documentary: american juggalo (nws)

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  1. jimmy butler stan account

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    No she's sexy. Look how inadequate she makes the other juggalette feel.
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  2. Tiger Z

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    At least her titty paint is very well done.
     
  3. NinjaRXA

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    a nsfw warning would be nice, spoiler that pls
     
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  4. Larry Sura

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    damn, what is that girl doing there? she must have massive family problems. probably does lots of coke too.
     
  5. BlazingRebel

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    snooki jugg.JPG

    Juggalette Snooki :ohshit:
     
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    OHHHHH HAHAHAHA EVERYONE LAUGH AT TAXES' COMEDY STYLINGS
     
  7. TigerPawMaul

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    Well at least they have showers...
     
  8. Pokes

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  9. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    kinda wish the Nazis won now
     
  10. Croomsday

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    Juggalo dead baby funeral
    http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/what-the-heck-juggalo-funeral/
    What the Heck? Juggalo Funeral


    Repost from the old site.
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    A real White trash funeral, complete with booze cooler casket and the bereaved dressed in their Sunday best.
    There is something about this picture that really bothers me. Those people with the Insane Clown Posse t-shirts are known as juggalos. Juggalos are the fanbase of the Detroit White hip hop group Insane Clown Posse.
    Juggalos have lately gotten a reputation for being associated with a lot of crimes, to the extent that they are now considered to be a White street gang. But only about 15% of juggalos are involved in gang-related criminal activity.
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    The dead baby. Yuck. Ninja down!
    There is something just so wrong about showing up at your baby’s funeral wearing Insane Clown Posse t-shirts. And the coffin looks like a beer cooler. And if you look at the really weird markings on the coffin, there are two aliens engaged in a shootout.
    The story around this baby’s death is that it died preterm when the woman with the dyed hair was 6-7 months pregnant, due to her very heavy use of drugs. She was supposedly a very heavy drug user who took all sorts of drugs every day during her pregnancy, resulting in the stillbirth of the baby preterm. Afterward, she supposedly sued the hospital for killing the baby, when in fact it was her drug abuse that did it.
    What’s even worse was she called in to some Juggalo radio show and talked about her dead baby for about a minute, then started bitching about some merchandise they never sent her.
    This is her MySpace page. It’s worse. Here is a closeup of the cartoon images on the casket from the Myspace page along with some text:
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    The "psychopathics" from outer space are going to protect this stillborn baby from evil? WTH?
    Here is the funeral announcement from the MySpace page:

    Juggalo Ho posted:
    R * I * P
    *Anabelle Lotus Krawczyk*
    05 – 11 – 2008
    Mother ~ Julie aka Juggalo Julz
    Father ~ Joe aka Druggalo JK47
    BORN ~ Mothers Day, Sun.
    May 11, 2008 10:39am
    DIED ~ Mothers Day, Sun.
    May 11, 2008 10:52
    FROM MOMMA, JUGGALO JULZ::
    MY LITTLE NINJETTE DIED 1 IN A MILLION MEDICAL ERROR..FOR NO REASON. THE DOCTORS SHOOK THERE HEADS AT ME AND SAID WERE DONT KNOW WHY OR HOW. WHAT THE gently caress IS THAT? MY DAUGHTER SHOULD BE IN MY ARMS RIGHT NOW AND SHES GONE AND THATS PRICELESS TO ME!!! I PROMISED MY LOTUS I WOULD GET JUSTICE FOR HER DEATH TO MY VERY LAST BREATH! PLEASE HELP A JUGGALO FAMILY OUT…
    EVERY & ANY JUGGALO & JUGGALETTE IS INVITED TO MY BABY NINJETTE ANABELLE LOTUS KRAWCZYK FUNERAL…WERE ALL A gently caress’N FAMILY AND OUR LITTLE LOTUS IS GONE TO SHANGRI-LA…PLEASE WRITE ME BACK HERE OR EMAIL IF U WILL COME. IM STILL MAKING ARRANGEMENTS. ON DATE OR TIME YET..
    BEST WISHES ~
    PLEASE WEAR ANYTHING DARK LOTUS OR IF U FONT HAVE LOTUS ANYTHING PSYCHOPATHIC GEAR TO HER FUNERAL
    PLEASE JUGGALOS IF U CAN DONATE ANYTHING EVEN.
    $0.01 OR $1.OO WILL HELP US TO GET A HEADSTONE FOR OUR DAUGHTER.
    YOU CAN DONATE AT THE FUNERAL OR IF U CANT ATTEND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STILL DONATE ANYTHING TO OUR HOME AND EMAIL ME ON HERE AND I WILL SEND U MY ADDRESS…
    PLEASE BRING A LOTUS FLOWER THEY ARE SO RARE TO FIND. OR PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN FIND ONE.. IM HAVING A LOT TROUBLE FINDING IT…
    PLEASE FAMILY COME AND SUPPORT US IN OUR DARKEST HOUR…NINJA DOWN
    MCL JULIE & JOE
    WHERE ~ MALEC & SONS FUNERAL HOME
    ADDRESS ~ 6000 N. MILWAUKEE AVE.
    CHICAGO IL 60646
    FUNERAL HOME PHONE ~ 773 – 774 – 4100
    DATE ~ FRIDAY MAY 23 2008
    TIME ~ 9:00AM – 1:00PM (Service starts at 9:00AM then we go to the cemetery)
    *REMEMBER AT A FUNERAL WE ALL FOLLOW TOGETHER TO THE CEMETERY AFTER THE SERVICE…..
    LAYED TO REST AT ~ EDEN CEMETERY
    ADDRESS ~ 9851 W. IRVING PARK ROAD
    SCHILLER PARK IL 60176
    CEMETERY PHONE ~ 847 – 678 – 1631
    *WE PRAY TO SEE ALL JUGGALOS THERE FOR ANABELLE LOTUS….
    THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE AND SUPPORT,
    A GRIEVING JUGGALO MOTHER & FATHER
    You’ve got to be kidding? “Ninja down”? The mother’s name is “Juggalo Julz,” and the father’s name is “Druggalo JK47?” Tell me this isn’t true. Something about that is just wrong.

