Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. LetItSoak

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    He knows there are pictures of him shirtless on the internet right?
     
  2. Tommy Jefferson

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    What, his physique doesn’t scream masculinity to you?
     
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  3. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    When elon is worried about you
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    This happens daily yet I DM one person saying “kys” and I was banned within five mins. Smh,
     
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  5. Jax Teller

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    I’ve seen that wolf meme before and it’s always posted by the biggest fucking idiots.

    Also the world would be a much better place if we did get rid of this stupid alpha male shit and toxic masculinity.
     
  6. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    it's a myth anyway.
    https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/

    The study it was based on studied a captive population. Shit's different in the wild. :themoreyouknow:
     
  7. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    :badasswolf:
    :loldog:
     
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  8. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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  9. NYGator

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    You have to go down this Limerick rabbit hole...



    I like this one the best...

    There once was a beach in Nantucket
    and a Cybertruck owner said “fuck it”
    “I paid one hundred grand,
    why not drive on the sand?”
    But the truck was so shit that he stuck it
     
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  10. RockHardJawn39

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    :roll:
     
  11. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    FREE SPEECH

    No, not like that!
     
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  12. hood b. goode

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    The audacity of elon telling someone else to change topics:ded:
     
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  13. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  14. BudKilmer

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    5 stars on the hashtag
     
  15. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Open the pic in the second tweet, dude got a NASTY gash from the door.
     
    #23916 Pile Driving Miss Daisy, May 5, 2024
    Last edited: May 5, 2024
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  16. Can I Spliff it

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    Sometimes i think elon has the same disgust towards his own followers that trump does with his
     
  17. fattus

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    Neither has any empathy, which is requirement to be a billionaire.
     
  18. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:
     
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  19. Redav

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    I still love the truck!
     
  20. Tobias

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    who could this be hmmm

     
  21. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    lol "try to be a bit less obviously nazi because then people will know I'm also a nazi" to a room full of literal nazis
     
  22. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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  23. NYGator

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    waiting for the find out post.
     
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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    jesus christ, greasy floor that's not level, no jack stands, jack not square, I don't think that's an approved jack contact location, and I'll bet he doesn't have the wheels blocked chocked on the other side either.

    Yeah, better hope your insurance company(s) (auto, life, etc.) doesn't see your tweets, guy.
     
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  25. Truman

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    Does rotating your own tires void the warranty? Feels like that's some bullshit Tesla would do
     
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  26. Redav

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    Driving the car voids the warranty
     
  27. Tommy Jefferson

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    I was considering rotating the tires on my Honda but since it’s not a Tesla, does that mean it’s too limp to lift with just one jack. Will it fold like a wet noodle?
     
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  28. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I hadn’t thought of it this way but it tracks
     
  29. Drew Swinney Esq

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  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  31. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Thoughts?

    Yes, you didn’t abide by the results of a previous poll after saying you would, so why should they?
     
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  32. CaneKnight

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    I think it's funny that Elon Musk believes Kendrick Lamar would even speak to him.
     
  33. soulfly

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    Yes. This battle needs to be decided by people wondering why they can’t use the N word if Drake and Kendrick are.
     
  34. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Sorry fam, we're already doing the live battle on Wuphf
     
  35. RockHardJawn39

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    Hmmmm

     
  36. IV

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    These musk fanboys are unbelievable level of cucks
     
  37. Truman

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  38. seanofthedead86

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    The Adrian Dittmann thing has been going on for a while and has been a running joke on Knowledge Fight when Alex Jones started going live on spaces all the time during his show and Dittmann would show up. I don't think it's actually Elon but you never know.
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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    #23941 Can I Spliff it, May 7, 2024
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  40. RockHardJawn39

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    They ended the mass layoff email with

    Sincerely
    Tesla
     
  41. Can I Spliff it

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  42. Tommy Jefferson

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    I thought it was widely known Dittmann was Elon’s burner. What makes you think it might not be?
     
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  43. Tobias

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    that spaces clip i posted all but confirms it to me. fuentes and the others are laughing and saying stuff like “ok thanks random guy” in a clear tongue in cheek manner
     
  44. seanofthedead86

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    They've had convos on Spaces with each other in the past. I think he's just some obsessed weirdo.
     
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  45. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    like the musk version of philip seymour hoffmans character from boogie nights?
     
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  46. fattus

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    Elon’s burner would be named “Richard Johnson.”
     
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  47. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    This part seems problematic
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  48. Truman

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    shout out to Split Zone Duo
     
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