2024 MLB Thread - sKKKKKKKKKKKenes

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by bro, Nov 2, 2023.

  1. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  2. bro

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  3. fucktx

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    you just linked 40 man roster injuries pretty sure the rangers literally have 12 from their mlb team on the IL. I’m not saying it doesn’t happen but having more than an entire rotation on the IL is brutal luck. Thanks
     
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  4. ohhaithur

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    It means the model struggles with extreme outliers
     
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  5. dump

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  6. bro

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    hilarious thing to see on the MLB front page about the Rockies

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  7. bro

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    Dump, it is May 8th. What are you talking about?
     
  8. dump

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    I didnt realize I needed to wait until at least September to comment on my teams bad luck, brolice
     
  9. fucktx

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    Shut up dump they’re in first still. I was just commenting on the shit luck not that it’s the end of the world
     
  10. bro

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    rangers world series odds were +1400 on February 29. they are currently +1500 on DK, FD, and BetMGM.
     
  11. dblplay1212

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    Softball just jesus. This is ONE game.

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  12. bro

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    will be weird when the Pirates only let her throw 65 pitches per outing in Double-A.
     
  13. bro

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    absolutely hilarious looking home run

     
  14. bro

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    Cease carving up the Cubbies
     
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  15. teel

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    Siri play Cashin Out by Cash Out

     
  16. i am a bammer

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    Chafin looks like he likes his beer cold, his women hot, and his president orange
     
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  17. i am a bammer

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    I see what you're doing and it won't work
     
  18. i am a bammer

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    7.0 12K 1H 2BB 0ER on 113 pitches
     
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  19. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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  20. bro

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  21. bro

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  22. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    LFG
     
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  23. i am a bammer

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    Paul Skenes has finally checked all the right boxes
     
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  24. i am a bammer

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    POV: you got one-hit and lost a series to the Padres

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  25. bro

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    the video of Skenes getting the news is likely going to be so awkward. Most people knew Pittsburgh was targeting this weekend.
     
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  26. fucktx

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  27. bro

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    I listened to cespedes BBQ earlier in the week and they both guessed he would get called up this week without sourcing. Solely based on them moving him to normal MLB rest between appearances.

    plus:



     
  28. bro

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  29. bro

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    Mason Miller :blessed:
     
  30. i am a bammer

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    What's the price going to be for Mason Miller?
     
  31. zeberdee

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    one year rent free at Dodger Stadium
     
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  32. teel

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    Shea Langeliers against the Rangers

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  33. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Not bad for $60.
     

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  34. RoderickJaynes

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    The Yankees have to be frothing at the mouth for Kyle Tucker to reach free agency as he just pummels balls in their little league right field

     
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  35. dblplay1212

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    Hopefully OF is kinda set for a while
     
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  36. fucktx

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    they already have Grisham wasting away on the bench for no reason

    too many ofs
     
  37. WillySaliba

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    Grisham is not good.
     
  38. fucktx

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    you’re telling that to someone whose fav team is so beat up they traded for robbie grossman today
     
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  39. bro

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  40. bro

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    Let’s not waste the talent of … Trent Grisham.
     
  41. i am a bammer

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    I wish he did this more
     
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  42. Andy Reocho

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    Nice to see Gunners and bwi2 getting to spend some quality time together away from the board

     
  43. bwi2

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    a shame we had to pair the sharpest Nats jersey with the worst O’s jersey
     
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  44. Saul Shabazz

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    he was really fuckin good here in college but his success in the bigs is kind of surprising ......has been awesome to watch
     
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  45. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I'm back on my MLB stadium tour of day trips that I've posted about in prior years. I got out of bed at 4 am and now I'm sitting back at PHL waiting to go home.

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  46. zeberdee

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    I couldn’t believe how packed it was today for a 1:00 weekday start during the school year.
     
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  47. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Tickets were absurd for a Wednesday day game. I'm used to $6-8 tickets but I paid a shocking $34 for section 422.
     
  48. COVIDiskilingme79

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    On a side note, I'm really tired of parks not allowing bags in the stadium. My lifehack is that I bring a hoody with zipper pockets and put my stuff in there. Then I just look like a lunatic carrying around a hoody in 88° weather but no one has ever questioned me on it.
     
  49. dblplay1212

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    Dominguez about to start a rehab assignment. Him, Judge, and Soto is solid.
     
  50. RoderickJaynes

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    Add Sborz to the list of injured rangers
     
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