There's a meme from a while back of a guy walking past some hot girls with something like this that just destroys me. Will try to find.
As a crv driver myself, I'm impressed they got it up that big an incline. Engine is sooooo underpowered.
Which model? The 97-00 model or one of the progressively chickier ones? Last two versions are god awful. 01-07 wasn't terrible.
The good thing about the "Houston, we have a problem" line is that this is the first time it's been used in regards to Whitney Houston...and not every time she's had a mishap in her virtually untainted life. That makes it both original and inspired. Excellent usage. Deserves an infinite number of likes.
As someone who lived through the Nutt era at Arkansas, I find it even more hilarious and a breath of fresh air.
^ got a like for the toto song stuck in my head now. will probably come back and take it away when it's still there in an hour...
Thank god i'm not the only pussy terrified of flying roaches. Of course, I hate non-flying ones too, so there's that.
before i moved to houston i had never seen flying cockroaches. the first time i saw one i ran real fast like.
Even if I didn't do anything bad the previous night, anytime I wake up from a blackout I have a bad feeling I did something terrible. I mean what if I killed someone? Or hooked up with a tranny?
I rely on my drunk unconscious self to look out for me on these occasions, but it seems like for some of us, you can never be too careful
I mean it's not like I've ever hooked up with a tranny before... Spoiler Spoiler But it could happen...
However one time I was at a party up at UNC Asheville with one of my highschool buddies and there were a lot of weird fuckers. Well I had left after a while to go to some bar with some girls leaving my buddy hanging. When he was leaving he was standing out front waiting on his ride completely shit faced. He told me right when his ride pulled up this asian chick came up to him and grabbed a fist-full of his junk and asked him if he wanted to hook up. Luckily he was too drunk to coherently respond and didn't know what else to do besides awkwardly walk away and get in the car. We found out the next morning the asian "chick" was a notoriously fucked up Tranny slut who had been giving out rubelys to guys all night asking if they wanted to hook up. Dodged a bullet there. She would fit in nice at skybar.
Had a guy I worked years ago hook up with some bitch on a chat line. Ended up meeting her at some club and getting end from her later on. A bunch of us were out eating lunch and he was telling us the story and describing how fat her ass was etc and one of the guys asked what her name was because he lived over in the same area and he might know her. Dude said her name was like Jazzy or some shit and my boy just looked at him and went "you got tricked nigga" and started laughing. We ragged the fuck out of him mercilessly.
I really hate to do this... Spoiler It's "I bless the rains down in Africa" Spoiler Writer: SANDELL, MARK CHRISTOPHER / WATSON, NEIL ANDREW I hear the drums echoing tonightBut she hears only whispers of some quiet conversationShe's coming in, 12:30 flightThe moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvationI stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodiesHe turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never hadThe wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary companyI know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the SerengetiI seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've becomeIt's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaGonna take some time to do the things we never hadHurry boy, she's waiting there for youIt's gonna take a lot to drag me away from youThere's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever doI bless the rains down in AfricaI bless the rains down in Africa(I bless the rain)I bless the rains down in Africa(I bless the rain)I bless the rains down in AfricaI bless the rains down in Africa(Ah, gonna take the time)Gonna take some time to do the things we never had