Arrested Development: the official thread

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  1. jrmy

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    I guess I just didn't expect Ann's mother to be so young.

    Next you're going to be saying that Ann and I could be sisters.

    No I'm not. Why would I say that?
     
  2. jrmy

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    I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YO TIRED ASS COUNTRY CLUB, YOU FREAK BITCH
     
  3. Clown Baby

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    You know that if you'd had sex more than four times
     
  4. momux

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    Okay I'm going to put you on this machine to slow down your heart rate, hopefully not too slow, because it's already dangerously slow as it is.
     
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  5. ben_rivera_Watt

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    Well I don't want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn't help.
     
  6. laxjoe

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    Was watching this episode a few nights ago and I was basically asleep and I started cracking up after this exchange.

    You know, this open marriage is ridiculous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.

    You know, first of all, we are doing this for Maeby, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!
     
  7. Clown Baby

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    ...that means you're good enough to work at Sitwell

    Fuck you!

    And I accepted!
     
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  8. zeberdee

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    AD and Community are my two go-to shows to put on as I fall asleep. I can't tell you how many times I'm so close to asleep and just start cracking up just like you said.
     
  9. laxjoe

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    yup. i've had a rotation going on for many years now of simpsons, seinfeld, community, parks and AD that i watch as i fall asleep. generally it works well because i can just listen and enjoy the repeats but every once in a while (aka a lot) a line like that will basically wake me up from laughing. definitely worth it though
     
  10. laxjoe

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    [​IMG]

    I'm oscar!
    dot com
     
  11. DeToxRox

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    I've been re-watching the Larry Sanders Show and it's amazing to see the consistency in Tambor's work from then through AD. What a fucking genius.
     
  12. kentucky_dawg

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    You've ruined the act GOB
     
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  13. kentucky_dawg

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    "You know, just two adults getting our stew on man!"
    "I don't know what that means, but it sounds disgusting"
     
  14. laxjoe

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    You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife, and you guys weren't even talking toward the end.

    Yeah, a lot of that was the coma.

    Yeah, I've heard your side of it
     
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  15. jrmy

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    That episode is still IMO the GOAT Arrested Development episode. The first time I watched that Tobias line, I almost died I was laughing so hard. Then I rewinded it and almost died again six or seven times.
     
  16. bro

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    shock and aww is an amazing episode
     
  17. Dr. Jan Itor

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    if you feel something moving down there its just the bird
     
  18. bro

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    lol @ Yul Brenner as Ice
     
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  20. Clown Baby

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    Hey Buster, I thought you had class

    I thought you had class!
     
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  21. Clown Baby

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    Tobias arrived to the audition frightened. Which gave him confidence. Which frightened him again.

    "I'm ready"
     
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  22. kentucky_dawg

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  23. Clown Baby

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    Just caught this last night but when Tobias is telling Carl how he can't be nude (after he's cast as Frightened Inmate #2), Carl is eating a bowl of stew at the kitchen counter
     
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  24. jrmy

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    In Shock and Aww, when they do the cut back to Lucille signing the papers to adopt Annyong, she does it because she's yelling at Buster about not eating all of his cottage cheese and that she's going to get a son who will.

    Then later, she leaves a note that she's taking Annyong to the school dance with Maeby and that she left his dinner on the counter. And it's a big ass tub of cottage cheese.

    Don't know why but this absolutely killed me.
     
  25. jrmy

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    Suddenly playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit.
     
  26. bro

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    everyone probably loves the shows for similar reasons, but I love the reflective nature of the show. the charlie brown music, the catch phrases, the 4 or 5 bits of music they always use, the zoom ins, the flashbacks via dialogue and via flashbacks...

    I love how when Oscar and Buster talk they always play that music and reference that Oscar is the father. gets me everytime
     
  27. ohhaithur

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    Why is Eileen Hespen still in high school?
     
  28. bro

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1Dwium5WYs&feature=related
     
  29. Tobias

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    4 more years! 4 more years!
     
  30. i am a bammer

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    I DON'T WANT NO PART OF YOUR TIGHT-ASS COUNTRY CLUB YOU FREAK BITCH
     
  31. jrmy

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    Third time on this page and I still laugh hysterically each time.

    Can anyone who is better than me at gif-ing find one with Tobias and all of his vanity plates?

    "INM8 2"
    "CONMAN 2"
    "DR HOUSE"

    Hilarious
     
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  32. Clown Baby

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    Noticed again last night that when the sheep employees get on Lupe's bus that it's the Church of the Good Shepherd
     
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  33. Clown Baby

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    I buy all my cars at police auction
     
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  34. fattmante

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    got a nice hard cot with his name on it

    you'd do that to your own brother?

    I said COT
     
  35. laxjoe

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    i want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture

    i really wish i hadn't heard that
     
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  36. bro

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    Dad's gonna be crushed

    You don't have to tell him
     
  37. dilworth

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    You're not going to be hand fed anymore!
     
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  39. ben_rivera_Watt

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    "Steve holt is not my son."

    "Steve holt, that moron jock??"

    "That's my son you pothead!"
     
  40. Clown Baby

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    "Hey Uncle Gob, has Aunt Lindsey ever been pregnant"

    "Yea, dozens of times"
     
  41. Celemo

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    Finished season 2 this past weekend. Starting season 3 tomorrow. I am excite
     
  42. Clown Baby

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    Some where over the rainbow, there's another rainbow
     
  43. Teddy Westside

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    "Are you making dinner reservations?"

    "No, no that was my mom she just had a little Korean dropped off."

    "Ohh that sounds good, let's have that."
     
  44. ohhaithur

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    [​IMG] THE LITERAL DOCTOR
    It looks like he's dead. [everyone gasps in shock]



    [​IMG] MICHAEL BLUTH
    Wait, is he really dead or does it look like he's dead?



    [​IMG] THE LITERAL DOCTOR
    It looks like he's dead. He's covered in blue paint or something. [everyone starts shouting and throwing things at him]
     
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  45. ohhaithur

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    The article about GOB being promoted has very very interesting commentary. (you will need to zoom in)

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  46. Clown Baby

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    This is the first anyone at Gobias Industries has heard of a land deal
     
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