*** EPL 2023-2024: Calling 5-0 to hold the boys in blue accountable

leggo, birds

 

Damnit, have the wrong game on

 

Deserve to lose they’ve been terrible

 

Nice need a winner let’s bring on chambers

 

0.06 xG, why did they even get on the bus?

 

That was fun

 

If you sort the table by Goal Difference, West Ham are 16th. I mean, holy shit.

 

And that original tweet was from September so well beyond that now

 

I just don't think he fits their team. Also, he's up and down. He was horrible when he was 18-19, went on loan, came back to River and tore it up, went to Benfica and tore it up, Argentina of course. Think it might be the position he's been asked to play

 

Yeah I knew that Salah was offside on the beginning of that sequence. Enough time passed that any later efforts would have stood, but still.

 

Way to stay big, Vicario

 

Royal out of position trying to guard Salah was never going to be an easy Sunday stroll.

 

Handball

fix is in

 

Couldn’t they have blown the whistle for half time 45 seconds early?

 

Thank God for Spurs

 

Y’all are a weird (injury plagued) team

 

Being 9th in the table is very David Moyesian but that Goal Difference..not so much.

 

They do seem to get blown out a lot

 

Think we are a good team that lacks a clinical finisher and have had to battle through a bunch of injuries but 3rd place is totally where we belong. Never thought we would win the league even when we were going good because we are not on the same level as Arsenal or City. More disappointed in not being at least in the Europa finals.

 

Liverpool being as competitive as they were this season is an incredible upgrade over Klopp’s final seasons at his previous two jobs. There’s not really anything to nitpick over anymore with his résumé.

 

Emerson Royal off much to his relief

Perfect.

 

Damn, I step away for 10 minutes…..

 

Gallant Knight is probably safe in 4th without needing anymore points.

 

First time Gallant has been pulling for us?

 

If the score holds, that’d be 13 goals against in the last 4 games

 

ange ball is alive and well

 

I feel bad for arsenal needing spurs to take points off city

 

We’re all very optimistic about our title chances

 

Subbed off Endo way too soon. Slot would never

 

What the hell was that

 

There a reason richarlison hasn’t been starting?

 

Injury

 

Cute comeback, spurs

 

Masters of too little too late. And rewarding the subs with starts next time out always results in them being suddenly just as poor as those they replaced.

 

once you hit like 30 years old, don't you have to just go by "Doug"?

 

Dougie Freedman, I am calling to you through the ether!

 

That counts as a shot on target

 

That United bench is something else

 

Hey now, the average age of the bench is over 22.