Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. Redav

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    I don't want a woke light saber
     
  2. GrizzliesDrew

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    [​IMG]
     
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  3. JonathanCoachman

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    Why would we want our savior Donald to wield the same color light saber as the Jedis fighting for the Viet Cong inspired Rebels.

    I bet if you got rid of the spray tan and the insane hair, Trump would look a lot like Darth Vader sans helmet.
     
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  4. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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  5. JonathanCoachman

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    This reply to that tweet made me want to vomit but then I clicked on the profile and saw when that account was started and literally lol'd.



    Nearly 2000 Hasbara tweets since October 7th and still having less than 100 followers isn't helping with the genocide washing quite so well.
     
  6. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Nah. You gotta kill someone to get that Rittenhouse status. The only people who are gonna give a fuck about him are the potential employers who are all gonna hang up as soon as they google him.
     
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  7. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    his dad probably owns a car dealership

    he'll be fine
     
  8. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Like half of those kids come from their hometown's equivalent of the Murdaugh family. They'll never face a consequence for any action
     
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  9. JonathanCoachman

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    Buster (the kid he didn't kill) got expelled from Law School for plagiarism prior to the family's demise. Getting kicked out of school would be a good start.
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    is it cool if I start making things about race because it seems like some people are making it all about race
     
  11. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    James “JP” Staples Real Estate and Finance major University of Mississippi DFW, Texas
     
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  13. Eathan Edwards

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    This was his last insta post - he's taken all his accounts down now. Supposedly he's had to leave school, not really sure how that works considering this upcoming week is final exams but fuck him.

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    As Tegg mentioned - Plano, TX's finest.
     
  14. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    JP is nearly in the FO portion of the festivities.
     
  15. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Just a beautifully frictionless brain
     
  16. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    I grew up in plano. this all tracks
     
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  17. dump

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    He either went to Plano West or one of the many private schools in the area

    I was kind of rooting for Highland Park here tbh
     
  18. JonathanCoachman

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    Plano can’t be worse than McMaynerberry.

    MCMAYNERBERRY!
     
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  19. shawnoc

    shawnoc My president is black, my logos are red...
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    It’s been a while since HS Civics.

    The freedom to pursue our choices without judgment… Which amendment is that?
     
  20. JonathanCoachman

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    Thomas and Alito snuck it into the amendment where citizens cannot be forced to quarter troops is what I heard.
     
  21. BudKilmer

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    An absolute dipshit. Not a credit to any institution he’s ever attended
     
  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Being able to do whatever you want without any potential judgements is something a devout Sovereign Citizen would find naive and hilarious.
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  24. JonathanCoachman

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    Maggie would have waited until 1946 to warn the public about the not so great things the SA, SS and Gestapo were up to.
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Oh wow yes this will surely sink them
     
  26. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  27. snowfx2

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  29. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Is being bald that big a deal?
     
  30. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    No
     
  31. JonathanCoachman

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    It has to be quite chilly out for me to be able to wear a beanie for more than a few minutes before becoming uncomfortable and removing it. In humid ass Florida in May, it must be torture have to wear on at all times.

    And by disguising his baldness for which he shouldn’t even be ashamed of he’s just begging to be made fun of for being bald by people that otherwise wouldn’t care.
     
  32. LetItSoak

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    You could also just get hair replacement for like $10k if it bothers you that much; isn't he rich?
     
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  33. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    He isn’t wrong. He’s not going to jail, but if there is anyone above this young man is about to learn a stern lesson in finding out.
     
  34. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    You guys aren’t considering the possibility that he is hiding Voldemort under that beanie. You gotta ask yourself ‘what’s really going on here?’
     
  35. Redav

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    I can't imagine every wanting to brag about hanging out with Tim Pool
     
  36. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    :windsy:
     
  37. kennypowers

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    Going double buttoned up may be worse than the beanie tbh
     
  38. Truman

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    He looks like a 14 year old who was forced to dress up by his mother
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Congrats on the upcoming nuptials, Tim! We’re all rooting for you guys!!!!
     
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  40. infected donkey

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    3 button jacket:
    Sometimes
    Always
    Never
    2 button jacket:
    Always
    Never.
    Fucking dolt he is.
     
  41. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  42. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    Doubling down on dog murder is a choice
     
  43. b0ne5

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    These pieces of shit double down on everything deplorable that is brought to light.
     
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  44. dathalfnukkahd

    dathalfnukkahd dat nukka high definition
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    If your domestic animal needs to be put down, don't you take it to the vet like a normal human being and they can do it in an ethical way?
     
  45. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    that is a crazy bitch
     
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  46. bro

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    This is also insanity. Less insane, but still insane is Scott saying he can’t wait for trump to win so we can get back to low unemployment. Unemployment literally could not get any lower

     
  47. Struggler

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    “No. No. We were lifelong friends.”-Noem
     
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  48. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    The worst person you know...

     
  49. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Jesse’s delivery is so grating. He’s not wrong that Congress is trading on insider info, but my god, shut it off.
     
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