the mouse option is no good... She'd just start screaming and probably break something... coyotes it is...
I haven't stopped laughing since this thread started. Not sure why, but then again I don't care why either.
This is so fucking awesome. Seriously I'd call those pest control fuckers and tell them he flew out and not to bother stopping by. Then capture him and make him a pet. He already has a name: OG
By looking at the thread title it seems the issue is its a "wild" owl. Well you can easily change that. Plus think of all money you will save on future postage.
ever figure out how it got in? Kinda the secondary issue here, but pertains to my interests none the less.
want to keep it around? feed it some texas brisket. want to get it out of your house? feed it some kc bbq Spoiler
Yea I was wondering how long it was going to take before it started crapping all over your place and it appears the answer was about 15 minutes. I am definitely team keep the owl as a pet.
There's almost nothing it won't eat. Just start trapping shit and bringing it inside. Worst case you end up with a weasel.
Do you guys think owls have nipples? Cause i would splash so much ecash to see a video of this guy trying to milk it.