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    LOL. Not much I can say to this photo. I started busting up the first time I even looked at it, and it's about a dead baby! Dead babies aren't funny at all unless you're Alice Cooper, so these two really failed to make me laugh at this sad photo.

    I realize I have been told that it’s un-Commie of me to make fun of White trash, and there’s nothing really funny about a stillborn baby, but sometimes I just can’t help myself. It’s always sad when a kid dies, but at least she didn’t get to be raised by these parents.
     
  11. TLAU

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  12. FiTreDawG

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    Why start another thread for this? The LSU/WVU thread was already started. Gameday in Morgantown is fascinating.

    :cheapshot:
     
  13. fsugrad99

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    didn't die because of mom's drug use

    that kid offed herself

    can't blame her really, I hope God gives her the "Juggalo parents" exemption into heaven
     
  14. TigerPawMaul

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    Just a thought, Juggalos vs Irish Travelers. Who ya got?
     
  15. swiggle

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    posting so I can watch later

    and lol at Cave-in-Rock being like 3 hours from my hometown
     
  16. jokewood

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    definitely the Travelers
     
  17. Croomsday

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    please tell me a marshall fan isn't posting this....
     
  18. Heavy Mental

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    Travelers have their shit more together, imo.
     
  19. Richard

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    moe.org looks like everybody makes fun of these people.
     
  20. Vito Corleone

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    can one of the Internet Wizards on here put "DID NOT READ" on this?

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  21. three stacks

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    i can't believe i just watched the whole thing. i need to shower
     
  22. BearlyHere

    BearlyHere Is this thing on?
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    one of the most interesting things i've seen in a while..pretty sure taques went to this before and wanted to share his experience
     
  23. Tiger Z

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    Very skeptical of a juggalo being a brain surgeon.
     
  24. Eric The Viking

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    How do we possibly arrange this?

    If we could get video of this encounter, it would surely make the Mexican Cartel videos look tame.
     
  25. The Hebrew Husker

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    I would pay a lot of money, if someone would drop a bomb at the next location of "The Gathering"

    I hate these fucking faggots with a passion.
     
  26. fsugrad99

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    in the same way that Dr. Dre is a practicing physician
     
  27. Trofie

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    17:50 looks like an old Bieber
     
  28. Cholly's Angels

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    I skipped all the other shit and fast forwarded to 22:08 and froze the screen..
     
  29. OKCChuck

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    Either way. holy fuck I wanted to call DHS on those parents
     
  30. OKCChuck

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  31. Ace Boogie

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  32. Waters  Muddy

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    Off topic, but in college my buddy bought a ton of those whistle tips and put them on peoples cars that we knew. I thought my car was going to blow up.

    /coolstorybro
     
  33. racer

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    It was a fuckin fuckin fuckin mother fuckin fuckin fuck, fuck you fuckin feel fuckin me?
     
  34. Taques

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    fuckin mashed potatoes
     
  35. racer

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    So many pairs of boots worn with (un)athletic shorts.
     
  36. racer

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    That preggo bitch is gonna have a funeral just like the other one posted above.
     
  37. racer

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    "We all have jobs"
    "Well, actually I just lost my job, but whatever"
     
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  38. racer

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    It says titties fer a doller. mah boyfernd rowt it on dere
     
  39. Tyler's Kids

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    I'm just glad that one kid has is head on straight and is going to college next year to become "a doctor and shit" so he can "help people and shit"
     
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  40. racer

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    lost it hard when the bammer came on
     
  41. racer

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  42. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
     
  43. Nole96SC

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    Damn, they actually get some legit hosts and performers.
     
  44. Eric The Viking

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    "Gonna find this skinny-ass bitch...make her fat...and then we can lose weight together. We can bond and shit."
     
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  45. og

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    chances of becoming a doctor: 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000%
     
  46. FiTreDawG

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    I don't know what you are talking about. When I applied I just said "I want to help people and give them faygo."

    Immediately accepted.
     
  47. SWIMFAN

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    juggalooo woo wooooo
     
  48. taikimoto

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    For what would be a next to nothing budget it's an incredible doc.