Walked down to make a sandwich and there's a goddamn owl sitting on a chair in the living room. How do I get this thing out of here??
Ask not how to get it out but instead how you can get it to stay. You know how badass a free roaming house owl would be?
I just imagine you staring at the owl, wondering "why in the fuck are you in my house?" And the owl staring back, wondering "why in the fuck are you in my house?"
I find this almost as funny as the fat girl sneaking in and eating food from the refrigerator of GoodForAnother
That looks like a small owl I'd get some gloves on and grab that mother fucker. I had to do this with a bat being in my friends house one night. Scary/nasty as fuck...
lmao was trying to get them to come out here and they said they can't because they're dealing with a guy who has a coyote in his house
Birds of prey are the shit. I would keep it around as long as possible, wearing a helmet of some sort in case it went for my face though.
Damn you, I came here to tell him to put a tootsie roll pop in the yard, and shut the door when it flies out.