Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. ned's head

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    It's over for this one. Shame

     
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  2. clemsontyger04

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    So this is what the right considers comedy.

    No wonder they want fascism, they have to be absolutely miserable in their own little bubble.
     
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  3. Randy Dangus

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    I appreciate the press framing the incident as “would you have included that section in your book if you could do it over again” rather than “why the fuck did you murder your puppy?” Gold standard of the world.
     
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  4. NYGator

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    Not funny of course, but is funny that they can make some of these arguments against Republicans when they are trying to cancel them but ignore them when it’s Trump.
     
  5. steamengine

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    Noem changed her entire persona and appearance to appeal to trump and her dog murder made the dream all go away.

    Amazing group of people we’re dealing with.
     
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  6. Gallant Knight

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    Tbh one of the only things trump could do to turn off a lot of his base would be to kill a puppy
     
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  7. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  8. Tommy Jefferson

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    People are now wearing diapers because he does. I think it’s more likely they would start killing dogs themselves then turn their back on the fuhrer
     
  9. Tug

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    They’re more likely to start killing puppies
     
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  10. bwi2

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    given that “like a dog” is one of Trump’s favored derogatory phrases, easy to see why Noem would be confused about this
     
  11. CaneKnight

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    They are miserable in their bubble. It's why they get so mad when liberals and leftists abandon the spaces they operate in. Their lives are worthless without someone to yell at or some kind of enemy. It's also a harsh reminder that people fucking hate them
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    there were people on this board who wanted to vote for this guy for president
     
  13. CaneKnight

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    It's wild how they realize their propaganda isn't working so they're going to start turning to China style internet censorship. How pathetic, all of this so Isreali's can continue vaporizing kids.

    Still waiting on legislation that stops those companies from fucking up our data tho... I won't hold my breath since once again that was never what the Tik Tok stuff was about int he first place.

    I'm so fucking sick of that country. I
     
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  14. BudKilmer

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    BASTA
     
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  15. Andy Reocho

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  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. Can I Spliff it

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  18. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    I probably would have arm chair predicted:
    84-- Reagan
    88-- HW
    92-- Clinton
    96-- Clinton
    00--Gore
    04-- W
    08-- Obama
    12-- Obama
    16-- Clinton
    20-- Biden

    So I mean that's a pretty lazy 8/10. Who the fuck is this guy?
     
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  19. skiedfrillet

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    I’m not watching that video. Who’d he predict for 2024?
     
  20. Gallant Knight

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  21. Bruce Wayne

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    If this was Hilary Clinton it'd be font page national news for weeks
     
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  22. devine

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    Cat turd 2 killed his dog a few weeks ago and hasn’t taken a hit
     
  23. bro

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    This is an insane post.
     
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  24. steamengine

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    Noem
     
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  25. infected donkey

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    Wait until August is what he said.
     
  26. Redav

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    HW was going to cruise to reelection until the economy tanked
     
  27. El Tiburon

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    I already know who’s going to win, but I don’t want to ruin it for the candidate’s special day. As soon as it’s announced, I’ll let you all know the behind the scenes. :eyes emoji:
     
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  28. dump

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    And he didnt have that Reagan “charm”
     
  29. Prospector

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    explains so much
     
  30. Guns

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    Did the worms die of starvation?
     
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  31. ned's head

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  32. Schadenfred

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  33. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Avatar stealing bitch
     
  34. zeberdee

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    is there an old poll where said people were documented?
     
  35. Lyrtch

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    its crazy she went on to get a decent acting gig, hosts a reactionary podcast that is likely why her acting career fizzled, and just yesterday had one of America's premier intellectual racists on their podcast
     
  36. Charles DeMar

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    xvideos still works in Texas, but not PornHub, Redtube, or YouPorn...this is all according to a friend btw ;)
     
  37. Hank Scorpio

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  38. wes tegg

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    She can have a million “intellectual racists” on her podcast and it still won’t be as bad as spawning the most overused meme on this board.
     
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  39. fattus

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    It’s not difficult. When I was in Texass for the eclipse I googled, “Which porn sites work in Texas?” and it popped up a chart first result.
     
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  40. dome foam

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    Being a politician is a lot like being a pro golfer. You must make sacrifices to continue the grift.
     
  41. steamengine

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    You’ll have to be more specific
     
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  42. steamengine

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  43. dblplay1212

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    I'm not a big brain lawyer but it seems like all of these prosecutors waited to late last year to file charges so they could get as much spotlight as they could during the election cycle and they never thought their cases would get delayed and delayed and delayed like they have been. idk maybe it took 3 years to put the case together but it seems to the average person they've just botched all of this. Bastards.
     
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  44. dome foam

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    You can read more about this in my new book:
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  45. OHW

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    Dasha sucks but she just signed on to do an A24 movie, I think her acting career is going alright
     
  46. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    "We are all looking for the guy (gal) who did this."
     
  47. CaneKnight

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    Dasha is a massive racist who I’m pretty sure is funding by folks like Peter thiel
     
  48. steamengine

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    Pretending to be a trad cath isn’t going to sink a career. If anything it’ll boost it.