stupid shit you see on ESPN

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  1. whiteboy

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    "50 Shades Of Action Sports" :facepalm:
     
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  2. Fudd

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    That is an incredibly ballsy play to run that close to your endzone...even against Iowa State.
     
  3. BayouMafia

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    stop the presses this is journalism at its finest
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  4. sc_chant

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    So they just analysed the hotel choices of ND and Bama...
     
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  5. two

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    Tim Tebow
     
  6. wolfpck

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    I actually found that somewhat interesting. Nogs tend to get easily distracted
     
  7. sc_chant

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    Lets be real, nogs gonna nog no matter where they stay
     
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  8. Joey Freshwater

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    Luginbill talking about the QB's motion on the skills challenge "He's got really good wrist velocity. He's got a natural wrist velocity."
     
  9. skattles

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  10. bro

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    and stuart scott was bragging about getting in that club
     
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  11. Joey Freshwater

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    The hotels are picked by the BCS committee so why does it even matter. It's not like the coaches made the selection.
     
  12. UncleJesse

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    Mark Schlereth was just on NFL Live and I shit you not in the Nascar Now studio comparing things wrong with teams to converters, mufflers, and a posi track rear ends. Far and away the dumbest shit I have ever seen on ESPN and that is saying something.
     
  13. sc_chant

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    I'm not even gonna lie, I wish I saw that lol
     
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  14. Daddy Rabbit

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    Mark May said oregon was undefeated in the regular season because they lost to stanford in overtime.

    I dont know how you can be undefeated if you lose but mark may says you can.
     
  15. cheese

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    mark may is such a fucking tard
     
  16. pennstate2012

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    In the same segment Mark May said Marcus Mariotta ran a 4.2 40 yard dash. :loldog:
     
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  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    I heard that and was all :jaguarsfan:
     
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  18. Dirt Dirt McGirt

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    Not as bad as times I've seen NBA "experts" talk about the NFL and vice-versa. Why ESPN thinks it's a good idea is beyond me.
     
  19. ruteelrice

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    I think :jaguarsfan: might actually be funnier than seeing the actual gif now :laugh:
     
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  20. Clubber Lang

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  21. ruteelrice

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    Watching sportscenter and I think this is the first time i've seen ed werder not talk about the cowboys
     
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  22. Tman12

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    I'm a Laker fan and loved Magic Johnson as a player but the dude has no business being on Espn's NBA pregame/halftime shows. That whole crew sucks.
     
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  23. The.Barron.of.Miles

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    Jesse Palmer and David Pollack interviewing Brady Quinn

    :blowup::blowup::blowup::blowup::blowup:
     
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  24. EdmondDantes

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    they were showing highlights of portland-memphis NBA game, show about 4 highlights of marc gasol blocking shots, then nic batum hits a 3, everything is ok at this point...but then they just switch to highlights of the celtics game

    i was like WAT who actually won????!?!?! its 2 am eastern time, the game is surely over right?

    so i rewind it, thinking that maybe i missed it since i had the sound on mute

    nope

    they just showed highlights of an NBA game without giving the final score or ANY indication of who actually won the game
     
  25. The Banks

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    At least he just made that up in his head, we're not like Va Tech or Florida who try to claim those numbers with a straight face
     
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  26. snowfx2

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    This might fall in the stupid and awesome shit at the same time, but I was at a bar so wasn't sure if I heard this clear 100%

    During the Laker/Clipper game, ESPN flashed a stat about which players had the most dunks on the year. Which is a stat the NBA does not record and ESPN obviously does because 75% of their NBA highlights are dunks. Jeff Van Gundy proceeded to say something like "that's the stupidest stat I've ever seen"
     
  27. Clubber Lang

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    "So how many EAS commercials did you make with them hoping you weren't a NFL bust Brady?"
     
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  28. Redav

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    God I hate ESPN. Cris Carter just said, in a 1:00 minutes diatribe... "Aaron (Rodgers) has the most arm talent in the league..." "Green Bay is only special when their wideouts are dominate" "Greg Jennings is making more commercials than yardage, only 300 yards on the field this year"
     
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  29. EdmondDantes

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    love van gundy, he doesnt even try to toe ESPN's party line
     
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  30. Moxin24

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    Not ESPN, but this Michelle Beadle interview on NBC is fucking terrible. Hope she gets HPV.
     
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  31. Soupcan

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    For the Under Armor game Herm was the black teams coach and Marriuci (sp?) was the white team. Every time they showed them, it said Team Black Head Coach and Team White Head Coach. Laughed every time cuz I kept reading it Team Black-Head-Coach and Team White-Head-Coach
     
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  32. thatswhatshesaid

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    Yep. I thought her going from ESPN to NBC would make her look better on camera. That is not the case.
     
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  33. snowfx2

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  34. Moxin24

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    I am both happy and sad I don't care enough about anything to do what this guy did.
     
  35. Corky Bucek

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  36. Moxin24

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  37. Keef

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    Nick Saban got ESPN pulled from TVs in team hotel, thus saving impressionable minds from First Take. What have YOU done for America today?
     
  38. Clubber Lang

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  39. EdmondDantes

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    welp just ran a piece on arian foster changing his twitter avatar
     
  40. Duck Smoker

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    First time I've ever looked forward to Mike and Mike.
     
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  41. snowfx2

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    Can tell somebody way up in the Disney hierarchy told ESPN to stop show McCarron's gf, she wasn't shown the entire 2nd Half.
     
  42. skattles

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    was the only way to keep mussberger's old wrinkly boner in check after his first half creepiness imo iyam
     
  43. Gotch Yarbrough

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    Too many people turning off the shitty game to go masturbate
     
  44. devine

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    they just showed us a tweet from kate upton about the bama/nd game.
     
  45. TDCD

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    Fucking women.
     
  46. devine

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    no doubt someone she was watching the game with said that and she found it funny.
     
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  47. orangeonmymind

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    The "Good Hands Play" last night was by Eddie Lacy. A fucking RB. And the good hands play wasn't him making a good catch. No. It was him carrying the football. They literally freezeframed when someone was trying to tackle him and zoomed in on his hands and said how impressive his hands were.
     
  48. dahldennsull

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    i enjoyed a chuckle at this as well.

    "Look at how strong his hands are as he doesn't fumble while ND is trying to pry the ball out"

    uhh you mean doing a running back's damn job? wow I wouldn't have imagined how impressive that is if you hadn't shown me and talked about it