I never knew the Sheriff was a brittish cunt. It's fucking stupid, his southern accent is terrible. Every single actor in this show does a shitty job of having a country accent. I absolutely hate this show but I can't stop watching. -Why the fuck would you save/waste all your ammo/medicine for some kid after he was shooting at you?
regarding the big spoiler reveal of the last page or so, I have a question... Spoiler what about all of the people who were dead in their cars on the parkway? I wonder if the show is remaining faithful to that premise.
They really, really just should have stayed with the comic plot. Fuck the nine fanboys who would've bitched about it.
psychologically this show makes no sense... rick is dumb, he is smart, he is dumb, he is smart. there is NO WAY in this environment would people bounce back and forth from being heartless to being compassionate, NONE. 1. philly faggots, your buddies died.. sucks.. move on... is it really worth startin shit where you could die? you drove 1000 miles to run away from zombies yet you get in a fucking gunfight with a cop and a pussy slant eyes and an old faggot over 2 dudes that just happened to be in your crew? 2. and THEN you become fucking SMART and leave the crippled guido bitch on the damn post where he belongs. so let me get this straight. shooting people in a fixed structure... smart, BUT THERE ISNT ENOUGH TIME TO SAVE YOUR BUDDY WHO IS 20 FEET AWAY FROM YOU, yet you believe in some form of post apocalyptic vengeance? jesus 3. echo everything people say re: dale.. the whole fucking "YOU KILLED OTIS BECAUSE YOU ARE ACTING WEIRD" is just ridiculous 4. get off the god damn farm 5. sophia's mom i think WANTED to get punched by darryl, but deep down, i think she wants that 9 inch redneck D to make her feel like a woman and/or relevant on the show 6. team shane and darryl and tdawg and the blonde slut, KILL ZOMBIES OR BE KILLED FUCK YOU LORI, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING 86 POUND SLUT BITCH WHO I WOULD POUND UNTIL YOUR PELVIS BROKE BUT JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE A DUMB SLUT AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND ID KICK YOU IN THE FACE AND THROW YOU OUT THE WINDOW AFTER I SPLUGE ALL UP IN YOUR EYES Spoiler BITCH
Ya know what, at this point fuck it, don't ever leave the farm. In fact make it a show about farming with the occasional zombie every now and then. I want to learn about planting wheat and raising chickens, digging wells and all that shit. Lets turn a negative into a positive.
Not just a gun fight but a gun fight against an unknown number of enemies with an unknown cache of weapons at night who are holed up behind cover and are deadly enough to have killed 2 armed people you knew. So fucking stupid. Also, at this point why not build some sort of ramparts or something around the farm to fucking defend the place instead of sitting on your asses all day every day.
This was my first thought. I got why Herschel and family didn't - they thought the zombies were just sick. But considering that they've found zombies randomly walking the woods and that giant horde of them walked on the highway, how is the biggest plot hole not this magical farm that is secluded from everything even though it's close to the town/highway and people are yelling/shooting basically at all hours? This show makes so very little sense it's a fine line between laughing at the writing at this point or fucking killing myself for still watching it. It truly makes me feel dumber every episode I see because now instead of enjoying the show I fucking can't get past every single idiotic thing that happens. Also, I'm on board about making this a horticulture show at this point. You're halfway there anyway.
Can they hitch up the zombies to pull the plows across the fields? That would be a useful source of energy. Or can they develop zombie technology to power the farm, like putting the zombies in giant balls like gerbils have, only using it to power the generator?
It was mentioned before...but I need to bring it up again. Why the hell was amputating the leg ever an option? Seriously? That would be better than just pulling it off the fence? Lets just go over this one more time- leg impaled on a fence. We can either (1) pull it over which takes a few seconds, and will have a torn up muscle but a hole that can be covered with bandages and wrapped tightly to control the bleeding... (2) slowly cut the leg off with a pocket knife, hope to stop the bleeding from a horribly cut stump and bring the gimp back to the farm and watch him die slowly ... or (3) Leave him there, put a bullet in his head to be nice, you just shot a few people because you were unwilling to bring anyone to the farm, so why not bring another injured person back to the farm. Also- team horticulture show. Lets learn farm life, I've never raised chickens, or milked a cow. I'd like to learn. What's the best way to rotate your crops to keep food ready year round?
Who are you to question a Sheriff and a Veterinarian? The two of them obviously have had much more experience with impaled legs on fences than you have.
