SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. lsufball19

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    The greatest girlfriend that never was story will be aired on ESPN 30 for 30 next fall
     
    #901 lsufball19, Jan 16, 2013
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  2. Can I Spliff it

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    Alabama. Lost to Johnny Football AND a black man won the presidency (again)
     
    #902 Can I Spliff it, Jan 16, 2013
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  3. Upton^2

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    :laugh: at the girl in the "Shut Up & Fish" hat
     
    #903 Upton^2, Jan 16, 2013
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  4. D. Silver

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    #904 D. Silver, Jan 16, 2013
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  5. BTH

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    I will masturbate live on UStream if he An Hero's
     
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  6. dblplay1212

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    If he met her, he's a fucking tard for not realizing she wasn't the same girl in the pics on her Twitter.
     
    #906 dblplay1212, Jan 16, 2013
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  7. dallasdawg

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    #907 dallasdawg, Jan 16, 2013
  8. -Prime-

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    MSMK stood for?
     
    #908 -Prime-, Jan 16, 2013
  9. steamengine

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    It's her!:kermit:
     
    #909 steamengine, Jan 16, 2013
  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    Manti sucks my kock.
     
    #910 joey jo-jo jr shabadoo, Jan 16, 2013
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  11. Joe Withabee

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    #911 Joe Withabee, Jan 16, 2013
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  12. Geordi La Forge

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    And most of Michigan's prestige
     
    #912 Geordi La Forge, Jan 16, 2013
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  13. Arkadin

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    excuse me for not knowing the answer to this, but what is the mormon position on suicide
     
    #913 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  14. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    I so very badly want Bill Simmons to make a reference to this during NBA Countdown tonight. He's the one person on ESPN who would do it, other than Jalen Rose
     
    #914 Upton^2, Jan 16, 2013
  15. Joe_Pesci

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    oh ffs, this joke has been told a dozen times already
     
    #915 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  16. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    I'm guessing they let you have more than one
     
    #916 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
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  17. Clown Baby

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    Don't cry because it's over, Manti, smile because it happened
     
    #917 Clown Baby, Jan 16, 2013
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  18. bcuga

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    Wonder how Teo "discovered" she was fake?
     
    #918 bcuga, Jan 16, 2013
  19. Joe_Pesci

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    something tells me that a religion that's even more aggressive than catholicism about populating the world with its believers isn't going to think very highly of it
     
    #919 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
  20. Arkadin

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    is this notre dame presser going to be televised? trying to figure out if i should go work out in a little bit or not gbr nfm
     
    #920 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    Michigan never stooped to this level for national attention
     
    #921 Bruce Wayne, Jan 16, 2013
  22. Wu

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    Katherine Webb undone by a chick that doesnt even exist.
     
    #922 Wu, Jan 16, 2013
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  23. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    UND.com
     
    #923 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
  24. BigDan245

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    This isn't a hoax - we have a new NBA Countdown coming at 730et on ESPN with me + Jalen/Magic/Wilbon. Leading off: what's wrong with Miami?
     
    #924 BigDan245, Jan 16, 2013
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  25. Josey Wales

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    Did anyone else laugh at the picture of the Tuiosisiooupoiupoupoiu that is linked to this story?
     
    #925 Josey Wales, Jan 16, 2013
  26. Joe_Pesci

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    would love if the ND student body rioted like penn state's last year
     
    #926 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  27. Arkadin

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    but teos like half japenese right? they love that suicide shit
     
    #927 Arkadin, Jan 16, 2013
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  28. Cza

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    How could we have found the time with all of our extra stretching?
     
    #928 Cza, Jan 16, 2013
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  29. swiz

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    mike and mike in the morning should be interesting

    i might even listen to it
     
    #929 swiz, Jan 16, 2013
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  30. IrishLAX2

    IrishLAX2 So you’re telling me there’s a chance
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    [​IMG]
    "She's not real Manti. Never was. Never will be. Have fun with Lacy" - Known jackal Nick Satan patronizes naive Manti Te'o
     
    #930 IrishLAX2, Jan 16, 2013
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  31. Joe_Pesci

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    :roll:
     
    #931 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
  32. Joe_Pesci

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    lol "known jackal"
     
    #932 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
  33. NYGator

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    I always heard that his girlfriend was unreal.
     
    #933 NYGator, Jan 16, 2013
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  34. dblplay1212

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    That's cold blooded.
     
    #934 dblplay1212, Jan 16, 2013
  35. Joe_Pesci

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    #935 Joe_Pesci, Jan 16, 2013
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  36. Vito Corleone

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    its better to have loved and never met than to have never loved before

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    #936 Vito Corleone, Jan 16, 2013
  37. D. Silver

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    The fat Mike will still be a blow hard for all that is ND.
     
    #937 D. Silver, Jan 16, 2013
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  38. IT

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    think espn said they would show it
     
    #938 IT, Jan 16, 2013
  39. Handcuffed

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    #939 Handcuffed, Jan 16, 2013
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  40. Josey Wales

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    We take you live to South Bend, IN for the...most awkward press conference. EVER.
     
    #940 Josey Wales, Jan 16, 2013
  41. James Doakes

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    We're all missing the real story. His girlfriend wasn't fake...

    Accualy is Dolan

    [​IMG]
     
    #941 James Doakes, Jan 16, 2013
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  42. Moxin24

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    Need the bitch from CNN International screaming about shit she doesn't understand.
     
    #942 Moxin24, Jan 16, 2013
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  43. jrmy

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    That's not his twitter. It's a fake.
     
    #943 jrmy, Jan 16, 2013
  44. swiz

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    yeah......................................... i'm not going to listen
     
    #944 swiz, Jan 16, 2013
  45. NYGator

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    143
     
    #945 NYGator, Jan 16, 2013
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  46. Perdido Beach

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    #946 Perdido Beach, Jan 16, 2013
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  47. D. Silver

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    THEY ARE SHOUTING BEAVER!!! WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!?!?!!

    good times
     
    #947 D. Silver, Jan 16, 2013
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  48. NWestGator

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    Manti Teo you have small dick you can go fuck yourself and you never get the girl you only get fucked by dead dogs you no goof mothefucker
     
    #948 NWestGator, Jan 16, 2013
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  49. dvnasty

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    #949 dvnasty, Jan 16, 2013
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  50. LeVar Burton

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    Haven't had this much fun since :stan: got in someone's house.
     
    #950 LeVar Burton, Jan 16, 2013
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