SIAP: Te'o got Catfish'd?

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  1. Patface

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    Manti is the :aero: football deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
     
  2. Sportfan

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    But no, he didn't get catfished, he was part of it the whole time. The nation got catfished.
     
  3. * J Y *

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    Devine just got his first like out of me. :whyioughta:
     
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    Will make it so Dan Devine looks like the bad guy.
     
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  7. BMR

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    If true -- Public hanging.
     
  8. mustang66

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    Wait, people actually think he wasn't in on it? :loldog:
     
  9. TDCD

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    My gut feeling is that Te'o got trolled. He claimed to have met her to cover his tracks so that nobody would know he had a gf that he'd never seen in person.
     
  10. tp819

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    where's ja rule to make sense of all this
     
  11. gritzy

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  13. Joe Withabee

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    Whoa, like, not saying I believe it, but it really makes you think...
     
  14. * J Y *

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    I dont see what the big deal is, Teo's gf is no more fake than McCarrons or Manziels. :idk:
     
  15. gritzy

    gritzy I am a hurricane on the golf course

    :golfclap:
     
  16. Taques

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    8)
     
  17. jltperson

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    then who was the person who he talked to on the phone?

    at the very least he tried to use the death someone who he thought was real for publicity purposes by lying about the extent of their relationship
     
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  18. Lorne Malvo

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    Just finished it. What a piece of shit.
     
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  19. Nole96SC

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    Oh and coming from someone who actually did lose their grandmother, an aunt, and almost my mom in a span of < 24 hours in July; I hope he rots in hell.
     
  20. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    First person that tags shu gets their throat cut.
     
  21. gritzy

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    I think they're trying to assert Teo knew and that the her name was just a cover for him being
    :aero:
     
  22. Clown Baby

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    At least AJ McCarron's sham girlfriend is a real person :mulletsmug:
     
  23. jwpearl

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    Holy fucking shit.

    Te'o wasn't trolled, by the way - the conclusion is that he was clearly in on it. How could he not have been? He talked about her having visited, etc

    Manti Te'o is one sick fuck
     
  24. Patface

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  25. Earn_Marks

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    Is this close enough to breaking the law for the Bengals to draft him?
     
  26. Taques

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    first the sandy hook conspiracy news breaking and now this
     
  27. Merica

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    "But there is no SSA record there of the death of Lennay Marie Kekua, that day or any other. Her passing, recounted so many times in the national media, produces no obituary or funeral announcement in Nexis, and no mention in the Stanford student newspaper."
    Erm, that's because she was registered under her real name, Lennay Marie Wochinski. Lennay Marie Kekua was her professional name.
     
  29. OopsPowSurprise

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    so he's gay? holy fuck
     
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  30. BigDan245

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  31. BMR

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    YES
     
  32. -Prime-

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    I had a feeling he was gay. He played for ND should of seen this coming.
     
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  35. gritzy

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  36. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    You're done, son.

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  37. Goose

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    Nope
     
  38. * J Y *

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    Wait so how does his catfishin translate to buttfuckin?
     
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  39. Patface

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    Just FYI guys we knew about this all along. Consider yourselves trolled to the max bahahahahahahaha
     
  40. IrishLAX2

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  41. Goose

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    That's hostile
     
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  42. BigDan245

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  43. jltperson

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    if deadspin didnt take the time to investigate things like this before publishing then that is some impressively reckless journalism
     
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  44. J.R. Bob Dobbs

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    I can't wait to read the rick reily article on this.

    how can he summarize it in a golf metaphor?
     
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  46. Perdido Beach

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    or maybe his grandmother was pretending to be his girlfriend

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  47. Patface

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  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    Yet.
     
  49. tne

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    I always knew the tuiasosopo family would make a comeback