I could imagine them working on the farm during zombie horticulture farm hour, someone getting a splinter and Hershel pulling out his knife to cut off the finger.
jumping in this thread late but scanned through this page im on the same page with most, if not all. show sucks and has sucked since season two. having that little girl walk out of the barn as a walker was a slap in the face. the shit rick pulled at the end of "triggerfinger" was bullshit, the shit his wife (wont call her by her first name) pulled by taking a car out and then somehow rolling it by glancing at a map (there are no cars on the road) i just dont get it, shane, just fucking leave the farm your shit is getting old, ricks kid (again, im not going to say his name) is a fucking pussy wearing that goddamn hat, dale just shut the fuck up you nutless bastard, glen somehow has smaller testicles than rick's kid, and now they got this new dude with a fucked up leg (that whole scene was just fucking stupid, dude shoots at you, and you help him). fuck, thats enough. tl;dr - fuck this show
There are an awful lot of random accidents that have nothing to do with zombies in this world. The amount of time spent on them is ridiculous.
Someone needs to lose a finger cutting off a chicken head, just so we can find out if the vet can sew it back on. As a bonus they can argue if the chicken was for eggs or eating. And one more trip to the store for ONE BAG FULL of medical supplies. I bet they run into trouble Boom, that's good for another 2 episodes at least.
Sorry, just randomly thinking about past episodes. Can we go back to dumbcunt Lori thinking she can abort with a handful of Morning After pills? Who the fuck writes this shit?
I remember reading a little before Darabont got canned that he was working non-stop to try and fix an episode or episodes that had been turned in by a director and was "unwatchable." I never expected it to be as bad as season 2's first half was. On the other hand, the last episode might have been terrible for many reasons, but at least there were zombies it in. For me, that'll always be problem #1 with this show.
I've seen a zombie show late at night randomly where the zombies were tied up and continuing to do the same motions over and over again. One was opening and closing a mailbox, one raking some shit, and one of them was "smart" and could ride a horse around. It was on an island and two brothers were fighting with each other because the one who had the zombies tied up believed he could "save" them by convincing them to ear animals over humans. They all end up killing each other in the end and the main group leaves. I saw this before seeing walking dead and thought it was an episode of it but now I know it's not and it's been bugging me for a couple months trying to figure out what is was. It was retarded but really want to figure out what the hell it was just for my minds sake
You are a hero. I can't believe that was a movie and that a watched it all. I also can't believe someone else has actually seen it
Spoilering this for those who are anal. This isn't much of a real spoiler since people with no idea about the graphic novel will be clueless about what it means. Spoiler AMC announced today that David Morrissey has been cast in the role of The Governor in the network's critically acclaimed hit series, "The Walking Dead." The Governor, a character from Robert Kirkman's graphic novel, is the leader of Woodbury, a small settlement of survivors, and becomes the chief antagonist for Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) and his group. The Governor will appear in "The Walking Dead" season three, a 16-episode order from AMC, which begins production this spring in Atlanta. A BAFTA Award nominee, Morrissey has appeared in many acclaimed British series including "State of Play," "Meadowlands," "The Deal" and "Blackpool." Along with his celebrated work in television, Morrissey is also known for his leading roles in feature films such as The Reaping, The Other Boleyn Girl, Centurion, The Water Horse, Nowhere Boy and Blitz. He recently wrapped Welcome to the Punch opposite James McAvoy and Mark Strong. Morrissey is represented by The Collective and Troika in the UK. "The Walking Dead" season two airs Sundays at 9pm on AMC.
Looks like the show is going to continue to move at "slow as fuck zombie" speed. No way they can do justice to that character on AMC.
If they made it more like Doomsday Preppers I'd watch. Then again I'm easy, I watch this shitty show.
Show really broke my heart when Lori survived that accident/zombie fight only to see her pull a Lady MacBeth typical cunt starting drama at the end.
Also, how is NO ONE concerned that she may have miscarried after the accident? I mean its not even brought up.
They'll probably completely ignore it for a couple episodes, and then it will become a huge deal for an entire episode out of nowhere.
I think it would've been great if Lori tried to walk back, but instead of taking the road she took a quicker trail (probably the ones the horses use to make it to town in 15 minutes)... and got lost, and then we spent the entire 2nd half of season 2 looking for her.
C'mon, who here didn't think that was going to happen? To be honest that would have made slightly more sense then the non-drama of Shane finding her five minutes after he left the farm. There are so many plot holes its hard to discuss one without discussing them all.