Official DannyBoyCane/Horse Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Stanley Ipkiss, Aug 9, 2011.

  1. CC

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  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. jhooked

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    If this actually occurred there is absolutely nothing I wouldn't give to be the person taking that phone call.
     
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  4. noleguy03

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    There is a thread on the recruiting forum about Saban being in South Florida doing some recruiting. Danny says he doesnt like this and somehow relates it to the way Saban left the Dolphins for Bama.
     
  5. Clown Baby

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    Its obvious that Saban has it out for the city of Miami. Wish we could have danny over here more often.
     
  6. BudKilmer

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    holy shit I love him
     
  7. Wu

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    what pg is the bear video on?
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    Barstoolsports just did their top 96 videos of 2011

    this was #1

     
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  9. WarrickNoles

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    rofl@this video! YOU CAN ALL GO TO HELL!
     
  10. Drew

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    NOT ONE IOTA!
     
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  11. Jack Parkman

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    seriously though......one day this dude is going to hang himself over this stuff
     
  12. CC

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    It's garbage, and it's rubbish.

    and it's garbage
     
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  13. dannyboycane13

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    Ive asked barstoolsports.com to remove my video from their website because they can NOT use my video without my permission.
     
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  14. Croomsday

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    :smuggyurban:
     
  15. Clown Baby

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    Isnt this the same guy that thought that Brigham Young Episcopal wasnt a real school?
     
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  16. Croomsday

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    yes
     
  17. dannyboycane13

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    Really?!?! REALLY?!?! Are we STILL on this? Jesus.
     
  18. Clown Baby

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    Im just trying to see what we're up against. Also, weren't you mercilessly attached by a bear six months ago? How's rehab coming
     
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  19. dannyboycane13

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    I was NEVER attacked by a Bear!!!!! Why do you people believe this nonsense?!?!?! It's beyond ridiculous that some of you can be so dense.
     
  20. Clown Baby

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    How can we be the dense ones? Most here would have probably outrun said bear
     
  21. noleguy03

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  22. IrishLAX2

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    5:28

    Mutters "thank you" like a child who survived a bear attack
     
  23. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

  24. Fusiontegra

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    dannyboycane13

    Why deny the bear attacks so vehemently? Was there something illegal going on at the time of the attack? Were you attempting to inject the bear with the swine flu, thus hoping he would eventually infect other wildlife(because I think we all know bears don't care who they fuck - right, danny?)...eventually infecting the entire world with a swine flu that there's a good chance that you, in fact, created.

    Are you some sort of evil genius, danny?
     
  25. gopack2104

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    there's a person that posted in the Atlanta-Journal Constitution claiming to be me. I want to let you know that I did not post in the AJC.
     
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  26. kn88

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    damn, they're still fucking with DBH so close to signing day. No heart
     
  27. Jack Parkman

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    amazing how gullible this guy is......simply amazing
     
  28. I CANE on her face

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    I wish he was here oh so badly
     
  29. Hank Scorpio

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    so the guy posting in this thread as him is an impostor? part of me just died.
     
  30. Nole96SC

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    Yeah. I tried to get him over here but he's loyal to that UM Scout site. Glutton for punishment I guess.
     
  31. Fuck this

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    Accent and jhooked like this.
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  33. fsugrad99

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    DBC is systematically killing tertiary ESPN talent and assuming their personas
     
  34. 20/20/20/20

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  35. Ignatious Thistilewhilte

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  36. fsugrad99

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  37. IrishLAX2

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  38. Drew

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    I give us 6 or 7 wins, very similar to this year
     
  39. The Official MassNole

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  40. Jack Parkman

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    Yes!!!!! It's Dannyboy season, the game preview YouTube videos should be right around the corner
     
  41. Hank Scorpio

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    flaming someone who might be legally retarded who doesn't post on this board. Fucking Massnole
     
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  42. I CANE on her face

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    Made me chuckle
     
  43. Black Falcon

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    Not as funny as his usual stuff but I chuckled.

    Breaking down the upcoming series against FAU. OP is irrelevant except for bolded part:

    DBC:
    our opponent on Wednesday night up in Boca.

    They're 14-7 on the season (3-0 in Sun Belt play), they just finished sweeping FIU in the Golden Panthers own house this weekend. This is the second of three meetings with the Owls this season. Next time we meet them will be on April 24th, at the Light.

    Some background on the Owls:

    • They were 32-25 last season (17-13 in the Sun Belt conference).
    • They lost 7 starters from last year and one from their pitching staff.
    • They have 7 JUCOs on their roster and 8 freshmen.
    • They're hitting .294 as a team.
    • Their OPS is .820, which is above average (down from the .900 they had going into the last meeting with us).
    • Their GPA (Gross Production Average) is .282 (down from the .405 they had going into the last meeting with us)
    • Their ERA is 4.28 (up from the 3.14 they had before the last game with us)
    • Their WHIP is 1.42 as a staff. (The WHIP for their starting rotation is 1.51 up from the 0.96 they had before our last game with them, ours is 0.84)
    • Their opponents ERA is 5.67 (Our ERA is 3.38)
    • Their opponents WHIP is 1.73, down from 1.83 before the last game with them. (Our WHIP is 1.27)
    • Their opponents are hitting .273, up from the .253 before the last game we had with them. (We're hitting .287 as a team).
    • The OPS of their opponents is .738 which is average or a D grade. (Our OPS is .845).
    • The GPA of their opponents is .253 (Our GPA is .289).
    • Their Walk/K ratio is 0.67 (101 BBs/150 Ks) (Our Walk/K ratio is 0.53, which is not much better [93 BBs/177 Ks]).
    • They've stolen 13 bases in 23 attempts.
    • Their opponents have stolen just 11 bases in 15 attempts. (We're 18 of 28 in that department).

    Looking at the numbers on FAU this go around, like last time, we can run on this team, in the 10-6 win over the Owls on February 29th, we stole 2 bases (both by Tyler Palmer). Not sure who's going for us on Wednesday Night up in Boca and not sure who's going to get the baseball for them. The bottom line is just play CANE baseball and cut the K's down before we get back to ACC play next weekend when Maryland comes to the Light for a 3 game series. The Owls have won 4 in a row (also beating Fordham as well before sweeping FIU this weekend), and we need to take care of business up in Boca on Wednesday Night.

    tc: How can we have a GPA of over 4?

    I thought 4 was the highest GPA you can get. [​IMG]

    dbc: I want to make this very clear to everyone so there is ABSOLUTELY ZERO MISUNDERSTANDING HERE. The GPA I'm using here is Gross Production Average, ok, NOT GRADE POINT AVERAGE. Hell, I wish our players had Grade Point averages that high, but they don't ok. ****!!! DAMNIT!!!!

    tc: I'm glad that you edited your post because it's obviously impossible to have a GPA over 4.

    dbc: I was referring to Gross Production Average, not Grade Point Average, but apparently, you don't get it.

    trout: GPA?!?!?

    [​IMG]

    canefish: Is that a weighted GPA ???

    oc: Can't you get honors points?

    DBC: Let me make this clear again. The GPA I refer to is the Gross Production Average. Its one step above your basic OPS (On-Base + Slugging). This stat was invented back in 2003.
     
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  44. dannyboycane13

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    Not an impostor, just dont post on this site that frequently.
     
  45. Gaknight

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    terrible troll
     
  46. Hank Scorpio

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    I want to believe!
     
  47. IrishLAX2

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    NOT ONE IOTA
     
  48. HawgGood

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    So, I'm supposed to believe that a horse that got attacked by a bear can type. Get outta here with that shit Mr. Ed.
     
  49. Percyus: Son of Zeus

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