Tom Brady retires JK he’s back JK he's gone

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  1. JGator1

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    Baker Mayfield or Kyle Trask are available #TankForCaleb
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    Fail(eb) for Caleb
     
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  3. Icculus is a Bammer

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  4. hudson

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    Can’t wait to see who wins and leads us. Really hope we don’t have a Josh freeman moment and get fucked.
     
  5. southlick

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  6. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    tommy with the roid rage
     
  7. devine

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    Getting mad at a roast is the lamest shit possible, which is fitting for Brady
     
  8. Lyrtch

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    Has anyone aged worse than Jeff Ross good God
     
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  9. fucktx

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    alopecia and cocaine
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. fucktx

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  12. southlick

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  13. Handcuffed

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    greg giraldo died?
     
  14. Shinzon

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    Did I hear, “Don’t say that shit again”?
     
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  15. Shinzon

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    In 2010.
     
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  16. Truman

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    Yes
     
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  17. Shinzon

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    This Ron Burgundy bit has been slightly more cringy than funny.
     
  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Nick Di Paulo was Steven Crowder’s sidekick for awhile which is a fate much worse than death IMO.
     
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  19. Shinzon

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    Good for Belichick. :golfclap:
     
  20. devine

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    Haha Kim kardashian making a sex tape reference, never gets old!
     
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  21. JGator1

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    He won us a Super Bowl he cannot do wrong

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Shinzon

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    Jesus Christ Edelman. Dropping some truth bombs. Tom will probably never talk to him again.
     
  23. JonathanCoachman

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    He could have won you one in a season that wasn’t the one marred by Covid like the great Brad Johnson did.
     
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  24. TC

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    [​IMG]
     
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  25. Truman

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    What did he say?
     
  26. Gunners

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    NFL owner worship is up there with weirdest and cringiest shit in sports
     
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  27. Shinzon

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    I don’t remember all of it since a few more people have been up after him. But some of it was that he called him out for his plastic surgery. Said his relationship with Alex Guerrero was creepy, and Tom changed and became super weird after he met AG. Said Giselle was just his beard.
     
  28. Gunners

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    Said something about deflating Brady's balls which was kinda funny, Edelman just tries so hard all the time that he's much better in a short setting. Annoying af after a few minutes.

    Belichick impressions are pretty funny
     
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  29. theseasonisover

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    Does Robert Kraft have Parkinson’s or something?
     
  30. Fidelio

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    Jeff Ross at the Emmitt smith roast was something else
     
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  31. southlick

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  32. dathalfnukkahd

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    It’s just jokes guys
     
  33. Shinzon

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    Tom Brady really leaning into the arrogant asshole persona.
     
  34. AHebrewToo

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    True Michigan Man
     
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  36. nofatchildren - cissp

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    I would’ve laughed a lot if that came from Jeselnik. Aaron Hernandez deserves to be mocked for eternity.

    But Edelman somehow managed to fuck it up.
     
  37. Tiffin

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    I'd bet Sam Morrill wrote that. They had a podcast together for a minute.
     
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  38. dump

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    “knowing your wife’s new boyfriend can beat your ass while eating hers”

    Brady TKO dude will never recover from this
     
  39. hood b. goode

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    Why would anyone agree to a roast

    To seem cool & down to earth? Fuck that
     
  40. devine

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    Tom Brady is a robot without emotions so not like this hurts him at all
     
  41. Redav

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    I enjoyed that Ross was like "yeah, ok" like it didn't phase him at all.
     
  42. TC

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    Surprised we haven’t had a tmb roast
     
  43. Constant

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    That guy who welched on the bet re dump's hoops prowess got roasted pretty good. Also Truman bad steak.
     
  44. shaolin5

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    Fantastic idea for a thread. I'd start it, but my threads tend to either be boring and fizzle out after a page or two or get completely apocalyptic for a couple of thousand pages no in between
     
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  45. devine

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    No we just need to wait until user nug gets drunk around the holidays
     
  46. steamengine

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    Who is Gisele’s new boyfriend? Vin Diesel or something?
     
  47. Redav

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    A roast thread would turn south quickly so I'm definitely for it
     
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  48. TC

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    Advice from a friend, I wouldn’t be the one to start the thread
     
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