale this one
     
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  15. ckl26

    ckl26 Well-Known Member

    FOCUSES - FOCUS-I this is so good
     
  16. jkun

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    The best thing about all of this is the ESPN Sidebar:

    BREAKING NEWS

    MANTI TEO's GIRLFRIEND DOES NOT EXIST
     
  17. The Official MassNole

    The Official MassNole The only good Gator is a dead Gator

    You trolled that poor Mormon for 3 years? Well played good sir, well played.
     
  18. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    oh man that was really tense
     
  19. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL
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    January 16, 2013: The day an athletic director at a major university called an emergency press conference to explain a player's dead girlfriend that never existed, and used an MTV show to help explain the situation.
     
  20. Lorne Malvo

    Lorne Malvo Aces!
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    GADDAM
     
  21. GoodForAnother

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    did swarbrick cry like this when brian kelly killed that kid?
     
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  22. Cza

    Cza Buns Glazing
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    This guy just basically challenged the internet to find 'online footprints'. I can't fucking believe they are having a live presser about this.
     
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  23. fucktx

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  24. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    SPOILER: Manti Teo was in purgatory THE ENTIRE TIME!
     
  25. Fuck this

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  26. Babou

    Babou ocelot
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    STANFORD MOTHERFUCKER

    DO YOU SPEAK IT
     
  27. The Best Alive

    The Best Alive Interfere w/ dese nuts!

    I'm not sure what I find harder to believe.

    The fact that this idiot expects people to believe that there was some kind of extortion plot when he got drafted where they threatened to reveal that he had been tricked into having a fake girlfriend

    or

    The fact in the movie "Signs" a race of intelligent aliens whose one weakness was water, mind you these aliens had the ability to travel across the galaxy and were obviously super intelligent, would travel to a planet that over 70% of is covered with water.

    Pretty sure I'm going to have to go with the fake girlfriend extortion by a long shot
     
  28. Arkadin

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    oh damn here we go
     
  29. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Jesus
     
  30. Arkadin

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    quit bitching out you crying douche
     
  31. ckl26

    ckl26 Well-Known Member

    OH YES THE STANFORD SITUATION

    "...again ill let Manti provide the details.."
     
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  32. Todd Bonzales

    Todd Bonzales Sex with old ladies for money aaaand bear traps.
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    Awesome.
     
  33. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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  34. TableKnight

    TableKnight Go Knights
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    And the aliens run though a cornfield... which would get you covered in water
     
  35. tne

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    one of my favorite pictures ever
     
  36. WolverineJack

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    They hired private independent investigators. ohhaithur
     
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  37. ths

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    reporter on phone just asked about stanford game meeting
     
  38. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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  39. Arkadin

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    he meant they met at the stanford game online
     
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  40. BTH

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    Company with expertise tracking online activity? :laugh:
     
  41. TDCD

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    Damn that ended fast
     
  42. Deuce

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  43. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    the lyin' hawaiian gonna be on tomorrow?
     
  44. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    Tell us more about the online footprints!
     
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  45. ckl26

    ckl26 Well-Known Member

    that. was. gold.
     
  46. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    So ND went full defense mode for Manti

    Bold strategy alma mater, let's see how it works out for you
     
  47. GoodForAnother

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  48. Fudd

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