SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Han Solo

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    Well if they know who made the call, shouldnt this be easy to get to the bottom of?
     
    #1151 Han Solo, Jan 16, 2013
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  2. Gata_hata

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    would it blow your minds if Te'o was a pretend player this whole.entire.time. Created by the gov'ment that pull off the Sandy Hook conspiracy? I feel as if I am living in Bourne Supremacy world

    /SUH post
     
    #1152 Gata_hata, Jan 16, 2013
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  3. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    I love this so much
     
    #1153 jwpearl, Jan 16, 2013
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  4. ckl26

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    cant wait till the reporter's questions oh baby :angrycorn::angrycorn::angrycorn::angrycorn::angrycorn::angrycorn: this AD might have a heart attack
     
    #1154 ckl26, Jan 16, 2013
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  5. The Blackfish

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    Swarbrick better take questions
     
    #1155 The Blackfish, Jan 16, 2013
  6. Joe_Pesci

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    Rafael Palmeiro is at home like "haha that sucks"
     
    #1156 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  7. Redav

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    Apparently didn't attend the funeral, didn't attempt to confirm with the family, and must be one of the most gullible motherfuckers you'll ever meet.
     
    #1157 Redav, Jan 16, 2013
  8. phunkybuck

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    This is glorious
     
    #1158 phunkybuck, Jan 16, 2013
  9. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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    #1159 ruteelrice, Jan 16, 2013
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  10. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    He is apparently
     
    #1160 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  11. fsutony

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    keep on digging that hole baldy its just gonna make this story more awesome
     
    #1161 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  12. IT

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    the liberation lol
     
    #1162 IT, Jan 16, 2013
  13. swiz

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    how convenient for him to figure his dead GF was fake after the award show :meh:
     
    #1163 swiz, Jan 16, 2013
  14. Upton^2

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    #1164 Upton^2, Jan 16, 2013
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  15. * J Y *

    * J Y * TEXAS
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    There's just no way I believe ND is making a gaff this big unless a PR firm signed off on stuff they were comfortable with. This is a potentially catastrophic move by Swarbrick.
     
    #1165 * J Y *, Jan 16, 2013
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  16. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Really?

    Very, very, very, very dumb
     
    #1166 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
  17. Sportfan

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    yea there's just too much bullshit in all of this

    obviously I'm not making any revelations here, and since he will never do a sitdown in front of a camera w/ a journalist who will ask tough questions, my guess is we'll never get the answers we want
     
    #1167 Sportfan, Jan 16, 2013
  18. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    "MAYBE IF I BREATHE HARDER THEY'LL BELIEVE ME. THIS MOTHAFUCKIN HAWAIIAN MORMON FUCK."
     
    #1168 Name P. Redacted, Jan 16, 2013
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  19. tne

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    lol I have it taped, I'm excited it is that episode
     
    #1169 tne, Jan 16, 2013
  20. The Blackfish

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    Ill lose it if they don't ask about them meeting at the '09 Stanford game and all of her trips to Hawaii
     
    #1170 The Blackfish, Jan 16, 2013
  21. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    holy shit they hired an investigation firm

    who gives these assholes money?
     
    #1171 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
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  22. GoodForAnother

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    #1172 GoodForAnother, Jan 16, 2013
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  23. Babou

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    So a girl called him that was different than the normal girl he was talking too?

    :edmond:
     
    #1173 Babou, Jan 16, 2013
  24. BMR

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    This is such bullshit

    I'm kind of offended
     
    #1174 BMR, Jan 16, 2013
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  25. Deuce

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    If a member of the media doesn't ask:

    "Mr. Swarbrick, just how fucking dumb do you think we are?"

    then they aren't doing their job.
     
    #1175 Deuce, Jan 16, 2013
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  26. Warrant

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    #1176 Warrant, Jan 16, 2013
  27. Moxin24

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    So we're to believe this "elaborate hoax" was concocted with no hope of financial gain or to swing a football game?
    Yeah, no one does this except for /b/
     
    #1177 Moxin24, Jan 16, 2013
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  28. TDCD

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    QUESTIONS
     
    #1178 TDCD, Jan 16, 2013
  29. ckl26

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    Is ND THIS dumb? They're digging themselves in a pit of quick sand by defending him like this jesus :ohshit:
     
    #1179 ckl26, Jan 16, 2013
  30. WolverineJack

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    Questions!
     
    #1180 WolverineJack, Jan 16, 2013
  31. three stacks

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    ND AD Swabrick: On Dec 26, Manti called ND coaches after being called from cell # of what he thought was deceased GF & it was her voice.
    1/16/13 8:13 PM
     
    #1181 three stacks, Jan 16, 2013
  32. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    lol at the panera cup. Think they paid for that advertising spot?
     
    #1182 Name P. Redacted, Jan 16, 2013
  33. ARSENAL

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    what the efff

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    ND AD Swabrick: On Dec 26, Manti called ND coaches after being called from cell # of what he thought was deceased GF & it was her voice.
     
    #1183 ARSENAL, Jan 16, 2013
  34. fsutony

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    he looks more nervous than the Penn State guy did during the Sandusky shit.
     
    #1184 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  35. dallasdawg

    dallasdawg does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
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    the fuck is wrong with the guy that just asked the first question
     
    #1185 dallasdawg, Jan 16, 2013
  36. HtownTide

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    Thats it? Yeah this is bullshit
     
    #1186 HtownTide, Jan 16, 2013
  37. Jake Barnes

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    :roll:

    criminal investigation
     
    #1187 Jake Barnes, Jan 16, 2013
  38. ckl26

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    he's sweating like a m'fer
     
    #1188 ckl26, Jan 16, 2013
  39. Irush

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    hey you guys were dumb enough to put us in the MNC
     
    #1189 Irush, Jan 16, 2013
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  40. jwpearl

    jwpearl I shall fetch a rug
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    They're just gonna lob him softballs. They wouldn't allow any real reporters in here
     
    #1190 jwpearl, Jan 16, 2013
  41. Patface

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    Panera Bread iced tea. Deal with it faggots :mulletsmug:
     
    #1191 Patface, Jan 16, 2013
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  42. Handcuffed

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    i honestly feel bad for te'o if this is true and he didn't know

    he's so fucking you and seems like such a kind person. you hate guys like that who already have CTE.
     
    #1192 Handcuffed, Jan 16, 2013
  43. WolverineJack

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    CATFISH! haha
     
    #1193 WolverineJack, Jan 16, 2013
  44. SWIMFAN

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    LOL he just fucking said catfish
     
    #1194 SWIMFAN, Jan 16, 2013
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  45. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    CATFISH!
     
    #1195 Pelican, Jan 16, 2013
  46. ths

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    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
     
    #1196 ths, Jan 16, 2013
  47. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    CATFISH spotted!
     
    #1197 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
  48. fsutony

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    haha they brought up catfish
     
    #1198 fsutony, Jan 16, 2013
  49. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    ahahahaha he just cited fucking catfish to exonerate mati
     
    #1199 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  50. dcon79

    dcon79 Nailed it
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    hahahahahahahahahaha
     
    #1200 dcon79, Jan 16, 2013
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